And Today I Am A (wo)MAN!

Started by Selphie7 pages
Selphie you teasing like you do

And Today I Am A (wo)MAN!

This is a thread where you say something you did today that was very successful or impressive(in your opinion), and end it with, "I AM A MAN/WOMAN!"

For example:

Today I went to the gym, and didn't complain at all, even though I totally worked my ass off! Today, I am a WOMAN!!!!

Yer turn, ladies and gents!

FoxMeister Tank

Today i did absolutly nothing . Today... I am.... A MAN 🤘

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

I think we should say "Today, I am a strong black woman." I think that would be more potent.

FoxMeister Tank
Originally posted by FoxMeister
Today i did absolutly nothing . Today... I am.... A STRONG BLACK WOMAN 🤘

dodgy

Selphie you teasing like you do
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I think we should say "Today, I am a strong black woman." I think that would be more potent.

Uhuh papi! I don't teenk so!

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

I just suggested that we should change what we say in Selphie's thread. TODAY, I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN!!!

Phucked Up Senior Member

Today I woke up and babysat my two nephews. Today I am a MAN!

Selphie you teasing like you do

Someone hold my baby so I can knock that smug look off of Tired Hiker's face!

I am a MOTHERRRR!

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Originally posted by Selphie
Someone hold my baby so I can knock that smug look off of Tired Hiker's face!

I am a MOTHERRRR!

You threaten me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize. I'M A STRONG BLACK WOMAN!!!

chillybanana Senior Member

Today I wore my new Wonderbra which made my cleavage all sexy. I AM A WOMAN!

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Today, I am working for 8 hours. Today, I am a MAN!

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Today, I wanked it in the morning. Today, I am a man.

ScarletSpeed Authority

today I got a £40 fine for drinking alcohol in public, it ruined my night,

I AM not THE MAN!!!!

chillybanana Senior Member

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
today I got a £40 fine for drinking alcohol in public, it ruined my night,

I AM not THE MAN!!!!

Liam, man, you know not to do that.

ScarletSpeed Authority
Originally posted by chillybanana
Liam, man, you know not to do that.

I was in Kelvingrove park,

before it got confiscated 😆

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

Today I am at work stealing time to go on KMC. I AM THE MAN

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
today I got a £40 fine for drinking alcohol in public, it ruined my night,

I AM not THE MAN!!!!

oh you.

chillybanana Senior Member

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I was in Kelvingrove park,

before it got confiscated 😆

Disguise it in a flask or something next time 😛

Scythe The Goat

Re: And Today I Am A (wo)MAN!

Originally posted by Selphie
This is a thread where you say something you did today that was very successful or impressive(in your opinion), and end it with, "I AM A MAN/WOMAN!"

For example:

Today I went to the gym, and didn't complain at all, even though I totally worked my ass off! Today, I am a WOMAN!!!!

Yer turn, ladies and gents!

Like the little duck driving the pirate ship? Haha.

TODAY, I AM A GOAT!

TRH Grand Poobah

Today, I slept until 3, today, I AM A MAN!!!!!!!