Samus vs. Peach in a kissing contest

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Not giving Backfire a slap on the wrist is. 😐

Peach mordrem

Originally posted by Becci
I felt the urge of posting this.

Then I felt the urge of being serious and say that I place my bets on Samus 😊

See, and we wonder why Peach goes for Bowser.

And I feel the need to reply to the 'alternate ending' with this:

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

ROFL WUT!? haermm

And yeah, Samus ftw. 😊

k1Lla441 Self-Made

samus takes this, especially with her in her zero suit.....uhhhh......... o yea and peach is wayyyy to soft.

Ridley_Prime Smug icon slayer
Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
Master Chief. 😐

ermm

And yeah. Samus FTW here.

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Surprised no one is really saying Peach, I figured with her being the girly one more would vote her.

C. C. Cowgirl! Queen of Feuds

I guess people like things a bit rough shrug

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Yeah, and here I thought I was the only one who liked the brutal, tough girls. mmm

Becci <`.'.´>

The question no one has bothered asking: What kind of kissing contest is it? What is the jury determining a winner by? 😛

Peach mordrem
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Surprised no one is really saying Peach, I figured with her being the girly one more would vote her.

Well, personally, I do say Peach. She's a wild one, under her princessy exterior, and we already know she's a tease 😛

Originally posted by Becci
The question no one has bothered asking: What kind of kissing contest is it? What is the jury determining a winner by? 😛

These are very important points.

ESB -1138 Sonic Speed

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime

ermm

And yeah. Samus FTW here.

Nice.

StyleTime Senior Member

Strangely enough, I don't think Samus would be as rough as many of you think. Don't confuse her demeanor in battle for her actual personality. She always struck me as rather subdued.

Anyways, has she even kissed anyone at all before?

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by StyleTime
Strangely enough, I don't think Samus would be as rough as many of you think. Don't confuse her demeanor in battle for her actual personality. She always struck me as rather subdued.

Anyways, has she even kissed anyone at all before?


This is a good point. And no, I don't think she's kissed anyone, in canon. The only person she's ever appeared to have feelings about is Adam Malkovich, her one-time CO. And she doesn't seem the type to complicate a good military relationship with romance.

I change my vote. Peach is the better kisser. She's got more experience, and it's with a giant turtle-dino thing. That must take skill.

Pyron_Knight Eater of Worlds

I also go with Peach.
Those high-class girls are freaky ya know. They'll do anything with anyone if my porn collection and Paris Hilton are anything to judge by.

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

You act like Peach has ever kissed anyone...

She only gives Mario a little kiss on the nose(seriously, wtf is that shit?) and Bowser's mouth is far too big to realistically kiss.

Pyron_Knight Eater of Worlds

His dragon dong is also too big to realisticlaly fit in Peach.
But we all know it happened.

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Not really.

Reptile penises are not too big.

Pyron_Knight Eater of Worlds

Are dragons reptiles?
If so, show your scientific proof.

k1Lla441 Self-Made

Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
Are dragons reptiles?
If so, show your scientific proof.

this conversation is getting wierd.

Wil7 Faster than a bullet

That is why I kept out of it.