And Today I Am A (wo)MAN!

Started by Jericho Zerø7 pages

I changed my avvy and sig twice just for the Hell of it... Today, I am a bored man...

Today I came in to work late. Today I am still a man working

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, Sy, I mean arms flailing and screaming like Jason Voorhees is after me. 😮

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I hope you look your absolute best when you're running, darling.

Originally posted by Syren
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I hope you look your absolute best when you're running, darling.

I look like a bloody idiot haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I look like a bloody idiot haermm

Do your legs flail as well? oh

Originally posted by Syren
Do your legs flail as well? oh
no, they are too busy pumping at track star speeds. 😮 😮 😮

Today, I got up and then slept for a good few hours on the sofa. Today, I AM A WOMAN!

Today I am working another 10 hour shift, I am a tired woman!

Today, my clutch control on my driving lesson ws perfect. Today, I AM A WOMAN!

Today, I got a pair of shoes reduced from £35 to £9. Today, I AM A WOMAN!

Today I paid a lot of bills, Today I am a MAN

I farted a second ago and no one said anything. Today, I am a man.

I worked with hand tools today. I am a MAN.

Today I blew off everything I had to do in the name of my health, I am goatMAN

today, I had a fight with my mom. Today, I am a bad son.

I just napped for an hour at work. I am a lazy man.

Today I ate half a rack of baby back ribs... I AM A MANBEARPIG!

hell yesterday at the buffet Imust have eaten at least 5 poulds of snow crabs and who knows how many gallons of butter. I am a fat man!

Today, I worked really, really hard and I did yesterday too. Today, I AM A WOMAN!

This morning I had chocolate pancakes. Today, I am a pleased WOMAN!!!