Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by Impediment1,317 pages

Refresh my memory about what the MIF is.

Basically the universal trope of heroic plot armor, shared by everybody from Indiana Jones to James Bond. Except that because it's McClane it's somehow a tangible superpower.

They were eating sugary things, keeping themselves sharp for the long haul.

Bauers an easily tasered to death McWannabe who cries to Tony like a heavily emotionally disturbed woman after she has watched 'Beaches' whenever it gets a bit racey.

Originally posted by Impediment
Refresh my memory about what the MIF is.

McClane
Improbability
Factor.

They were amateurs who stole candy bars. No wonder they got done in by a standard cop.

Yep, downplay and ignore the context of all of those scenes. It's what you're good at 🙂

The one eating actually was bad ass but McClane surprised him with faster drawing.

Nope. Thats your proven MO, not mine.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Cmon.... I thought peeps were interested in some old school challenges.

I've introduced the Humanoid (1979)

As the next challenge.

I'll be getting to it soon, within the next day or latest Wednesday. My apologies

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The one eating actually was bad ass but McClane surprised him with faster drawing.

Maybe if his stomach wasn't digesting the chocolate he would ahve been quicker on the draw. An amateur mistake if I've ever heard of one. And you call him "badass" 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. Thats your proven MO, not mine.

Me: Please explain the tactic Bauer will use to find the nuke from Day 2.
Response: MIF PWNZ ALL!!! DERP!

You're not going to win this debate. Bauer is more badass than McClane. Accept it, because you can't reject it 🙂

Originally posted by Lestov16
Maybe if his stomach wasn't digesting the chocolate he would ahve been quicker on the draw. An amateur mistake if I've ever heard of one. And you call him "badass" 😆

Me: Please explain the tactic Bauer will use to find the nuke from Day 2.
Response: MIF PWNZ ALL!!! DERP!

You're not going to win this debate. Bauer is more badass than McClane. Accept it, because you can't reject it 🙂

YouTube video

Watch the scene again. He couldn't have raised as McClane suprised him at the door.
He took out those swat guys following Han's orders to a tee.

Glad to are starting to accept it the power of MIF and concede utterly that theres nothing Bauer can do to McClane, as even little handbag dogs in the DHverse are tougher tha Bauer is.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Maybe if his stomach wasn't digesting the chocolate he would ahve been quicker on the draw. An amateur mistake if I've ever heard of one. And you call him "badass" 😆

Me: Please explain the tactic Bauer will use to find the nuke from Day 2.
Response: MIF PWNZ ALL!!! DERP!

You're not going to win this debate. Bauer is more badass than McClane. Accept it, because you can't reject it 🙂

😂

So McClane got the jump on him. So what? It just makes the merc look like a phucking dumbass for not being prepared and unable to watch his own back. Total amateur hour, as proven 😆
And the cops, especially the FBI guys in charge, were retarded dicks, so them being outsmarted isn't exactly a feat of intelligence or skill.

So glad that you can't even tell me how McClane finds the nuke from Day 2, but please, keep dodging this question more 🙂

So this thread has become just another medium for thread arguments.

No. You can ignore our posts if you would like. But Sadako will bow to the Almighty Bauer before it's all over.

Originally posted by Lestov16
No. You can ignore our posts if you would like. But Sadako will bow to the Almighty Bauer before it's all over.

Bauer doesn't deserve any bowing............🙂

Originally posted by Lestov16
Not on the job, kid. Not on the job. He could have eaten when he was in Tahiti with $50+ million.

Exactly. Your explanation showed that Gabriel had to act like a phucking retard for McClane to even have a chance. Good stuff 🙂

Nope. I judge them both the same. Don't hate that McClane is a chump cop who takes on amateurs whereas Bauer is a God.

MIF /bullshit

No, you're just being silly and going out of your way to shit on McClane again. People need to eat to stay alert and such.

No, not that at all. Revenge is a strong desire, especially after someone ****ed with your plans, killed your girlfriend and then mocked you, so I would imagine.

No, not even close. Gabriel didn't automatically shoot McClane, means Gabriel is a dunce to you. Yet all the dunces that let Bauer live while he was tied to some chair or pipe those many, many times, that's somehow different and okay. Come on.

No, the MIF is bullshit, McClane even has at times gone beyond breaking the fourth wall and can exist in reality. He's basically a god.

Proof of McGodhood:

YouTube video

McClane > Bauer, who isn't even a demigod, as he's died before. Consider yourself forever-pwned 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
No, you're just being silly and going out of your way to shit on McClane again. People need to eat to stay alert an such.

