Originally posted by The Grey FoxNo you didn't.
I used that same one earlier in the thread.
Remember when?
There was no gun or knife crime.
You could let your kids play outside with no fear.
There were no hoodies or street scum who terrorised the neighbourhood.
Old folk could collect their penisions without being mugged.
And little girls would get into your car for a bag of sweets or the promise of seeing some puppies.
It sure as hell is your bad little man. estahuh
I actually used to believe my Grandad when he would tell me that the" palms of black mens hands are white because the colour rubs off when they climb trees and they're so good at it, they've come here to work on building sites"
Goes to show how gullible children are! I mean,when was the last time you saw a black man working?
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle, he said."
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carol's."
A young black boy is helping his grandmother to bake bread in the kitchen when he gets flour all over his face. He spreads the flour around a bit and turns to his grandmother and says, "Look granny, I'm a white boy!"
His grandmother slaps him hard accross the face and says, "Go and tell your dad what you just did!"
The boy goes through to the lounge and says, "Look dad I'm a white boy!"
The father grabs the boy throws him over his knee and slaps his arse really hard and says, "Go tell your mother what you said!"
The boy trots off and finds his mother and rather sheepishly says, "Look mum I'm a white boy!" The mother grabs the boy, drags him to the bathroom, puts a block of soap in his mouth and begins to scrub his tongue with it before sending him to his room with no dinner.
Later that evening his mother calls him down to the lounge where his family are all seated and says, "Well have you learned anything?"
To which the boy replies, "Yeah I was only white for 5 minutes and I already hate n!ggers."
Originally posted by Bardock42
Isn't it sad that that was funnier than anything else you ever posted?
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That joke was intended to be a very lame and stupid joke.
I was expecting a smart ass remark like "OMG! a german shit joke. I've NEVER heard those before!" If you found that more humorous than anything I've posted before, you have a very very poor sense of humor.
Dude, as a racist, you should have been laughing your ass off to some of the jokes I copied and pasted earlier. Did you even read all of it or did you stop half way into the anti-racist jokes? (yeah, those were lame..but the only ones I've ever run across on the net...it's the best minorities could do.)
If you're just baiting for shits and giggles, well played. (not) You could have at least attacked me on something original I've posted instead of my copy and paste fest. Trust me, there's PLENTY of shitty humor posts I have posted in the OTF. Why not give those a go?