Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by Sadako of Girth1,317 pages
Originally posted by Lestov16
Prove any of this in detail please. And just repeating "MIF! MIF!" like a child doesn't prove anything whatsoever.

Prove any of this in detail please.
And just repeating "and just repeating 'MIF! MIF!' like a child doesn't prove anything whatsoever." like a child doesn't prove anything whatsoever.

Originally posted by Robtard
Improbability Factor = the improbable will happen. I can no more "prove" that McClane would dispose of a nuke on a plane and survive than I could prove a 2.3 ton MBZ could take out a 20+ ton armored tactical truck, but it happened, as whacked as that sounds. But if you want me to script, sure.

Denying that the MIF doesn't exist despite its constant appearance in the DH films is what is childish, imo.

Word, Rob.

Originally posted by dadudemon
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0213149/trivia?item=tr0739505

News for ya...that wasn't Alec Guinness playing Kenobi in the prequels either..

That guy clearly is McClane.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
stay tuned for irrefutable proof that the chicken did not simply cross the road to get to the other side.

That chicken called Tony and CTU for an airstrike instead...?

LOL. If McClane attempted to grab Saunders by himself from that helicopter, he would have been mowed down, because unlike Die Hard, Saunders' men are professionals who don't steal candy bars on the job 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Prove any of this in detail please.
And just repeating "and just repeating 'MIF! MIF!' like a child doesn't prove anything whatsoever." like a child doesn't prove anything whatsoever.

oh yeah? well repeating "And just repeating 'and just repeating 'MIF! MIF!' like a child doesn't prove anything whatsoever.' like a child doesn't prove anything whatsoever." like a child doesnt prove anything whatsoever.

Originally posted by Lestov16
LOL. If McClane attempted to grab Saunders by himself from that helicopter, he would have been mowed down, because unlike Die Hard, Saunders' men are professionals who don't steal candy bars on the job 🙂

Pure speculation, since McClane would have had a gun full of bullet in that scene.

Gabriel's men were professionals.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
oh yeah? well repeating "And just repeating 'and just repeating 'MIF! MIF!' like a child doesn't prove anything whatsoever.' like a child doesn't prove anything whatsoever." like a child doesnt prove anything whatsoever.

Oh yeah? Well, repeating, ""well repeating "'And just repeating "and just repeating 'MIF! MIF!' like a child doesn't prove anything whatsoever." like a child doesn't prove anything whatsoever.'" like a child doesn't prove anything whatsoever."" like a child doesn't prove anything whatsoever.

Originally posted by Robtard

Gabriel's men were professionals.

Exactly, and they pwned McClane's ass as soon as he walked into the room. He was down on the ground virtually defenseless, and the only reason he didn't die is that Gabriel decided to molest him out of stupidity and Farrell saved everybody. McClane couldn't handle them. He's not handling Saunder's guys.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Exactly, and they pwned McClane's ass as soon as he walked into the room. He was down on the ground virtually defenseless, and the only reason he didn't die is that Gabriel decided to molest him out of stupidity and Farrell saved everybody. McClane couldn't handle them. He's not handling Saunder's guys.

We were discussing the helicopter scene where Bauer had to call in an airstrike. McClane + gun + bullets = dead helicopter gunner, dead helicopter pilot + captured Saunders.

In regards to your downplay, McClane had gone through a lot and kicked much ass up to that point. MIF pulled him through though, all villains were dead, day was saved, evil was stopped another day.

Nope. He's not making those shots. He was lucky in DH1 that he was delaing with candy-stealing amateurs who were all slightly distracted by the big laugh-off they just had. In DH4, when he took on opponents who knew WTF they were doing, he got off one shot (against the defenseless hacker) before he immediately got WTFpwned. And there's no wire to help Bauer, nor a tunnel with a cop car. He's not taking the helicopter. He gets minced.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Nope. He's not making those shots. He was lucky in DH1 that he was delaing with candy-stealing amateurs who were all slightly distracted by the big laugh-off they just had. In DH4, when he took on opponents who knew WTF they were doing, he got off one shot (against the defenseless hacker) before he immediately got WTFpwned. And there's no wire to help Bauer, nor a tunnel with a cop car. He's not taking the helicopter. He gets minced.

