What are some things that I need to know about women?

I have never dated before and I need some advice. What are some things that I need to know about women and what can I do to overcome it? I want to press toward a marriage that will last a lifetime. Is there anyone who had a long lasting marriage?

haermm

you should try rape.

Originally posted by atv2
I have never dated before and I need some advice. What are some things that I need to know about women and what can I do to overcome it? I want to press toward a marriage that will last a lifetime. Is there anyone who had a long lasting marriage?

you want to overcome a woman?

lulzacles, like filling a car up with gas, only in this case the car is a woman and the pump is your penis.

Don't do this.

Let me be more specific, what are some of difficulties that I will have to overcome with a woman in a relationship/marriage?

Originally posted by atv2
Let me be more specific, what are some of difficulties that I will have to overcome with a woman in a relationship/marriage?

Originally posted by lord xyz
If she doesn't listen, hit her, if shedoesn't listen again, she aint worth it.

I don't want to be a controlling man. I want something that is going to last. I need something real, I need something healthy. I want to be at home, not in jail!!

Someone doesn't have a sense of humour it seems.

Originally posted by atv2
I have never dated before and I need some advice. What are some things that I need to know about women and what can I do to overcome it? I want to press toward a marriage that will last a lifetime. Is there anyone who had a long lasting marriage?

want to hook up?

Originally posted by lord xyz
Someone doesn't have a sense of humour it seems.

Originally posted by atv2
I have never dated before and I need some advice. What are some things that I need to know about women and what can I do to overcome it? I want to press toward a marriage that will last a lifetime. Is there anyone who had a long lasting marriage?

Dating women can be fun at times. The only problem is when they are unhappy. When this happens, it's like you're tied to a chair and a gigantic floating penis is coming towards you. You think it's headed to your mouth and you think "Ok hopefully this won't last too long," so you prepare yourself for it, but then it unexpectedly veers off course unexpectedly and nails you right in the eye, and it starts humping your eye socket until it starts hitting gray matter, which then causes your body to start convulsing and shaking uncontrollably. Then, after it's had its way with your twitching, paralyzed body, it pulls out and then buries itself deep in your ass and sits there for about 5 hours.

Originally posted by AngryManatee
Dating women can be fun at times. The only problem is when they are unhappy. When this happens, it's like you're tied to a chair and a gigantic floating penis is coming towards you. You think it's headed to your mouth and you think "Ok hopefully this won't last too long," so you prepare yourself for it, but then it unexpectedly veers off course unexpectedly and nails you right in the eye, and it starts humping your eye socket until it starts hitting gray matter, which then causes your body to start convulsing and shaking uncontrollably. Then, after it's had its way with your twitching, paralyzed body, it pulls out and then buries itself deep in your ass and sits there for about 5 hours.

😆😆

I actly laughed so hard, because that happened to me once.

best tips

if you're of reasonable physical appearance then be a complete *******...be an arrogant prick...chicks love it

if you're of below average in the looks dept....be hilariously funny...it is possible to laugh a woman out of her underwear

and NEVER...EVER...be a nice guy

fact is...if you're young...dont bother looking for something that'll last....cause it wont

Originally posted by jaden101
best tips

if you're of reasonable physical appearance then be a complete *******...be an arrogant prick...chicks love it

if you're of below average in the looks dept....be hilariously funny...it is possible to laugh a woman out of her underwear

and NEVER...EVER...be a nice guy

fact is...if you're young...dont bother looking for something that'll last....cause it wont

it's true, I'm an arrogant dickhead and the chicks love it awecreep

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
it's true, I'm an arrogant dickhead and the chicks love it awecreep

Originally posted by Mairuzu
when they're drunk?

no, when I'm drunk.

Ironically, in real life, I'm way too nice.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Ironically, in real life, I'm way too nice.

that isn't ironic, it just means you're too scared to be a dick in real life, incase you get your ass kicked, you aren't scared to be a dick on here, cause no one can harm you here.

it's simple Psychology uhuh

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
that isn't ironic, it just means you're too scared to be a dick in real life, incase you get your ass kicked, you aren't scared to be a dick on here, cause no one can harm you here.

it's simple Psychology uhuh

But whatever, maybe I am just scared.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Oh oh oh, I didn't know you had a doctorate in psychology.

But whatever, maybe I am just scared.

I don't, but I am studying it 😬

and I was also kidding 😬

even though it is obvious you have issues.