What are some things that I need to know about women?

Started by Deja~vu14 pages

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh, for the love of....!!!
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The way to know that a woman is your true soulmate:
You think about her all the time. She genuinely loves you and you love her. She takes your breathe away. You are intellectually, socially, and sexually compatible. You can work out any problem together. you finish each others' sentences. And you feel a unique connection with her that you don't feel in any other human being, a deep feeling that you are ready to spend the rest of your lives together.

Also, if you've been good, she's up for a little anal sometimes.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh, for the love of....!!!

So frustrating reading about my life, isn't it?

Originally posted by dadudemon
So frustrating reading about my life, isn't it?
Nah, I just had a short mental image of what the children of you two would be like.

It scared me.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah, I just had a short mental image of what the children of you two would be like.

It scared me.

No need. I'll record them on video and put them on youtube just for you.

Originally posted by dadudemon
No need. I'll record them on video and put them on youtube just for you.
You certainly would, becoming famous in a landmark case that reolutionizes child abuse on the internet legislation.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You certainly would, becoming famous in a landmark case that reolutionizes child abuse on the internet legislation.

Child abuse? I'm so confused. So now I'm a child abuser?

Re: What are some things that I need to know about women?

Originally posted by atv2
I have never dated before and I need some advice. What are some things that I need to know about women and what can I do to overcome it? I want to press toward a marriage that will last a lifetime. Is there anyone who had a long lasting marriage?

Confidence, compassion, patience and honesty...,that's all it takes. Wait, oh yeah what am i thinking? I thought for a moment there i was in a movie. No, the only thing you will ever need on a date is a big penis. So, act accordingly and maybe you can fool them 😉

Seriously, just be confident and have compassion. You'll be good. Do your best to make sure the girl has a good time but make sure you have everything planned out in advance. Don't tell her what your doing and give suggestions at restaurants on what food to eat. And no matter what, you always have to remember that even bitches have to be treated like woman. You gonna be lady killer...,pimp.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Child abuse? I'm so confused. So now I'm a child abuser?
It's just a joke, dude. You are obviously not a child abuser....probably.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It's just a joke, dude. You are obviously not a child abuser....probably.

Have you seen his sense of humor? Think of the children at the receiving end.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It's just a joke, dude. You are obviously not a child abuser....probably.

You should listen to Robtard. I am not a normal dad. Of course, I don't abuse them in anyway.

I can be seen blowing raspberries at my son and calling him poopy head when we argue. It is the best. 😄

Originally posted by dadudemon
You should listen to Robtard. I am not a normal dad. Of course, I don't abuse them in anyway.

I can be seen blowing raspberries at my son and calling him poopy head when we argue. It is the best. 😄

Maybe a bit of truth in my joke then.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe a bit of truth in my joke then.

Nah. You have to treat each child different. My daughter will probably not respond to that. My son is cool with that and it alleviates the tension he percieves. It cheers him up and allows him to be more accepting of the "rule" I was arguing with him about.

Of course, it is certainly fun to act like a child to my child when he is being childish. I love it!

Acting immature is always fun and a great way to torture the offspring. Have you ever played the game, "Can you fit in here?"

Sometimes that's not fun. 🙁

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Acting immature is always fun and a great way to torture the offspring. Have you ever played the game, "Can you fit in here?"

Sometimes that's not fun. 🙁

A bad experience with a strange "uncle", I presume?

Originally posted by Bardock42
A bad experience with a strange "uncle", I presume?
Actually, youre right! 😂

He tried to shove me in the washing maching, but I really wasn't as dirty as he said I was. ❌

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Originally posted by Deja~vu
Acting immature is always fun and a great way to torture the offspring. Have you ever played the game, "Can you fit in here?"

Sometimes that's not fun. 🙁

LOL.

No. I have never played it with my children.

I did put my little sister in the dryer and turned it on, though .She was four or five.

I laughed so hard. She cried a little bit, but she didn't get hurt too bad. 😆 Just small bruises.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
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Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
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We also played," order something really weird from the waitress."

like sick, sick human head stuff. While I laughed...lol

Originally posted by Bardock42
A bad experience with a strange "uncle", I presume?
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