And Today I Am A (wo)MAN!

Today i took a piss standing up. Today i am a man!

I trained at 6 AM today.

I'm a man!

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I don't get this thread really...😬

Today I moved furniture, a lot of it.

Today I AM MAN.

Today in my driving practice I successfully drove from one town to another on the dual carriageway. Today, I AM A WOMAN!

😆

Mairuzu wins the thread.

I lost the button to my shorts.

Today, I am a sad excuse for a man.

Today, I had a meeting at work about the new website, and I turned up even though I don't get paid for extra hours.

Today, I AM A SKIVVY.

Today I discovered that the guy's name from last night is John, and not Josh. And also discovered many new cool grindcore bands.

Today, I am a WOMAN!

(Wish I could say MAN!!, maybe sex change shall be in store. Nah, lets just go to lesbian, mmm.)

Tonight, I drink Whisky. Tonight I am a man.

Today, I ate a Rice Krispies square. Today I am a MAN!

Today I done 4 sig requests 😐

I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!

Today, I read up on equatorial bulges.

Today, I am NOT GAY!!!

Today, I'm planning the biggest candy smuggle in cinema history without a backback nor purse. TODAY, I AM A MAN!

I AM STILL THE MAN because I ate 6 chicken tacos

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I AM STILL THE MAN because I ate 6 chicken tacos

From where?

I once had 10 tacos from taco bell.

Originally posted by AngryManatee
From where?

I once had 10 tacos from taco bell.

Home made. I had some dinner. As for Taco Bell I haven't eaten there in years. Taco Bell's food doesn't stay hot. 🙁

Originally posted by AngryManatee
Today, I read up on equatorial bulges.

Today, I am NOT GAY!!!

Oblate spheroids? awesome

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Today, I knew the term assigned to planets that have equatorial bulges. I am a NERD!

I cried during a movie the other day, I felt like a woman.