Punisher vs Joker

Started by TricksterPriest36 pages

Anyone remember Batman:TAS? The episode with the Joker fish?

Joker makes a binary compound, manages to spray/poison/infect the first part all over the city. And then later starts releasing the secondary recombinant agent.

Thus, Jokerizing apparently random people. And giving Castle endless targets.

Punisher thinks of that plan after the prep time expires.
He would be dead by then.
IMHO giving Joker a week of prep is overkill to Punisher. And he won't be 'joking' around like he does with Batman.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
or, frank on a distant rooftop spots the less-than inconspicuous joker sneaking around with a human sized cardboard cutout and decides to make an example of him.

"*scoff* idiot" says the punisher.

frank gets to a prone position and as quickly and messy as possible shoots the joker with a scoped assault rifle, the first salvo are at the thighs to incapacitate the joker, then the following shots reduce his victim to swiss green-eggs and ham. the children are so desensitized from playing video games they don't even shed a tear for the dead clown making gurgling noises.

😛

This isn't can punisher kill joker during that week. the fight doesn't start until the week is up.

You can't kill the other person dfuring their prep that would negate them getting the prep.

So no.

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
Punisher thinks of that plan after the prep time expires.
He would be dead by then.
IMHO giving Joker a week of prep is overkill to Punisher. And he won't be 'joking' around like he does with Batman.
.......they have a week to end each other's lives, not a week to plan then fight.

i assume if a week is up and they are both living it's considered a tie.
the only "prep" is what they can come up with during the fight.

Even Batman and the JLA have trouble tracking down Joker when he doesn't want to be found.

Castle's boned.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
.......they have a week to end each other's lives, not a week to plan then fight.

i assume if a week is up and they are both living it's considered a tie.
the only "prep" is what they can come up with during the fight.

you're right. can you prove that punisher could find Joker in a city of 8 million people in a week without being lured to a place?
Because him being on a rooftop and just happening to see him is a one in 8,274,527+1

NYC is the 12th most populated city in the world.

The odds are so bad that that's NOT likely to happen.

Oh, you wanna try using the fact that he does find people that leave paper trails that he has a means of tracking as an example of finding someone whom is not from the city whom doesn't leave a paper trail?

Originally posted by Creshosk
you're right. can you prove that punisher could find Joker in a city of 8 million people in a week without being lured to a place?
Because him being on a rooftop and just happening to see him is a one in 8,274,527+1

NYC is the 12th most populated city in the world.

The odds are so bad that that's NOT likely to happen.

Oh, you wanna try using the fact that he does find people that leave paper trails that he has a means of tracking as an example of finding someone whom is not from the city whom doesn't leave a paper trail?


i have no doubts that the joker would make the first move, but i'm betting it will be one that also exposes his whereabouts. all frank needs is a lead to get his perp, and yeah he will be ever so cautious with the appropriate exit/defense strategy, he won't be tricked.
+ the arms the punisher has access to can even any odds.

but first things first, lets establish the joker's plan cause he lacks field dominance here and he has no lackeys available, and a panic causing weapon of some sort seems highly unlikely.

"a panic causing weapon of some sort seems highly unlikely."

hysterical Did you not read any of the last few pages? THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE'LL DO. He'll kill the entire city just to get Castle.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
i have no doubts that the joker would make the first move, but i'm betting it will be one that also exposes his whereabouts. all frank needs is a lead to get his perp, and yeah he will be ever so cautious with the appropriate exit/defense strategy, he won't be tricked.
+ the arms the punisher has access to can even any odds.

but first things first, lets establish the joker's plan cause he lacks field dominance here and he has no lackeys available, and a panic causing weapon of some sort seems highly unlikely.

Joker Venom is always effective. How can Punisher counter it?
If Joker sends it via air raid, and Punisher blows the missiles, the gas will still spread all over the city.
BTW Joker isn't playing around anymore. This isn't the same Joker who's fighting the Batman.
He knows Punisher will shoot at will when he sees him.
This isn't a one-sided fight, where only Punisher has the chance to investigate Joker's whereabouts and tactics. It's a give-and-take situation.
In a week's time, the entire NYC will be jokerized (Punisher included)

Originally posted by psycho gundam
i have no doubts that the joker would make the first move, but i'm betting it will be one that also exposes his whereabouts. all frank needs is a lead to get his perp,
And what would his first lead be?

