Bob Lee Swagger versus Batman

Started by Scythe30 pages
Originally posted by Bardock42
Just out of curiosity, do we all agree that Comic Batman would wipe his ass with Swagger (any incarnation), without a second thought?

Yes. I told RJ that if he included novel Swagger, if he'd include Batman's books, then it'll spell out Swagger's doom. RJ never really said if Batman can be used from his books or not.

Originally posted by Bardock42

Are you asking out of curiosity or are you asking so you can say "HA, it's a comic book character!" the second of which would miss the point soo, soo bad (although he was in one of the movies).

I know of only one Bane, and he is a Darth.

Nah, you are saying you are a fan of Batman, but you don't know shit about him and constantly underestimate him as well as being out to prove that he is "only a human" and therefore beatable (as if anyone would deny that).

Your boner for Swagger on the other hand is undeniable.

I am judging Batman from what I have seen in the movies, plain and simple. Yeah, I know more about Swagger than I do Batman, so what? I know enough about both to make an unbiased decision.

Originally posted by Scythe
Yes. I told RJ that if he included novel Swagger, if he'd include Batman's books, then it'll spell out Swagger's doom. RJ never really said if Batman can be used from his books or not.
Well too bad, so sad, you have AC and his constant whining to thank for that.

Movies only.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I know of only one Bane, and he is a Darth.

That guy is sweet, too.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I am judging Batman from what I have seen in the movies, plain and simple. Yeah, I know more about Swagger than I do Batman, so what? I know enough about both to make an unbiased decision.

Well, you might know enough (though I doubt it), but you obviously don't choose to make an unbiased decision.

Originally posted by Scythe
Batman does get shot, as we've seen in Gotham Knight. He's learned to "work through pain" so I highly doubt gunshot wounds are gonna stop him from getting Swagger. Before you start spouting a: "HE DIDN'T GET SHOT IN THE FACE ZOMGWTFBBQ SMILEY, SMILEY!" He wouldn't be shot in the face so easily, he'd get shot anywhere else, but he knows how gunmen work. So if he does get shot, he can still continue seeing as how he knows direct first-aid, uses almost space age, futuristic first-aid equipment, Swagger would get beat.
All the space age first aid gadgets in the world won't help if Batman is being PUMMELLED by a rifle that shoots at a rate of over seven hundred rounds a minute.

Or when he is blasted by a claymore.

OR when a .50 caliber rifle round tears through his armor.

PING PING PING PING PING G36 rounds bouncing off his armor, you think he is just gonna say "teehee, that tickles?"

Then if they all reflect, then you just spelled out Swagger's doom.
I am forced to ask you to elaborate on that.

Think about this for a second RJ, so if it's movies only, then we can count off Swagger's adventures in novels?
Well that's what we have been doing the last few pages, haven't we?

Originally posted by Bardock42
That guy is sweet, too.['b]
Indeed he is, Nihilus too. So who is this Bane you speak of?

[b]Well, you might know enough (though I doubt it), but you obviously don't choose to make an unbiased decision.
Did you watch Shooter the other night?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
All the space age first aid gadgets in the world won't help if Batman is being PUMMELLED by a rifle that shoots at a rate of over seven hundred rounds a minute.

Or when he is blasted by a claymore.

OR when a .50 caliber rifle round tears through his armor.

Batman wouldn't let that happen, understand that. Gunfire is what he avoids. I'm not sayng he pulls a Matrix and dodges every bullet, he'll get out of the way, create a diversion, to lead the gunfire away, incapacitate Swagger, and he's done. I'm not saying Swagger is stupid, and he'll let Batman nab him while he shoots aimlessely, but you also need to understand that Batman wouldn't be shot a million times. Batman works through pain, and he works in the night, he is the night. Swagger would shit his pants. Call it fanboyism if you must, but as we'll all single handedly pointed out, Batman is on a one way street, and Swagger has an upper hand he'd never have againstt Batman.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I am forced to ask you to elaborate on that.

Okay, here it is. You using one man, one above average man, Vs. many Batmen now. Val Kilmer's Batman may have sucked, but he had to have been smart if he dealt with the Riddler and his shit.

Clooney's Batman may have sucked as well, but he had more costume changes which means he could adapt to anything.

Keaton's Batman was more of a detective, lame at times, but he had the gadgets needed to take down an army of clowns and everything in between.

Bale's Batman just brings all the f*ckin' skills to the table that all the other Batmen needed. So yeah.... sealed deal.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well that's what we have been doing the last few pages, haven't we?

I honestly don't know what's been going on the last few pages, other than us telling you we have our opinions, you telling us we're wrong.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He actually OWNS a .50 caliber sniper rifle, which has been known to penetrate armored cars, BTW.

I know. I've done a lot of research on military weapons and the military itself, seeing as how I was going to join when I graduated high school but a knee injury forced me to turn away from that option.

But still, this isn't about weapons or gadgets or vehicles. The whole point of me questioning this thread is the fact that it seems very one-sided, you may not agree with me or see it as one-sided, but others do.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Indeed he is, Nihilus too. So who is this Bane you speak of?