Pure speculation.

Considering the MIF has pulled him through much, much, much worse than a lone machine-gun in a grounded helicopter, it stands to reason he would pull through that scene; with ease no less; while making a witty remark.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Oh yeah? Well, repeating, ""well repeating "'And just repeating "and just repeating 'MIF! MIF!' like a child doesn't prove anything whatsoever." like a child doesn't prove anything whatsoever.'" like a child doesn't prove anything whatsoever."" like a child doesn't prove anything whatsoever.
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Nope. All provable.

Nope. He couldn't pwn 3 people in DH4, where he was supposedly even more skilled than his DH1 counterpart. He's not taking the helicopter. Also, do you consider Gabriel molesting McClane out of PIS to be part of the "MIF"? 😆

Also, can he transverse spacetime like Bauer? Because without that he's going to be stuck in traffic for 2 hours, wasting time that Jack would have used to save a shopping mall.

Originally posted by focus4chumps

Originally posted by Lestov16
Nope. All provable.

Nope. He couldn't pwn 3 people in DH4, where he was supposedly even more skilled than his DH1 counterpart. He's not taking the helicopter. Also, do you consider Gabriel molesting McClane out of PIS to be part of the "MIF"? 😆

Also, can he transverse spacetime like Bauer? Because without that he's going to be stuck in traffic for 2 hours, wasting time that Jack would have used to save a shopping mall.

Nope. Pure speculation moving into outright downplaying on your part again.

Gabriel thought McClane was beaten(shot, bleeding, exhausted out of ammo etc) and wanted to make him suffer, since he screwed with his plans and you know, killed his girlfriend and then mocked him over it. McClane pulled through via MIF. Don't tell me you expected McClane to shoot through himself to win the day.

You don't use the same measuring stick for when Bauer was chained to a chair and was at the mercy of his captor(s) on more than one occasion. They even went so far as to have a doctor revive his dead ass at one point. Why is that?

McClane can fold spacetime and eat it like a slice of Brooklyn pizza.

Nope. Han's men were stealing candy bars, which is not done during a professional operation. Thus they were amateurs.

Thus, Gabriel was a retard since he could have shot Mcclane in the face and won, but didn't out of PIS, just like Simon. Again, you're attributing Gabriel's stupidity to the MIF, since the only reason McClane won was Gabriel's stupidity. How hilarious 😆

I don't use that because that was one of his earlier weaker feats, before he was taking 20 months of torture and one-man raiding terrorist compounds the day after coming back. Or Day 8. when he WTFpwned the Russian Consulate after being stabbed 3 times. Trying to use Bauer's young days doesn't help your case.

Prove it.

Cmon.... I thought peeps were interested in some old school challenges.

I've introduced the Humanoid (1979)

As the next challenge.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Nope. Han's men were stealing candy bars, which is not done during a professional operation. Thus they were amateurs.

Thus, Gabriel was a retard since he could have shot Mcclane in the face and won, but didn't out of PIS, just like Simon. Again, you're attributing Gabriel's stupidity to the MIF, since the only reason McClane won was Gabriel's stupidity. How hilarious 😆

I don't use that because that was one of his earlier weaker feats, before he was taking 20 months of torture and one-man raiding terrorist compounds the day after coming back. Or Day 8. when he WTFpwned the Russian Consulate after being stabbed 3 times. Trying to use Bauer's young days doesn't help your case.

Prove it.

Thieves need to eat too. Stop being a silly ass.

Nope. I explained it; you're downplaying.

So you'll use a different scale cos you like Bauer more. Pretty silly, imo.

The MIF. /proved

Not on the job, kid. Not on the job. He could have eaten when he was in Tahiti with $50+ million.

Exactly. Your explanation showed that Gabriel had to act like a phucking retard for McClane to even have a chance. Good stuff 🙂

Nope. I judge them both the same. Don't hate that McClane is a chump cop who takes on amateurs whereas Bauer is a God.

MIF /bullshit