Bob Lee Swagger versus Batman

Started by Scythe30 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And your mother should have swallowed, where does that leave us?

Why'd you have to resort to this?

Originally posted by Placidity
Reported 😎

Thank you, hope he's dealt with properly. props, Placidity.

Originally posted by Röland
No offense, but why must you act like a kid about it?

Robtard says something, you respond with an "OK *laugh smiley*"...

Backed into a corner with no points left to make... Not including nonsensical ones, anyway.

In Rogue's mind, this is what he is thinking:

- Batman arrives with his Batmobile, then continues by walking (probably on the footpath).

- Swagger shoots him in the head.

THE END. Nice topic btw.

Haha, also, since it's pretty much all Batman movies, lots not forget Robin and Batgirl can be cannon-fodder, hahaha! RJ should know that if he has side-kicks, he never works alone. So before he jests us with an unfair advantage Robin, Batgirl, an unmanned Batmobile and Batman himself Vs. Swagger, I think somebody should've done his homework.

Originally posted by Scythe
Why'd you have to resort to this?

Originally posted by Placidity

Are you an idiot? Yes. Indo Story.

Just returning the favor.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
No, Swagger is an elite marine. But he can't outrun the Batman, admit it.

Then why did you then start discussing his escape from the search? Don't be a hypocrite.

Not outrun, no, but get to an area where the element of surprise is out the window? Possibly.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If Swagger is the dumbass inbred ******* he is being made out to be here, then you are right.

Whats that got to do with the whole "shit happens" thing we are talking about? We were talking about how neither man is perfect, that they make mistakes in battle, weren't we?

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
No, Swagger is an elite marine. But he can't outrun the Batman, admit it.

Then why did you then start discussing his escape from the search? Don't be a hypocrite.

Originally posted by Scythe
RJ should know that if he has side-kicks, he never works alone.
Whoa, did you relly just say that? Who are these sidekicks you speak of? I'd LOVE to hear this one. And McLovin doesnt count, dude had more identities than a CIA agent.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
?...Point?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Just returning the favor.

This is returning the favor:

Guy #1: Hey, you're an idiot!

Guy #2: Yeah, well I learned from the best, thanks buddy!

-or if you don't like that one, this is returning the favor also-

Guy #1: Man you sure are stupid!

Guy #2: When someone doesn't understand an opinion you call me stupid??

What you did RJ was just, too much...

Guy #1: You're an idiot!

Guy #2: Your mother was a whore who didn't swallow my semen...

See where you went wrong?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Not outrun, no, but get to an area where the element of surprise is out the window? Possibly.
Well, my point is that I doubt he'd actually get anywhere, due to running speeds. Batman is obviously faster. But sure, Swagger always has something... even if he was cornered by Batman with only a paperclip, he's Swagger, so always has 100% chance of survival.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Whoa, did you relly just say that? Who are these sidekicks you speak of? I'd LOVE to hear this one. And McLovin doesnt count, dude had more identities than a CIA agent.

OMG! Hahahaha, I am talking about Batman!

"Rj should know that he(Batman) has side-kicks, he never works alone."

Please read posts a bit thoroughly before you make yourself seem silly! Hahaha!

Originally posted by Scythe
This is returning the favor:

Guy #1: Hey, you're an idiot!

Guy #2: Yeah, well I learned from the best, thanks buddy!

-or if you don't like that one, this is returning the favor also-

Guy #1: Man you sure are stupid!

Guy #2: When someone doesn't understand an opinion you call me stupid??

What you did RJ was just, too much...

Guy #1: You're an idiot!

Guy #2: Your mother was a whore who didn't swallow my semen...

See where you went wrong?

An insult is an insult to me. Someone fires at me I am gonna fire right back.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
An insult is an insult to me. Someone fires at me I am gonna fire right back.

Yes, but one needs to defend themselves on par. You went all out personal on him, that's why you got reported.

Originally posted by Scythe
OMG! Hahahaha, I am talking about Batman!

"Rj should know that he(Batman) has side-kicks, he never works alone."

Please read posts a bit thoroughly before you make yourself seem silly! Hahaha!

Originally posted by Scythe
Haha, also, since it's pretty much all Batman movies, lots not forget Robin and Batgirl can be cannon-fodder, hahaha! RJ should know that if he has side-kicks, he never works alone. So before he jests us with an unfair advantage Robin, Batgirl, an unmanned Batmobile and Batman himself Vs. Swagger, I think somebody should've done his homework.
Sure you were. 😉 Could have been taken either way. Perhaps you should be more specific?

Originally posted by Scythe
Yes, but one needs to defend themselves on par. You went all out personal on him, that's why you got reported.
next time I'll call him a poopyhead, better?

Your lack of logic and rationality in this discussion is insult enough.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure you were. 😉 Could have been taken either way. Perhaps you should be more specific?

Hahaha, I love how stubborn and difficult you are. I as clearly talking about Batman's side-kicks, not yours, ask anyone here. Seriously, I promise you I meant Batman, I love how you read into things, it's cute.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
next time I'll call him a poopyhead, better?

If you get called a poopyhead first, of course! If your family gets insulted, by all means continue as normal.