What are some things that I need to know about women?

Started by chillmeistergen14 pages

Nah, no animosity here, honestly.

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
OK. Noob question... I already know I fail at life, so lay off me.

My GF and I were planning 2 see the new batman movie last night, but then she cancelled, and she wasn't at school today. I'm guessing its something like a death, cause she didn't return my call, so the question is: Do I ask her about it? or do I let her wait and tell me when she wants. My Friday night is kinda (totally) ****ed up 'cause she's got her phone turned off.

You suck. She's with me right now. And I have her phone too. (turned it off so you won't bother us. That's why it's going straight to voicemail) So go to bed. We're gonna.

haha, just kiddin', man. And no your not a failure. You only become so when you stop living life.

But as for your girlfriend what I would do is just leave her a message. I'd say something like this:

*beeeeeep

"It's me.. what happened with tonight? we were supose to go that batman movie but your phone's off. When you get this call me back."

*click.

and don't call her back until she calls you back. don't sound needy in the message either. just be regular about it. as if you not going with her tonight wasn't that huge a deal cause really, it isn't. "going on a movie-date" . "zzzzzzz"

But when she call you back soon enough i'd say something like this:

what happened that day? know just to know, but the point you wanna make is for her not to do that sh*t again or you'll simply find someone else to go with and that "you're not playing" and look her dead in the eye and ask her if she understands. And ask again until you get a yes. don't beg for the "yes", demand it. Take charge. But don't get all upset but don't be a wuss. Be a bit in her face and be serious. Let her know that you're serious. And ask her to dare you to do it and dare her to stand you up again. see if that works. just be ready to back it up. you don't have to tell her who you'd go with. a guy or a girl that's a friend. Let her imagination deal amd run with it.

and see how fast she comes around.

I don't wanna say it... Is this cheating behavior?[/insecure_needy]

that post came out odd...

ill fix it..

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
OK. Noob question... I already know I fail at life, so lay off me.

My GF and I were planning 2 see the new batman movie last night, but then she cancelled, and she wasn't at school today. I'm guessing its something like a death, cause she didn't return my call, so the question is: Do I ask her about it? or do I let her wait and tell me when she wants. My Friday night is kinda (totally) ****ed up 'cause she's got her phone turned off.

I don't wanna say it... Is this cheating behavior?[/insecure_needy]

You suck. She's with me right now. And I have her phone too. (turned it off so you won't bother us. That's why it's going straight to voicemail) So go to bed. We're gonna.

haha, just kiddin', man. And no your not a failure. You only become so when you stop living life.

But as for your girlfriend what I would do is just leave her a message. I'd say something like this:

*beeeeeep

"It's me.. what happened with tonight? we were supose to go that batman movie but your phone's off. When you get this call me back."

*click.

and don't call her back until she calls you back. don't sound needy in the message either. just be regular about it. as if you not going with her tonight wasn't that huge a deal cause really, it isn't. "going on a movie-date" . "zzzzzzz"

But when she call you back soon enough i'd say something like this:

what happened that day? know just to know, but the point you wanna make is for her not to do that sh*t again or you'll simply find someone else to go with and that "you're not playing" and look her dead in the eye and ask her if she understands. And ask again until you get a yes. don't beg for the "yes", demand it. Take charge. But don't get all upset but don't be a wuss. Be a bit in her face and be serious. Let her know that you're serious. And ask her to dare you to do it and dare her to stand you up again. see if that works. just be ready to back it up. you don't have to tell her who you'd go with. a guy or a girl that's a friend. Let her imagination deal amd run with it.

and see how fast she comes around.

Some of the worst advice I've ever seen.

hey, he doesn't have to follow it if he doesn't want to.

It's the way i do it and it always works for me.. You have your way that may suck too me too (or not).

What's your advice?

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
hey, he doesn't have to follow it if he doesn't want to.

It's the way i do it and it always works for me.. You have your way that may suck too me too (or not).

What's your advice?

I imagine you hitting on white girls at libraries and when they say no, you shout so everyone can hear "Why are being so racist, huh?" then when the librarian kicks you out, you call her a racist.

Then you go KMC and complain about the racism in your town.

Originally posted by lord xyz
I imagine you hitting on white girls at libraries and when they say no, you shout so everyone can hear "Why are being so racist, huh?" then when the librarian kicks you out, you call her a racist.

Then you go KMC and complain about the racism in your town.

You've quite the imagination but i never yell. it's....immaturish. I always speak in a normal voice no mater what the situation. My voice has a stern deep monotone quality to it..

guess it's my relaxed disposition that causes me to be so..

And i don't approach a women. (not in the traditional way that amatures do.) You can't be a creep, lordy.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
You've quite the imagination but i never yell. it's....immaturish. I always speak in a normal voice no mater what the situation. My voice has a stern deep monotone quality to it..

guess it's my relaxed disposition that causes me to be so..

And i don't approach a women. (not in the traditional way that amatures do.) You can't be a creep, lordy.

Unless you're a dude is really hot or famous, you prolly don't want to be with a girl who approaches you. Depends on the situation, but...yeah, stear clear of that unless you want a kid or an STD.

Originally posted by atv2
Thank you very much! That's exactly what I needed.

No problem, glad i could help ya.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Unless you're a dude is really hot or famous, you prolly don't want to be with a girl who approaches you. Depends on the situation, but...yeah, stear clear of that unless you want a kid or an STD.

I don't know about that. Well, I'm not sure how much things change as people get older, but at parties and stuff - it's almost always girls who approach me.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Unless you're a dude is really hot or famous, you prolly don't want to be with a girl who approaches you. Depends on the situation, but...yeah, stear clear of that unless you want a kid or an STD.

Pull your out of the 1950's anus, please. Women are just as sexual as men and a woman who approaches first isn't a **** by default.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Unless you're a dude is really hot or famous, you prolly don't want to be with a girl who approaches you. Depends on the situation, but...yeah, stear clear of that unless you want a kid or an STD.

🤨

Originally posted by Robtard
Pull your out of the 1950's anus, please. Women are just as sexual as men and a woman who approaches first isn't a **** by default.

I think he was calling them sexually predatory golddiggers.

Originally posted by Robtard
Pull your out of the 1950's anus, please. Women are just as sexual as men and a woman who approaches first isn't a **** by default.

She could be poor as well.

While he's living inthe 50s, you're living in kindergarden 🙂

Originally posted by Bada's Palin
She could be poor as well.

While he's living inthe 50s, you're living in kindergarden 🙂

And?

Kindergarten.

It really amazes me sometimes how prevalent sexism still is. Most of the people who are spouting this utter bullshit would probably never think of it as sexism. Bunch of ****ing idiots.

Originally posted by Robtard
And?

Kindergar[b]ten. [/B]

Oh, hey, ya know, sure.

Originally posted by atv2
It's tough Man! Pursuing dreams come at a cost. Being with the wife who Ive always desired happens to be that dream and it comes at a cost. God helps those who obey not just help themselves.

Stand my Man, Stand! It'll come!

Originally posted by moocow111
The only thing you need to know is that:

95% of women are bitches and are only good for sex.

Seems that way, but he needs 1 of the 5% that's pure.