And Today I Am A (wo)MAN!

Originally posted by Syren
I usually avoid Laura Ashley and places like Jane Norman because of the prices, but my stepmum needed a dress for a wedding or something so I ended up trying one on and I fell in love with it. So, she bought it for me and wrapped it up for Christmas 😄

That worked out pretty well for you then 😄

I just plucked my eyebrows...

Originally posted by chillybanana
Same, I never go to the likes of LA, Monsoon or River Island til they have a sale in case I foolishly spend all my money on something!

That worked out pretty well for you then 😄

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Definitely, bless her. She wouldn't let me have it there and then, though. It was pretty cold at the time so I wouldn't have worn it! I still haven't, I'm waiting for the right moment 😂

Originally posted by Syren
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Definitely, bless her. She wouldn't let me have it there and then, though. It was pretty cold at the time so I wouldn't have worn it! I still haven't, I'm waiting for the right moment 😂

I have sooo many clothes like that!

I don't want to ruin it! It's a Summer dress but I'm not wearing it on the beach or to a festival. Having said that, my fella's sister is getting married on August 24th and is having a music festival as the celebration, so I might wear it then hmm

Originally posted by Syren
I don't want to ruin it! It's a Summer dress but I'm not wearing it on the beach or to a festival. Having said that, my fella's sister is getting married on August 24th and is having a music festival as the celebration, so I might wear it then hmm

Sounds like the perfect opportunity! You should as something like that might not happen in a while so it's even longer til you wear it.

Today, at work, I made a lot more effort with my customer service. Today, I AM A WOMAN!

I just grabbed a boob. Today, I am a man.

I just help work on a car.

Today I am MAN

Today I woke up at 11 am to pee, and went back to bed. Woke up again at 3 pm, and made macaroni first thing.

Today, I am a WOMAN!

Today, I remembered that horrid trip home last night in the dark with no lights on my car that took nearly an hour but resulted in no crashes... and had myself a beer just to keep from thinking too much on it. Today, I am a man.

I just filed my nails, do the math.

I AM A MAN today because I picked up my backward

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just filed my nails, do the math.

...let's see...5 plus 5 is..k...got it.

10 nails!

way way way wait...what if he did his fingers nails too?...k so...5 plus 5 plus 10 is...k ...got it...

20 nails!!! ah ah ah.. (count von count laugh.)

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just plucked my eyebrows...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just filed my nails, do the math.

From this moment forward, you are a WOMAN?

Originally posted by dadudemon
...let's see...5 plus 5 is..k...got it.

10 nails!

way way way wait...what if he did his fingers nails too?...k so...5 plus 5 plus 10 is...k ...got it...

20 nails!!! ah ah ah.. (count von count laugh.)

And you're just weird... or wired, depends how you look at it hmm

And today, I am a goatMAN, for today, $2,000 in cash rolled my way.

Originally posted by Syren
From this moment forward, you are a WOMAN?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just filed my nails, do the math.

Are you serious?

Originally posted by Scythe
Are you serious?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yup. You never filed yours before?

I cut them with nail-cutters, but that's ever-so rarely. Usually my job keeps them under control or I use my teeth, filing them is just...nancy if ya ask me.