Samus vs. Peach in a kissing contest

So like, who wins?

If they're kissing each other, everybody wins. 😏

Seriously, though, I'd say Samus, though tough, rough, and battle-hardened is my personal preference.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
If they're kissing each other, everybody wins. 😏

QFT.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
If they're kissing each other, everybody wins. 😏

Seriously, though, I'd say Samus, though tough, rough, and battle-hardened is my personal preference.

I agree. On both points.

Samus would probably kiss a lot more passionately.

I dunno, Peach can be quite a tease.

Game character Peach, not me. Though so can I.

I think Peach would be more of a softer kisser then the rough kind like Samus probably is.

Whichever one gives head afterwards.

I dunno, I'm sure Peach gets a lot of practice from Bowser...

Originally posted by Peach
I dunno, Peach can be quite a tease.

Game character Peach, not me. Though so can I.

And Peach did choose Bowser as her steady, so I don't know. Could be a pretty fierce ***** hiding behind that sweet pink dress.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
I can back up both of these points.

And Peach did choose Bowser as her steady, so I don't know. Could be a pretty fierce ***** hiding behind that sweet pink dress.

Seriously. I mean, who's Samus going to hook up with? Ridley? Seems a wee bit unlikely, though the whole enemy thing could make it pretty intense.

😛

Originally posted by Peach
Seriously. I mean, who's Samus going to hook up with? Ridley? Seems a wee bit unlikely, though the whole enemy thing could make it pretty intense.

😛

😛

Originally posted by Peach
Seriously. I mean, who's Samus going to hook up with?

Master Chief. 😐

I prefer the tough, hardcore girls, whereas Peach is more like a tease b!tch who fvcks dinosaurs. ermm

So Samus IMO.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I prefer the tough, hardcore girls, whereas Peach is more like a tease b!tch who fvcks dinosaurs. ermm
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This is excellent.

Indeed, I am made of win.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Peach is more like a tease b!tch who fvcks dinosaurs. ermm

... when did he say it was news? ermm

Yeah, stop putting words in my mouth. ermm

I'm right, I'm a mod, damnit!

...I suppose I could edit the post. Would that be abuse of power? ermm

I felt the urge of posting this.

Then I felt the urge of being serious and say that I place my bets on Samus 😊