Samus vs. Peach in a kissing contest

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Becci <`.'.´>
Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
Are dragons reptiles?
If so, show your scientific proof.

* Komodo Dragon (Varanus komodoensis), the largest living lizard in the world
* Bearded Dragon, the common name for any agamid lizard in the genus Pogona
* Australian Water Dragon (Physignathus lesueurii), an arboreal agamid native to Eastern Australia
* Military Dragon, a lizard Ctenophorus isolepis gularis or Ctenophorus maculatus
* Lake Eyre Dragon, a lizard Ctenophorus maculosus which lives on salt pans in Australia
* Various genera of Australian lizards: Amphibolurus, Caimanops, Chelosania, Cryptagama, Ctenophorus, Diporiphora, Hypsilurus, Lophognathus, Physignathus, Pogona, Tympanocryptis
* Flying Dragon, the common name for any species in the genus Draco but especially Draco volans

A dragon also has a vast amount of reptilian features:

But lets not drift out of topic, guys.

ESB -1138 Sonic Speed

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Not really.

Reptile penises are not too big.

...and you would know this...why?

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
...and you would know this...why?

Some of us just... have knowledge of such things.

Of course, such things are vastly off-topic and a bit below the standards of fairly-family-friendly we like to keep around here.

Peach may have only been shown kissing Mario on the nose, but Samus hasn't been shown doing anything romantic at all.

Zack Fair Fanboy

Kitana 313

Peach mordrem

I just want to state that this is probably one of the best threads in this entire forum...

Well done, Blax 😛

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
Are dragons reptiles?
If so, show your scientific proof.
I have a better question.

Is Bowser a dragon?

Cause to me he just looks like a giant, spiked, fire breathing turtle.

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I have a better question.

Is Bowser a dragon?

Cause to me he just looks like a giant, spiked, fire breathing turtle.


Koopas are generally considered to be turtle-like. Bowser lacks the wings characteristic of most Western dragons, and the long, supple body characteristic of Eastern dragons.

It's reasonable to classify Bowser as a particularly aggressive species of turtle-like reptile.

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Exactly.

ESB -1138 Sonic Speed
Originally posted by General Kaliero
Some of us just... have knowledge of such things.

Glad to know what you spend your free time doing. 😛

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Friggin reptiles are sexy.

My last boyfriend's name was Jake, Jake the Snake.

Pyron_Knight Eater of Worlds

Dinosaurs looked more reptilian than birdlike to the laymen too but we of course now know they're not as reptilian as we thought.
Turtles don't walk on their hind legs or spit streams of fire.
Then again a lot of dragons are quadrapeds so...
Hm.

I'd say say koopas aren't reptiles simply because we have no idea what they're made of.

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
Dinosaurs looked more reptilian than birdlike to the laymen too but we of course now know they're not as reptilian as we thought.
Turtles don't walk on their hind legs or spit streams of fire.
Then again a lot of dragons are quadrapeds so...
Hm.

I'd say say koopas aren't reptiles simply because we hav eno idea what they're made of.

Notice how Bowser and his children(and the Boom Booms lol), and the occasional hammer bro are the ONLY Koopas who stand on their hindlegs, all other Koopas are on both legs, and all Koopas but Bowers and his niglits look like turtles facially.

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Glad to know what you spend your free time doing. 😛

And since when is how I get my jollies any of your concern? 😛

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Yeah! What we masturbate to is none of your business! 😠

ESB -1138 Sonic Speed
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Yeah! What we masturbate to is none of your business! 😠

Alright there's this thing called a line...well it was crossed long ago and no one has looked back yet but still that's not the point.

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Alright there's this thing called a line...well it was crossed long ago and no one has looked back yet but still that's not the point.
You make me cry.

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Me too.

Darn normal people.

k1Lla441 Self-Made

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Friggin reptiles are sexy.

My last boyfriend's name was Jake, Jake the Snake.


you playin? you gay or bi? or wut?

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Originally posted by k1Lla441
you playin? you gay or bi? or wut?
It was a joke. 😂

But as for your question, I am bi.

k1Lla441 Self-Made

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
It was a joke. 😂

But as for your question, I am bi.


nah, i knew the snake thing was a joke, but i just wanted to know if you bi or not cus you got blax yelled at in the other thread cus he made fun of you for it ( was very funny 😆 ). its cool to see someone open like that.