What are some things that I need to know about women?

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Deja~vu Dreamer

Not a subject I like to discuss, but thanks. 🙂

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Re: What are some things that I need to know about women?

Originally posted by atv2
I have never dated before and I need some advice. What are some things that I need to know about women and what can I do to overcome it? I want to press toward a marriage that will last a lifetime. