What are some things that I need to know about women?

Originally posted by Robtard
Wrong again, Debbie.

You also said: "If not then in time, she'll dump you if she has good self view of herself." Ergo, keep her down and you'll keep her.

The only thing you need to know is that:

95% of women are bitches and are only good for sex.

Bollocks.

Wrong.

If cucumbers could take out the garbage, we wouldn't need men!

Originally posted by moocow111
The only thing you need to know is that:

95% of women are bitches and are only good for sex.

trust me...95% of women aren't good for sex...

although...i suppose it can be argued that any sex is good sex...especially for a bloke...cause as the motto goes....every hole's a goal

Yeah, I'm not really a fan of that motto.

They lie. They cheat. They walk all over you. They are users and abusers.

And men are too.

They're always right, no matter what.

feed her cucumber then tie her to a hot stove....

hmm

barefoot.

Don't know if it's been mentioned or not...but when you get married, your wife will eventually become your mother.

That's when you know you're finished.

When a woman says no she means maybe

When a woman says maybe she means yes

When a woman says yes, she´s no woman and your no man for asking.

Advice: Penis does not go in eye.

Originally posted by AngryManatee
Advice: Penis does not go in eye.

Be more imaginative.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Be more imaginative.

I already did on page one 😎

I hope most of the comments here are for anti-lulz.

Originally posted by Bicnarok

It's pretty easy once you read the manual. lol 😉

It may be more complex, but all you need to do is hit it with a wrench a couple times and it works just fine.

Originally posted by atv2
I have never dated before and I need some advice. What are some things that I need to know about women and what can I do to overcome it? I want to press toward a marriage that will last a lifetime. Is there anyone who had a long lasting marriage?

throw love out the window. look at marriage as a business.

for a wife?

she has to have a good resume, lifewise. does she have overburdomsome issues/baggage, real and mental. has she gone to school, is she a good money manager, is she deeply in (bad debt). how would she be with kids, responsible or irresponsible. This can all be found out after a few dates if in your eyes she seems as if she has potential. and always try to have sex with her on the first date. (be smooth about it though) and if she lets you have sex with her she's not good material cause she's easy. and don't worry. there are more chicks than guys. you'll have mad chances of finding the one for you. she doesn't have to be perfect but she has to compliment you and likewise.

and throw looks out. that'll leave in half a decade. and if there was nothing there but how cute she looked then there'll be nothing at all and you'll feel nothing for her and you'd end up depressed/suicidal cause you thought you were in love when all you really did was waste her time and yours cause you were thinking with the wrong head

and don't marry a girl cause shes cute either. or cause your mom likes her. only idiots do that.

and never ever marry for money, you'll end up paying for it for the rest of your life.

and make sure she's not too bright but not too dumb.

and wait till your about 30 to marry. there's no rush.

oh and don't forget a prenup, too.

Originally posted by AngryManatee
It may be more complex, but all you need to do is hit it with a wrench a couple times and it works just fine.