The ''not politically correct'' joke thread

Hey guys, watch the racist jokes.

Originally posted by BackFire
Hey guys, watch the racist jokes.

For reals? That eliminates most of the thread. 🙁

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
A teacher, a lawyer and a priest were playing cards on the ships's deck when it hit a rock and started sinking. They all instantly started discussing what to do for the best.

Teacher: We are sinking! save the children!
Lawyer: Ah, **** the children!
Priest: Do we have time?

crylaugh

Originally posted by dadudemon
For reals? That eliminates most of the thread. 🙁

Do the dead baby jokes. Those are awesome.

Originally posted by BackFire
Do the dead baby jokes. Those are awesome.

I did.

Originally posted by BackFire
Do the dead baby jokes. Those are awesome.

Cool. I apologize if I broke the rules. I wasn't trying to offend anyone. I tried to cover all races. 😆

How do you stop a baby from turning on himself?

Answer; With a shovel.

Breaking NEWS:

Barrack Obama says that he can't fix the failing economy, but he thinks he can n!gger-rig it.

lol.

Q: Whats the difference between a french woman and a basketball team?
A: The basketball team showers after 4 periods.

ew, which means niiiice in this thread lol

Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He got the gas bill.

why are E.T' eyes so big?
he saw his phone bill

How do you make a baby float?
take your foot off its head

Whats more fun that tying a baby to the washing line and spinnin it?
stopping it with a cricket bat

what does an orgy and the paralympics have in common?
theres lots of drooling and everyones a winner

(no offence, anyone!)

What's black white and red all over

An interacial mormon family with a drunk father

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He got the gas bill.

Why did the Black man wear a Tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

Cuz if was gonna be impotent, he was gonna look impotent