What are some things that I need to know about women?

Started by inimalist14 pages

lol, I wish I were that simple...

Why? What else do you want? 😖hifty:

A threesome? Generally, that doesn't work out well. LOL

Bea Arthur died today

Was she your centerfold?

Originally posted by Deja~vu
She just wants consideration, that's all. 🙂
It helps when he can read her mind.

IIRC, there were studies recently where, through brain scans, it was found that when a women rests or is relaxing, her mind is still going; she's always thinking about something. Because women are generally more people-centered than men, often what they think about is their guy (loved ones, in general). That's why, after she's been gazing at her man for a spell she asks, 'What are you thinking about?' She's projecting her own mental activity onto him, and then gets disappointed when he says 'Nothin' (especially because she's been thinking about him). Because, often, he really isn't. These studies also showed that men, when they're at rest or relaxing, tend to wind down the mental flywheel.

She already knows what he wants. Food, sex, beer, sex and a clean house then have sex on the table. What else is there to figure out??? LOL
Start a thread. 😉

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Bea Arthur died today
And there goes Maude. Godspeed.

Originally posted by Mindship
Annoying? Let's shoot for virtually impossible.

That's not true. After you've been with someone for a while, you know what they want or you know what you're doing that is annoying them, without them having to tell you.

For instance, without my wife uttering a word, I can tell when she's grumpy about something. Without her actually asking me anything, even when she uses the same exact word combination when introducing the subject, I can tell if she:

1. Wants me to go somewhere to get us some food.

2. Wants to know if I will watch the children at an inconvenient time.

3. Watch the children during a regular time.

4. Give my consent for her to go on travel without me (I like spending all my free time with my family, so she knows that I won't like her leaving to visit her family on my days off.)

5. Use or use up something of mine that I don't want to be used.

6. When she wants to buy something that isn't cheap.

She does subconscious things like body language or voice inflection that gives it away.

Sometimes I mix up 2, 5, and 6...only because she thinks of them as equally mine (my time, or my things), so she usually does the non-verbal queues just the same for those three items.

She always says, "Hey Dominic" in just a certain way for each of those...and I know exactly what she wants.

This is how it works when you've been together for a while.

Last week, on Monday, she walked into our room, and I was at my desk, doing stupid homework, and she said, "Hey Dominic"...and I immediately interjected and said, "I'm not going anywhere, right now, I've got an assignment due in a couple of hours. If you want some food, YOU get it."

Of course, I was joking around with her and she got a really good laugh out of it, but she said it wasn't fair anymore because I already know what she's going to ask before she asks it. I go my homework done, anyway, and got it. Yes, I'm PW'd. 🙁

It also seems to me that the woman asks for more things. In any relationship I've been in, the woman asks for many more things. It's only the lovin's that I ever ask for...that's almost the only I ever ask for. 😬 I guess I'm easy to please. Nothing special required.

You sound like a sweet guy.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's not true. After you've been with someone for a while, you know what they want or you know what you're doing that is annoying them, without them having to tell you.
Oh, absolutely. I was thinking of those moments when the system fails. 😉

Originally posted by Mindship
Oh, absolutely. I was thinking of those moments when the system fails. 😉

lol

yeah, and the system fails alot, and you don't hear the end of it when the system does.

🙁

Originally posted by dadudemon
lol

yeah, and the system fails alot, and you don't hear the end of it when the system does.

🙁

😂

...yeah...god bless 'em.

Originally posted by Mindship
😂

...yeah...god bless 'em.[...]

...and their delicious bodies. weep

HAHAHAHAHA. In my next life I want to be female also. 😂

Originally posted by Mindship
It helps when he can read her mind.

IIRC, there were studies recently where, through brain scans, it was found that when a women rests or is relaxing, her mind is still going; she's always thinking about something. Because women are generally more people-centered than men, often what they think about is their guy (loved ones, in general). That's why, after she's been gazing at her man for a spell she asks, 'What are you thinking about?' She's projecting her own mental activity onto him, and then gets disappointed when he says 'Nothin' (especially because she's been thinking about him). Because, often, he really isn't. These studies also showed that men, when they're at rest or relaxing, tend to wind down the mental flywheel.

Start a thread. 😉

And there goes Maude. Godspeed.

You honestly mean it when you say that men stop thinking??? 😆

That explains quite a lot.

my sister has shared much privaledged information with me. unfortunatly im under oath not to share it.

My sister told me shit. I dated a girl who was Bi once, she and her lesbo roomie taught me the ways of the force.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My sister told me shit.

...

and...

did you go through with it and actually drop a deuce?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I dated a girl who was Bi once, she and her lesbo roomie taught me the ways of the force.

Hopefully, at the same time with your GF. AMIRITE or wut? naughty

[QUOTE=11844122]Originally posted by dadudemon
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and...

did you go through with it and actually drop a deuce?

Hopefully, at the same time with your GF. AMIRITE or wut? naughty [/QUOTE

Yeah. 😮

Yeah...... 😄

Originally posted by Mindship
It helps when he can read her mind.

IIRC, there were studies recently where, through brain scans, it was found that when a women rests or is relaxing, her mind is still going; she's always thinking about something. Because women are generally more people-centered than men, often what they think about is their guy (loved ones, in general). That's why, after she's been gazing at her man for a spell she asks, 'What are you thinking about?' She's projecting her own mental activity onto him, and then gets disappointed when he says 'Nothin' (especially because she's been thinking about him). Because, often, he really isn't. These studies also showed that men, when they're at rest or relaxing, tend to wind down the mental flywheel.

i like this answer:

starts at 1:00

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"The Raven" etc.

Originally posted by Raoul
i like this answer

😂

I think I already said this:

If it has a vagina, it's crazy.

If it has a penis, it's clueless.