Why should i stop im not a racist, and im sure none of yall say these things outside your house, And too zeal dont worry fellow im sure you'll find love somewere.
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch prick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch prick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turn Around!
A black guy and a mexican are on a plane. While flying over the ocean, the plane starts to lose power.
A call over the inter-com comes from the captain: "A we seem to be having a little bit of engine trouble, we're gonna have to lighten the plane by tossing out all the luggage."
The plane continues to descend more and more, and they get another call from the captain: "Uh we're gonna have to lighten up more, so we're gonna need to lose some passengers. We'll start alphabetically: "African Americans."
The black guy remains in his seat.
The captain calls again: "Blacks."
The mexican turns to the black guy and asks him: "Hey aren't you black?"
The black guy responds: "No, I'm a Negro, which means you're gonna be tossed out before me."
The mexican responds: "No way man, I'm a Wetback."
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
EDIT: The joke doesn't ****ing matter. Dadudemon's addition was stupid and it ruined the punchline because it was like trying to add a second punchline.
It doesn't matter. It was the rest of the joke. I didn't tell it, I just finished it. The REAL punch line is the last part that Dark-Jaxx left out.
I think all of the racist jokes put forth so far have been lame, including the one that Dark-Jaxx didn't finish. 😐
Here's one that made me literally laugh out loud:
This African American, after a hard days work, walks into a bar in the deep south for some sustenance. He timidly walks up to the bar and sits down. The white bar tender likes at him like this is the weirdest thing he's ever seen and asks, "I hope you've got a good reason for coming in here". The black guy says, "Uhh, yessum massa. I'm uh very tie uhd righ now and I'm mightuh hungra. Might I uh be uh havin' some of your fine victuals?"
The bar tender starts to laugh and looks at his white patrons and asks, "Did you just hear what that negro said? Ahahahahaahahah".
Then they took him out back and lynched him. 😐
Originally posted by dadudemon
It doesn't matter. It was the rest of the joke. I didn't tell it, I just finished it. The REAL punch line is the last part that Dark-Jaxx left out.I think all of the racist jokes put forth so far have been lame, including the one that Dark-Jaxx didn't finish. 😐
Here's one that made me literally laugh out loud:
This African American, after a hard days work, walks into a bar in the deep south for some sustenance. He timidly walks up to the bar and sits down. The white bar tender likes at him like this is the weirdest thing he's ever seen and asks, "I hope you've got a good reason for coming in here". The black guy says, "Uhh, yessum massa. I'm uh very tie uhd righ now and I'm mightuh hungra. Might I uh be uh havin' some of your fine victuals?"
The bar tender starts to laugh and looks at his white patrons and asks, "Did you just hear what that negro said? Ahahahahaahahah".
Then they took him out back and lynched him. 😐
I lulzed a little.
Originally posted by AngryManatee
A black guy and a mexican are on a plane. While flying over the ocean, the plane starts to lose power.A call over the inter-com comes from the captain: "A we seem to be having a little bit of engine trouble, we're gonna have to lighten the plane by tossing out all the luggage."
The plane continues to descend more and more, and they get another call from the captain: "Uh we're gonna have to lighten up more, so we're gonna need to lose some passengers. We'll start alphabetically: "African Americans."
The black guy remains in his seat.
The captain calls again: "Blacks."
The mexican turns to the black guy and asks him: "Hey aren't you black?"
The black guy responds: "No, I'm a Negro, which means you're gonna be tossed out before me."
The mexican responds: "No way man, I'm a Wetback."
Yeah, right. Like either of them would know their ABC's.
Originally posted by dadudemon
Here's one that made me literally laugh out loud:This African American, after a hard days work, walks into a bar in the deep south for some sustenance. He timidly walks up to the bar and sits down. The white bar tender likes at him like this is the weirdest thing he's ever seen and asks, "I hope you've got a good reason for coming in here". The black guy says, "Uhh, yessum massa. I'm uh very tie uhd righ now and I'm mightuh hungra. Might I uh be uh havin' some of your fine victuals?"
The bar tender starts to laugh and looks at his white patrons and asks, "Did you just hear what that negro said? Ahahahahaahahah".
Then they took him out back and lynched him. 😐
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One day a family of ducks was walking down the side of the road, daddy duck, mommy duck and baby duck. At the same time but on the other side, a family of skunks was walking down the road too, daddy skunk, mommy skunk and baby skunk. When out of nowhere an Asian driver comes swerving and *thunk* *thunk*, kills daddy skunk and mommy skunk. Surprised by the noise, the Asian driver serves to the other side and *squish* *squish*, kills the daddy duck and mommy duck.
Baby duck and baby skunk surprised and in shock, look at each other with that "what the ****!?" look and decide to start walking down the road together and start discussing their future options, when baby ducks begins to cry:
Baby Skunk: "Why are you crying?"
Baby Duck: "My parents never told me what I am, what I'm supposed to do."
Baby Skunk: *Looks baby duck up and down* and says "Let's see, you've got feathers, a bill and webbed feet. You must be a duck!"
Happy with the knowledge of what he is, baby duck stops crying and continues down the path. After a few minutes, baby skunk starts crying.
Baby Duck: "Why are you crying?"
Baby Skunk: "You got me thinking, I don't know what I am; what I'm supposed to do."
Baby duck determined to help his new friend, takes a step back and ponders over baby skunk long and hard when it hits him:
Baby Duck: "Well, you're not really black and you're not really white. You also smell horrible. You must be a Mexican!"
Originally posted by Robtard😆 😂 🤣 😱 💃
One day a family of ducks was walking down the side of the road, daddy duck, mommy duck and baby duck. At the same time but on the other side, a family of skunks was walking down the road too, daddy skunk, mommy skunk and baby skunk. When out of nowhere an Asian driver comes swerving and *thunk* *thunk*, kills daddy skunk and mommy skunk. Surprised by the noise, the Asian driver serves to the other side and *squish* *squish*, kills the daddy duck and mommy duck.Baby duck and baby skunk surprised and in shock, look at each other with that "what the ****!?" look and decide to start walking down the road together and start discussing their future options, when baby ducks begins to cry:
Baby Skunk: "Why are you crying?"
Baby Duck: "My parents never told me what I am, what I'm supposed to do."
Baby Skunk: *Looks baby duck up and down* and says "Let's see, you've got feathers, a bill and webbed feet. You must be a duck!"Happy with the knowledge of what he is, baby duck stops crying and continues down the path. After a few minutes, baby skunk starts crying.
Baby Duck: "Why are you crying?"
Baby Skunk: "You got me thinking, I don't know what I am; what I'm supposed to do."Baby duck determined to help his new friend, takes a step back and ponders over baby skunk long and hard when it hits him:
Baby Duck: "Well, you're not really black and you're not really white. You also smell horrible. You must be a Mexican!"
Best...Joke...EVER!!!