Lawl of the Day: Resident Evil 5 "racist," says FotN's soulmate.

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zbucsz Pimp

What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?
I forgive you

Robtard Senor Member

A lot better.

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

A black man and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who is driving?

The cop.

dadudemon Senior Member

Originally posted by Robtard
Dadudemon,

Your joke sucked unwashed ass.

It wasn't my joke. Dark Jaxx forgot the rest of it. 😉

zbucsz Pimp

my life is a whole lot better now that i got robTard approval, and dont feel sorry for me i love my life if i could die and come back and be anyone i wanted well......... first it would be diddy, then me lol

Robtard Senor Member

You're welcome, I do what I can to help you "special" people.

zbucsz Pimp

Originally posted by Robtard
You're welcome, I do what I can to help you "special" people.
i told you im black/rican, not white

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by zbucsz
i told you im black/rican, not white

And I told you I was sorry to hear that, truly.

Zeal Ex Nihilo Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
And I told you I was sorry to hear that, truly.

It's like his genes were shat on twice.

zbucsz Pimp

i guess you didnt get it, or you did and still trying. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMlPVpXtkJY

Zeal Ex Nihilo Restricted

Originally posted by zbucsz
i guess you didnt get it, or you did and still trying. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UMlPVpXtkJY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UMlPVpXtkJY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

FAIL.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Epic even.

zbucsz Pimp

your a quick one, i bet your wife says that too.

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Originally posted by dadudemon
It wasn't my joke. Dark Jaxx forgot the rest of it. 😉
Bullshit. I forget nothing mortal.

Zeal Ex Nihilo Restricted

Originally posted by zbucsz
your a quick one, i bet your wife says that too.

I'm not married, so...zing?

EDIT: The joke doesn't ****ing matter. Dadudemon's addition was stupid and it ruined the punchline because it was like trying to add a second punchline.

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by zbucsz
your a quick one, i bet your wife says that too.

If you say partner, you don't run the risk of the person being unwed.

If you say women, you don't run the risk of the person being single.

If you shut up, you don't run the risk of embarassing yourself.

Zeal Ex Nihilo Restricted

Originally posted by Bardock42
If you say partner, you don't run the risk of the person being unwed.

Or a queer.

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
Or a queer.

True, second has the queer problem again, though.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Bardock42

If you shut up, you don't run the risk of embarassing yourself.

zbucsz,

This is sage advice for you, heed it.

Grand_Moff_Gav Senior Member

I've decided, not to bother with the racist jokes...