One of Batman's major villains. Probably most known for breaking Batman's back. Quite good story.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Did you watch Shooter the other night?

Nah, Sarah didn't want to.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well too bad, so sad, you have AC and his constant whining to thank for that.

Movies only.

You mean the forum rules.

Not sure why you keep confusing the two, or ignoring the first one.

-AC

Originally posted by Scythe
Batman wouldn't let that happen, understand that. Gunfire is what he avoids. I'm not sayng he pulls a Matrix and dodges every bullet, he'll get out of the way, create a diversion, to lead the gunfire away, incapacitate Swagger, and he's done. I'm not saying Swagger is stupid, and he'll let Batman nab him while he shoots aimlessely, but you also need to understand that Batman wouldn't be shot a million times. Batman works through pain, and he works in the night, he is the night. Swagger would shit his pants. Call it fanboyism if you must, but as we'll all single handedly pointed out, Batman is on a one way street, and Swagger has an upper hand he'd never have againstt Batman.
Batman wouldn't let that happen? Is this your line of attack now? Bullets move faster than the speed of sound, Batman can't see one coming, much less see a dozen or so coming. Batman CAN be shot, I have proven that already, by someone with little or no training.

Swagger would shit his pants, sure. If anything, Swagger would laugh as he watches Batman jump around like a ballerina on acid, slowly draw a bead on him, and blow him to kingdom come.

The fact that Swagger's rifle would tear through Batman's armor renders the armor useless.

Okay, here it is. You using one man, one above average man, Vs. many Batmen now. Val Kilmer's Batman may have sucked, but he had to have been smart if he dealt with the Riddler and his shit.

Clooney's Batman may have sucked as well, but he had more costume changes which means he could adapt to anything.

Keaton's Batman was more of a detective, lame at times, but he had the gadgets needed to take down an army of clowns and everything in between.

Bale's Batman just brings all the f*ckin' skills to the table that all the other Batmen needed. So yeah.... sealed deal.

All the villians the Batmen have fought wouldn't make a hair on Swaggers ass. He is on a different level than they are, due to his training and weaponry. THAT'S the sealed deal, accept it or not.

I honestly don't know what's been going on the last few pages, other than us telling you we have our opinions, you telling us we're wrong.
I am merely countering everything thrown at me with FACTS.

Originally posted by Röland
I know. I've done a lot of research on military weapons and the military itself, seeing as how I was going to join when I graduated high school but a knee injury forced me to turn away from that option.

But still, this isn't about weapons or gadgets or vehicles. The whole point of me questioning this thread is the fact that it seems very one-sided, you may not agree with me or see it as one-sided, but others do.

Yeah, these "others" know shit about Shooter and Swaggers skills, I am convinced of it. They think he is just another Marine sniper. That, or they are Batman fanboys.

I might as well have started a Jet Li versus Neo thread in the Matrix forum.

Originally posted by Bardock42
One of Batman's major villains. Probably most known for breaking Batman's back. Quite good story.
Did he do this in a movie? Thought not.

Nah, Sarah didn't want to.
And you still feel compelled to offer up your opinion on Swagger?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
You mean the forum rules.

Not sure why you keep confusing the two, or ignoring the first one.

-AC

Doesn't really matter, we are where we are now, stop dwelling.

Says the man who brought it back up not long ago.

-AC

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Quadruple posting? Reported.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Quadruple posting? Reported.
wanker

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Says the man who brought it back up not long ago.

-AC

OK 🙄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Batman wouldn't let that happen? Is this your line of attack now? Bullets move faster than the speed of sound, Batman can't see one coming, much less see a dozen or so coming. Batman CAN be shot, I have proven that already, by someone with little or no training.

Swagger would shit his pants, sure. If anything, Swagger would laugh as he watches Batman jump around like a ballerina on acid, slowly draw a bead on him, and blow him to kingdom come.

The fact that Swagger's rifle would tear through Batman's armor renders the armor useless.

All the villians the Batmen have fought wouldn't make a hair on Swaggers ass. He is on a different level than they are, due to his training and weaponry. THAT'S the sealed deal, accept it or not.

I am merely countering everything thrown at me with FACTS.

You're god modding an above average character in a movie.

If Swagger is that cool RJ, how come not a single person other than you is voting for him?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, these "others" know shit about Shooter and Swaggers skills, I am convinced of it. They think he is just another Marine sniper. That, or they are Batman fanboys.

It goes both ways.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I might as well have started a Jet Li versus Neo thread in the Matrix forum.

And this is relevant, how?

Originally posted by Scythe
You're god modding an above average character in a movie.

If Swagger is that cool RJ, how come not a single person other than you is voting for him?

I am god modding? "Batman wouldn't let that happen." Remember that? Like Batman can see bullets and dodge them accordingly.

Face it, Swagger would tear Batman a new hole.

Because they are either Batman fanboys, or they know shit about Swagger.

See, unlike you, I need not be part of a mob.