Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by Sadako of Girth1,317 pages
Originally posted by Silent Master
By your own posts, Jack was killed by the weak ass Thunder XL stun gun.

And then he demonstrated wrongful thinking that Volts have anything to do with the deadliness.

Then tried to pretend he knew when challenged with more wrongful suppostioning.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Thank you for admitting that the weak ass Thunder XL killed Jack.

What's the quantized voltage of the Thunder XL again?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. Its higher voltage and therefore low amperage.
The lady tazer that killed Jack would have had less amps.

low amperage throughout the body doesn't matter when all of that voltage is concentrated directly on the heart. For 7 seconds straight.

And this is ignoring that Bauer was probably exhausted himself somewhat with the surviving a place crash, stopping a major terrorist attack by racing to hunt down the leads, jumping out of another plane, fighting off another commando squad, and preventing an international war, that he had been doing the past 20 hours.

Originally posted by Lestov16
low amperage throughout the body doesn't matter when all of that voltage is concentrated directly on the heart. For 7 seconds straight.

It wasn't directly at Bauer's heart, dude tased him for about 5 seconds and it was to the middle right of Bauer's torso, ie were his liver is, or there about.

Jack died from a lady-taser to the liver.

It's far below things like the TEK-12 stun gun, the Thunder XL is rather weak.

Only way you would know that it was weaker than the TEK-12 is if you knew the voltage of the Thunder XL to compare it to. So what's the voltage?

Thunder XL is a cheap S. Korean stun-gun with a rated "100,000 volts". You're better off throwing it at an assailant than you are trying to stun them with it.

LOL. I've already proven that the Thunder XL seen in 24 is not the SK Electronics brand version. I can't believe you're bringing up that failed argument again 😆

The numbers were listed on the other page, you really need to stop crying.

Originally posted by Robtard
It wasn't directly at Bauer's heart, dude tased him for about 5 seconds and it was to the middle right of Bauer's torso, ie were his liver is, or there about.

Jack died from a lady-taser to the liver.

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So you're going to ignore that it's completely different than the one from 24? LOL

Originally posted by Lestov16
So you're going to ignore that it's completely different than the one from 24? LOL

What proof do you have?

Fictional proof AKA lies like "Directly to the heart" and 'Mega uber scifi taser that would have killed anyone/anything that has a 1,000,000 volt load and a 33amp rating'...?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Fictional proof AKA lies like "Directly to the heart" and 'Mega uber scifi taser that would have killed anyone/anything that has a 1,000,000 volt load and a 33amp rating'...?

The TEK 12 is rated at between 9,793,460 and 12,261,792 Volts http://www.stungunbuyersguide.com/reviews/shocktek-defense-tek-12-flashlight-stun-gun/

Compared to that, the Thunder XL is a baby taser.

LOL Not surprised.

Next time on fight club:

"I am Jack's lady-tazered dead liver."

Originally posted by Silent Master
What proof do you have?

What proof do you have that it is SK brand, when it doesn't share the logo?

Originally posted by Lestov16
What proof do you have that it is SK brand, when it doesn't share the logo?

Post the pics side by side so that we can compare them.

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Poor Liz doesn't look to be taking up your challenge..be prepared for yet more tears.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Post the pics side by side so that we can compare them.

I can't post an exact picture of the SK Thunder XL, since there seemingly isn't one on the internet (then again, you knew this before you asked me, which is kind of a dick move really) but I can post tazers from the same company and "Thunder" model.

The SK Thunder logo is embedded on the tazers, as well as it's specific name. This clearly done for all tazers under the SK Thunder brand.

The one used on Bauer doesn't have a SK Thunder logo or it's name embedded on it,

The SK Thunder logo is visible nowhere on the back either, meaning it's clearly not a part of that brand. That only means it's entirely fictional.

/proven

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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Poor Liz doesn't look to be taking up your challenge..be prepared for yet more tears.

STFU troll. I'm sorry I had to go do something since I actually have a life to live, what you obviously know nothing about. You must sob like a baby every time I'm not on here 😆

It was a lady-taser, that's apparently a cheaper knock-off of a cheap S. Korean brand (probably Chinese); it's been shown.

Originally posted by Lestov16

STFU troll. I'm sorry I had to go do something since I actually have a life to live, what you obviously know nothing about. You must sob like a baby every time I'm not on here 😆

Hahhahaha hilariously embarrassing hypocritical projection by you there lol
We can all see now that you dont know your liver from your heart, Amps from volts, or your arsehole from your elbow.

Cry on, failtrollclowngirl. 🙂