The first move could very well be when the trap is finished.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
and yeah he will be ever so cautious with the appropriate exit/defense strategy, he won't be tricked.
And he's going to keep from getting tricked.. because he knows how joker's mind works.. despite that not being basic knowledge.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
+ the arms the punisher has access to can even any odds.
Because Frank's always uses weapons that cause alot of collateral damage and risks killing civilians.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
but first things first, lets establish the joker's plan cause he lacks field dominance here and he has no lackeys available, and a panic causing weapon of some sort seems highly unlikely.
One POSSIBLE plan was given... but since Joker's alot more insane than the posters on the forum its likely to be quite a bit more psychotic.

But due to the nature of the random ... a sequence of "3 3 3 3 3" is totally possible within the scope of being random. to deny a repetition in a generator is to limit random, and limited chaos.. isn't.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
"a panic causing weapon of some sort seems highly unlikely."

hysterical Did you not read any of the last few pages? THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE'LL DO. He'll kill the entire city just to get Castle.

how is he going to set it all up on his lonesome? and do so without causing any attention to himself in NY of all places?

The same way he started Last Laugh, and every other mass killing he's done.

Hell, he's held the united nations hostage with a nuke. You don't ask how. He just does it. We can guess on Doom, or Reed, or Batman, or Prometheus. We know how they think to a degree. We can at least make educated guesses on them.

Not Joker. Joker's plans make no sense to anyone except Batman. Castle won't figure them out. Joker is crazier than pretty much anyone in comics. And I really think you are missing the signigance of that statement.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
how is he going to set it all up on his lonesome? and do so without causing any attention to himself in NY of all places?
Have you ever been to new york?

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
The same way he started Last Laugh, and every other mass killing he's done.

Hell, he's held the united nations hostage with a nuke. You don't ask how. He just does it. We can guess on Doom, or Reed, or Batman, or Prometheus. We know how they think to a degree. We can at least make educated guesses on them.

Not Joker. Joker's plans make no sense to anyone except Batman. Castle won't figure them out. Joker is crazier than pretty much anyone in comics. And I really think you are missing the signigance of that statement.

you got to ask questions man, like where is he going to get these devises? last time i was in spanish harlem they weren't selling plutonium 238 in the bodagas. joker is out of resources, he is in a foreign territory, and going against an assassin who doesn't hold back and has a mission to end joker's existence.

joker's skating up hill here, i would most likely be convinced of his win if this was in gotham with all his men and resources available. joker 9/10 in that scenario, but in NY, the punisher's hunting grounds......joker has less than a week to live

Originally posted by Creshosk
Have you ever been to new york?
sure why?

Originally posted by Creshosk

One POSSIBLE plan was given... but since Joker's alot more insane than the posters on the forum its likely to be quite a bit more psychotic.

But due to the nature of the random ... a sequence of "3 3 3 3 3" is totally possible within the scope of being random. to deny a repetition in a generator is to limit random, and limited chaos.. isn't.

Make that 2

Originally posted by psycho gundam
you got to ask questions man, like where is he going to get these devises?
Where does he get them in his city?

Originally posted by psycho gundam
last time i was in spanish harlem they weren't selling plutonium 238 in the bodagas. joker is out of resources,
You just don't know how resourceful he is.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
he is in a foreign territory,
Heh... not THAT foreign...

Originally posted by psycho gundam
and going against an assassin who doesn't hold back and has a mission to end joker's existence.
And has no way of tracking joker in the 12th largest city in the world. Joker doesn't exist in any of MArvel's databases, he didn't grow up here, doesn't have a criminal history here.

That's how Frank finds his usual quarry. cause all his previous targets do and are and have.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
joker's skating up hill here,
Where as the punisher does have more of a paper trail, it being HIS city and all. Hell, he's even been arrested and convicted before.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
i would most likely be convinced of his win if this was in gotham with all his men and resources available. joker 9/10 in that scenario, but in NY, the punisher's hunting grounds......
Do you know of the history of either gotham or new york?

Boy that was almost redundant of me...

Originally posted by psycho gundam
joker has less than a week to live
Seeing as how Punisher's home turf actually works against him.. That's not very likely.

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
Make that 2
yours was bullocks. 😛

Originally posted by psycho gundam
joker's skating up hill here, i would most likely be convinced of his win if this was in gotham with all his men and resources available. joker 9/10 in that scenario, but in NY, the punisher's hunting grounds......joker has less than a week to live

Joker has hostaged UN like Trickster said.

The United Nation's HQ isn't in Gotham.
Last time I checked it was somewhere in Manhattan, NEW YORK.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
sure why?
You know what usually becomes the attitude of people who live in large cities?