Lawl of the Day: Resident Evil 5 "racist," says FotN's soulmate.

Started by Devil King12 pages
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
Way to racism, *******.

when push comes to shove, have I ever really disappointed in that arena?

Originally posted by Robtard
Hahahahhaaaa.

I'm starting to Netflix "The Office".

Yes, the original Office is far, far superior to the American version. While you're at it, Netflix the first season of his "Extras". The Second season is a bit of a let down, except for the Ian McKellen episode as well as the last episode. But the first season is excellent. Maggie becomes a ****ing idiot in season 2. She was stupid before, but then she just became conveniently stupid for story purposes. But the series finale/x-mas special was a good rememdy for her and the series.

Originally posted by Devil King
Yes, the original Office is far, far superior to the American version.

Nah.

Originally posted by dadudemon
It doesn't matter. It was the rest of the joke. I didn't tell it, I just finished it. The REAL punch line is the last part that Dark-Jaxx left out.

I think all of the racist jokes put forth so far have been lame, including the one that Dark-Jaxx didn't finish. 😐

Here's one that made me literally laugh out loud:

This African American, after a hard days work, walks into a bar in the deep south for some sustenance. He timidly walks up to the bar and sits down. The white bar tender likes at him like this is the weirdest thing he's ever seen and asks, "I hope you've got a good reason for coming in here". The black guy says, "Uhh, yessum massa. I'm uh very tie uhd righ now and I'm mightuh hungra. Might I uh be uh havin' some of your fine victuals?"

The bar tender starts to laugh and looks at his white patrons and asks, "Did you just hear what that negro said? Ahahahahaahahah".

Then they took him out back and lynched him. 😐

Don't quit your day job.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Don't quit your day job.

Oh, Bardy, you give me too much credit, man. I seriously couldn't think of a racist joke that good. Yes, I'm serious.

😐

Here you go, Robtard...

Why were there 40,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?
Because they took TWO cars. ✅

Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah.

I'm actually starting to come round to your school of thought, my friend. I'm up to the last season of the American version now, and I have to say - it's absolutely excellent.

I still don't think I could choose which I prefer though, they're both very different in ways.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah.

Your dismissively short and arrogant answer doesn't make you right. Doesn't make you wrong, either. But it's a matter of opinion. And I think the American version sucks.

Netflix only has a few seasons of the UK version available right now, when I've blown through those, I'll give the US one a shot until more UK seasons become available.

Originally posted by Robtard
Netflix only has a few seasons of the UK version available right now, when I've blown through those, I'll give the US one a shot until more UK seasons become available.

There's only two series of the UK one, plus two christmas special episodes. They stopped writing them after the second series, apparently because they felt the quality would suffer if there were a lot of episodes.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
There's only two series of the UK one, plus two christmas special episodes. They stopped writing them after the second series, apparently because they felt the quality would suffer if there were a lot of episodes.

Did the same thing with extras as well didn't he.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I'm actually starting to come round to your school of thought, my friend. I'm up to the last season of the American version now, and I have to say - it's absolutely excellent.

Because Steve and Rainn are a perfect team.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
There's only two series of the UK one, plus two christmas special episodes. They stopped writing them after the second series, apparently because they felt the quality would suffer if there were a lot of episodes.

All good, hate having to wait for new episodes once I'm into a series. Like I am with The Tudors right now.

Originally posted by Robtard
All good, hate having to wait for new episodes once I'm into a series. Like I am with The Tudors right now.

You can watch them all online.

I watched all Season 2, good quality stuff.

LOL, this is the OTF now.

Your mothers an OTF.

I really was hoping this game to be a hit....not really for me. I still can't get over games like Fallout 3 and Gears of War 2. It's not bad at all...just short for me.

Oh, and yes, you kill a bunch of skinny black guys in this game. This game is a racist as Black Hawk Down (which btw is a cool movie in my book)

BLAH!

The Dirty Yellow Monkey Japs are not very sensitive and owe everything they have to being conquered by America/Europe. They want to be white so bad....they have so much self-hate....look at Anime.

RE4 took place in Spain. Spain is a white country. The people who speak Spanish in America are Mexicans who have Spanish last names, because the WHITE SPAINARDS CONQUERED THEM.
Freaking south american indians especially Mexicans. Most have very little white in them.

Puerto Ricans/ Dominicans the best hispanics and only ones worth a shit are the only ones who should be allowed in America puerto ricans mostly White.Indian and some black.

Originally posted by Devil King
Your dismissively short and arrogant answer doesn't make you right. Doesn't make you wrong, either. But it's a matter of opinion. And I think the American version sucks.
Yeah, well, you're banned, therefore I am right. US Office wins.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, well, you're banned, therefore I am right. US Office wins.
👆

Doesn't being right feel good?

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