Samus vs. Peach in a kissing contest

Started by Darkstorm Zero5 pages

If getting her face entirely sucked by a giant firebreathing turtle counts as kissing, then Peach's got the experience...

agreed, but bowser wasnt just sucking peach's face 😛

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No Zelda?

Originally posted by MadMel
agreed, but bowser wasnt just sucking peach's face 😛

Oh my... 😮

But, he's tongue's bugger than her head!

Originally posted by Raijin
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No Zelda?

😂

Zelda and Peach FTW...😄

Originally posted by Peach
😂

Zelda and Peach FTW...😄


QFT. innocent

Samus is kinda out of peaches league. Zelda vs peach would have been a mmmmuuuucchhhhh better thread. you should start one of thos.

I would say Samus due to her having a better sex appeal.

Ya know, I can't help but state my epic win for making this thread... four pages ain't bad.

edit- Peach agrees.

How are we judging this? Is it determined by whichever one I look at the most while I'm tugging my lug?

Yeah Kudos to you for making such an epic thread. (no sarcasm)

Originally posted by GenomeFrozener
[b]I would say Samus due to her having a better sex appeal. [/B]

Your personal opinion, that is.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Your personal opinion, that is.

So? I still can say Peach < Samus, so bleh!
XD

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Your personal opinion, that is.

I agree with him. Besides I would want to have a girl who doesn't get kidnap every time I turn around.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
I agree with him. Besides I would want to have a girl who doesn't get kidnap every time I turn around.

Even if you're the one doing the kidnapping?

Peach so plans that with Bowser, by the way. There's no other explanation.

Originally posted by Peach
Even if you're the one doing the kidnapping?

Peach so plans that with Bowser, by the way. There's no other explanation.

Then Bowser gets beat up by Mario. Sounds like too much work for me. I would have given up years ago.

Originally posted by Peach
Even if you're the one doing the kidnapping?

Peach so plans that with Bowser, by the way. There's no other explanation.


Yes, this. When Peach gets lonely being all princessy, she calls up Bowser and asks what he's doing tomorrow.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Then Bowser gets beat up by Mario. Sounds like too much work for me. I would have given up years ago.

Considering how often that it happens, I don't think Bowser cares too much.

Originally posted by Peach
Considering how often that it happens, I don't think Bowser cares too much.

Perhaps Peach is worth it? 😛

I would definitely go for Peach.

Rescue her, have her thank you in the most perverted way and then let Bowser else get the sloppy seconds.

Rinse and repeat.

Peach needs more intelligence. =/