Off Topic Circle Jerk

Van Zan would destroy Bauer, amirite?

Originally posted by Silent Master
Van Zan would destroy Bauer, amirite?

Hell no. He can't even hang with an untrained cop like McClane. He would be massacred by Bauer.

But what about Van Zan's obvious skill and technique?

He couldn't put down Quinn, and he can't even put down McClane. He stands no chance against a demigod like Bauer.

But I thought your stance was that Quinn was a total badass and that getting the better of him was proof that Zan was an incredibly skilled and dangerous hth fighter?

Originally posted by Lestov16
268>>>>>>>>>>>.....71

The facts don't lie, sorry 🙂

If McClane had the same amount of screen time as Bauer, his kill count would easily be over 9,000.

9,000+ > 286 /facts

Nope. He doesn't have the screentime of bauer because he can not handle it. Again, explain how he would have found the nuke in Day 2, especially without Bauer's time bending powers 🙂

He has time bending powers.
YouTube video
This is why he was back in Pearl Harbour, which he survived.
(Arguably proven in DH2 too with the grenade sequence..)

Jack got anything close to that?
Nope. Thought not.

Nope. Clearly not him, only a lookalike, unless stated canon by the filmmakers, sorry 🙂

And the cockpit scene can be blamed on a faulty grenade manufacturer, so again, it does not count, sorry 🙂

Try better next time

Clearly McClane same even down to the tattoo, DH1 limp, hair, Vest etc etc. Sorry this poops so neatly and directly into your coco pops. 🙂

No luck ever needed with the M.I.F.

Further evidence: Going from sunset to sunrise in 2 and half hours on Xmas eve/Xmas morning.

How do these mcclane/ bauer jokes still amuse you???

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He has time bending powers.
YouTube video
This is why he was back in Pearl Harbour, which he survived.
(Arguably proven in DH2 too with the grenade sequence..)

Jack got anything close to that?
Nope. Thought not.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0213149/trivia?item=tr0739505

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Clearly McClane same even down to the tattoo, DH1 limp, hair, Vest etc etc.

Ha ha. Nope. That's clearly not his face. Try again, kiddo.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No luck ever needed with the M.I.F.

No skill either 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Further evidence: Going from sunset to sunrise in 2 and half hours on Xmas eve/Xmas morning.

Not the same as Jack Bauer Teleportation by a long shot, kiddo.

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
How do these mcclane/ bauer jokes still amuse you???

He's a massive Die Hard fan, and I'm a massive 24 fan. It's what we do.

Originally posted by dadudemon
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0213149/trivia?item=tr0739505

Pwned 🙂

Originally posted by Lestov16
Pwned 🙂

stay tuned for irrefutable proof that the chicken did not simply cross the road to get to the other side.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Not really. Bauer has kiled far more people and saved far more lives. McClane is a beast, but Bauer is a God, a force of nature. Sure McClane can move cars, but can he warp spacetime like Bauer?

Don't insult Nikita, dawg 😐

Originally posted by Lestov16
Nope. He doesn't have the screentime of bauer because he can not handle it. Again, explain how he would have found the nuke in Day 2, especially without Bauer's time bending powers 🙂

What a silly statement. Again, see: MIF.

McClane could do it without the massive help and intel the CTU provided him; maybe just some sidekick providing some info here and there. McClane would also have disposed of the bomb himself and not needed George Mason to sacrifice himself in order to bail out Bauer 🙂

Prove any of this in detail please. And just repeating "MIF! MIF!" like a child doesn't prove anything whatsoever.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Prove any of this in detail please. And just repeating "MIF! MIF!" like a child doesn't prove anything whatsoever.

Improbability Factor = the improbable will happen. I can no more "prove" that McClane would dispose of a nuke on a plane and survive than I could prove a 2.3 ton MBZ could take out a 20+ ton armored tactical truck, but it happened, as whacked as that sounds. But if you want me to script, sure.

Denying that the MIF doesn't exist despite its constant appearance in the DH films is what is childish, imo.