Nope. You think SEAL TEAM Six was looking around Osama's compound for snacks during the raid during Neptune's Spear? GTFO. Pros don't steal candy bars like little children. McClane faced amateurs. I'm sorry.

Originally posted by Robtard
No, not that at all. Revenge is a strong desire, especially after someone ****ed with your plans, killed your girlfriend and then mocked you, so I would imagine.

Oh, so Simon/Gabriel's revenge is part of the MIF? Makes just as little sense 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
LoLz. Not even close. Gabriel didn't automatically shoot McClane, means Gabriel is a dunce to you. Yet all the dunces that let Bauer live while he was tied to some chair or pipe those many, many times, that's somehow different and okay. Come on.

Nope. Every person who has captured Bauer and kept him alive did it for logical reasons, not outright PIS.

S2: Tobin Bell's men captured Bauer and kept him alive to find out where the MacGuffin was
S4: Marwan kept him alive to trade him for Behrooz
Give me some other examples. Any you feel. 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
Except the MIF is bullshit, McClane even has at times gone beyond breaking the fourth wall and can exist in reality. He's basically a god.

Proof of McGodhood:

YouTube video

http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/jack-bauer-bakes-hell-out-cupcakes-killer-laptop-ad-143128

Pwned 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard

...McClane > Bauer,

Negative

Originally posted by Robtard
who isn't even a demigod,

Negative

Originally posted by Robtard
as he's died before.

And was resurrected as an invincible demigod.Consider yourself forever-pwned. 🙂

Originally posted by Lestov16
Nope. You think SEAL TEAM Six was looking around Osama's compound for snacks during the raid during Neptune's Spear? GTFO. Pros don't steal candy bars like little children. McClane faced amateurs. I'm sorry.

Oh, so Simon/Gabriel's revenge is part of the MIF? Makes just as little sense 🙂

Nope. Every person who has captured Bauer and kept him alive did it for logical reasons, not outright PIS.

S2: Tobin Bell's men captured Bauer and kept him alive to find out where the MacGuffin was
S4: Marwan kept him alive to trade him for Behrooz
Give me some other examples. Any you feel. 🙂

http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/jack-bauer-bakes-hell-out-cupcakes-killer-laptop-ad-143128

Pwned 🙂

Negative

Negative

And was resurrected as an invincible demigod.Consider yourself forever-pwned. 🙂

Now you're comparing what was a quick in and out raid to a bunch of guys who knew they'd be in a spot for several hours and needed some food? 😂 Keep reaching.

Revenge is revenge. You're reaching and being dishonest in your comparisons.

Really now? So Nina who outright knew Bauer was lying and would be coming after her one day, yet decides to kiss him as some means of lie-detector instead of just shooting him was what, if not outright idiocy? Especially considering she knew Bauer extremely well; knew what he was capable of.

Touche'. But Bauer's still died; McClane hasn't. So you're still the forever-pwned one. Sorry, those the rules.

Nope.

Revenge is the MIF apparently 😆

That can be attributed to Bauer's espionage abilities (he's former CIA) more than any fault of Nina's. Don't be mad that Bauer actually strategizes unlike McClane, who has to run around like a chimp based on where the plot tells him.

Nope. Bauer's the invincible demigod who has saved the world and saved more people than Jesus and killed more people than WWII. McClane simply can not compare in badassery

Originally posted by Lestov16
Nope.

Revenge is the MIF apparently 😆

That can be attributed to Bauer's espionage abilities (he's former CIA) more than any fault of Nina's. Don't be mad that Bauer actually strategizes unlike McClane, who has to run around like a chimp based on where the plot tells him.

Nope. Bauer's the invincible demigod who has saved the world and saved more people than Jesus and killed more people than WWII. McClane simply can not compare in badassery

Yup.

If you can't understand the difference between a character wanting revenge and something like a car turning into a missile, then you're either dense or acting dense.

Or it can be attributed to clear CIS, which you shit all over McClane for but dance when it's Bauer.

Wrong. All your "killed more" while ignoring that Bauer's had far more screen time and "saved the world" while ignoring that Bauer's had massive help from the CTU, POTUS and others will not take away from the fact that Bauer has died and McClane hasn't; McClane's the unkillable one and why you will always lose when trying to shit on McClane as a means to boost little Jack Bauer.

Yup, Bauer died. Then he came back. A feat Mac has never replicated.

Edge: Bauer.