What are some things that I need to know about women?

Started by Robtard14 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My sister told me shit. I dated a girl who was Bi once, she and her lesbo roomie taught me the ways of the force.

Let me take a stab, the 'lesbo' put on a strap-on and ****ed you like the pig-beast you are; ever since then, you've been feeling unfulfilled, in more ways than one.

I preferred Ross Noble's answer...he said "I'm thinking what it'd be like to be a spy"

They're much easier to deal with when unconscious.

That's pretty much the golden rule.

They/we are honest and open, at least most of us...............U on the other hand lie, cover up and say what you think the woman wants to hear. But we can see through it all. Most of us either will let you lie, knowing you are, or call you on it. When we call you on it then we become the "*****," for doing so, in your eyes.

You want a good relationship, then be honest to the core!!

Honesty however bad gives you intergerty. Intergerty is the diamond!! I.e. respected for your word. Your word IS EVERYTHING.

Originally posted by Deja~vu
They/we are honest and open, at least most of us...............U on the other hand lie, cover up and say what you think the woman wants to hear. But we can see through it all. Most of us either will let you lie, knowing you are, or call you on it. When we call you on it then we become the "*****," for doing so, in your eyes.

You want a good relationship, then be honest to the core!!

Honesty however bad gives you intergerty. Intergerty is the diamond!! I.e. respected for your word. Your word IS EVERYTHING.

STFU. Women lie, cheat, are deceitful and conniving just as easily as a man can be in a relationship.

Originally posted by Deja~vu
They/we are honest and open, at least most of us...............U on the other hand lie, cover up and say what you think the woman wants to hear. But we can see through it all. Most of us either will let you lie, knowing you are, or call you on it. When we call you on it then we become the "*****," for doing so, in your eyes.

You want a good relationship, then be honest to the core!!

Honesty however bad gives you intergerty. Intergerty is the diamond!! I.e. respected for your word. Your word IS EVERYTHING.

pr1983

sarcasm?

Originally posted by Raoul
pr1983

sarcasm?

Lunacy.

Originally posted by Robtard
Lunacy.

ah.

Always remember that the urethra is just above the vagina. Confusing the two during coitus rarely ingratiates yourself to a woman.

Trust me 😐

Originally posted by Robtard
Let me take a stab, the 'lesbo' put on a strap-on and ****ed you like the pig-beast you are; ever since then, you've been feeling unfulfilled, in more ways than one.
If you wish to post your wet dreams, feel free to do so here:

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/t290518.html

Originally posted by Robtard
STFU. Women lie, cheat, are deceitful and conniving just as easily as a man can be in a relationship.
Word. Even more so.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Word. Even more so.

I always wonder how people can say that women do "even more so". Usually when asked, they'll respond with some shit like - "in my experience, they do even more". To which the response should surely be - "how many relationships have you been in with other men, then?"

To generalise about a whole sex in such a way is just utter nonsense.

Originally posted by Rain Dog
I always wonder how people can say that women do "even more so". Usually when asked, they'll respond with some shit like - "in my experience, they do even more". To which the response should surely be - "how many relationships have you been in with other men, then?"

To generalise about a whole sex in such a way is just utter nonsense.

I was kinda being a smartass. kidding around.

Originally posted by Deja~vu
They/we are honest and open, at least most of us...............U on the other hand lie, cover up and say what you think the woman wants to hear. But we can see through it all. Most of us either will let you lie, knowing you are, or call you on it. When we call you on it then we become the "*****," for doing so, in your eyes.

You want a good relationship, then be honest to the core!!

Honesty however bad gives you intergerty. Intergerty is the diamond!! I.e. respected for your word. Your word IS EVERYTHING.

Sort of. Women do it just as much as men. Men, IMO, are just not as smart about the lying. Now, this is my personal experience.

And...

I'm a good husband. 😠 I never lie to my wife.

The Encyclopedia Galactica, in its chapter on Love states that it is far too complicated to define. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: Avoid, if at all possible. Unfortunately, Arthur Dent has never read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Always remember that the urethra is just above the vagina. Confusing the two during coitus rarely ingratiates yourself to a woman.

Trust me 😐

ouch...

is what she said, i'm guessing.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Always remember that the urethra is just above the vagina. Confusing the two during coitus rarely ingratiates yourself to a woman.

Trust me 😐

I'm so confused. How is that even a factor during hanky panky?

....wait...

Do you have a needle dick?

Originally posted by dadudemon
...and their delicious bodies. weep
Tis' only fair. If they didn't have these, then whadaya got? 😉

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's not true. After you've been with someone for a while, you know what they want or you know what you're doing that is annoying them, without them having to tell you.

For instance, without my wife uttering a word, I can tell when she's grumpy about something. Without her actually asking me anything, even when she uses the same exact word combination when introducing the subject, I can tell if she:

1. Wants me to go somewhere to get us some food.

2. Wants to know if I will watch the children at an inconvenient time.

3. Watch the children during a regular time.

4. Give my consent for her to go on travel without me (I like spending all my free time with my family, so she knows that I won't like her leaving to visit her family on my days off.)

5. Use or use up something of mine that I don't want to be used.

6. When she wants to buy something that isn't cheap.

She does subconscious things like body language or voice inflection that gives it away.

Sometimes I mix up 2, 5, and 6...only because she thinks of them as equally mine (my time, or my things), so she usually does the non-verbal queues just the same for those three items.

She always says, "Hey Dominic" in just a certain way for each of those...and I know exactly what she wants.

This is how it works when you've been together for a while.

Last week, on Monday, she walked into our room, and I was at my desk, doing stupid homework, and she said, "Hey Dominic"...and I immediately interjected and said, "I'm not going anywhere, right now, I've got an assignment due in a couple of hours. If you want some food, YOU get it."

Of course, I was joking around with her and she got a really good laugh out of it, but she said it wasn't fair anymore because I already know what she's going to ask before she asks it. I go my homework done, anyway, and got it. Yes, I'm PW'd. 🙁

It also seems to me that the woman asks for more things. In any relationship I've been in, the woman asks for many more things. It's only the lovin's that I ever ask for...that's almost the only I ever ask for. 😬 I guess I'm easy to please. Nothing special required.

Originally posted by Deja~vu
You sound like a sweet guy.

Oh, for the love of....!!!

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'm so confused. How is that even a factor during hanky panky?

....wait...

Do you have a needle dick?

Just incredibly powerful thigh muscles.