The way to know that a woman is your true soulmate:
You think about her all the time. She genuinely loves you and you love her. She takes your breathe away. You are intellectually, socially, and sexually compatible. You can work out any problem together. you finish each others' sentences. And you feel a unique connection with her that you don't feel in any other human being, a deep feeling that you are ready to spend the rest of your lives together.
Also, if you've been good, she's up for a little anal sometimes.
Re: What are some things that I need to know about women?
Originally posted by atv2
I have never dated before and I need some advice. What are some things that I need to know about women and what can I do to overcome it? I want to press toward a marriage that will last a lifetime. Is there anyone who had a long lasting marriage?
Confidence, compassion, patience and honesty...,that's all it takes. Wait, oh yeah what am i thinking? I thought for a moment there i was in a movie. No, the only thing you will ever need on a date is a big penis. So, act accordingly and maybe you can fool them 😉
Seriously, just be confident and have compassion. You'll be good. Do your best to make sure the girl has a good time but make sure you have everything planned out in advance. Don't tell her what your doing and give suggestions at restaurants on what food to eat. And no matter what, you always have to remember that even bitches have to be treated like woman. You gonna be lady killer...,pimp.
Originally posted by Bardock42
It's just a joke, dude. You are obviously not a child abuser....probably.
You should listen to Robtard. I am not a normal dad. Of course, I don't abuse them in anyway.
I can be seen blowing raspberries at my son and calling him poopy head when we argue. It is the best. 😄
Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe a bit of truth in my joke then.
Nah. You have to treat each child different. My daughter will probably not respond to that. My son is cool with that and it alleviates the tension he percieves. It cheers him up and allows him to be more accepting of the "rule" I was arguing with him about.
Of course, it is certainly fun to act like a child to my child when he is being childish. I love it!
Originally posted by Deja~vu
Acting immature is always fun and a great way to torture the offspring. Have you ever played the game, "Can you fit in here?"Sometimes that's not fun. 🙁
LOL.
No. I have never played it with my children.
I did put my little sister in the dryer and turned it on, though .She was four or five.
I laughed so hard. She cried a little bit, but she didn't get hurt too bad. 😆 Just small bruises.
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
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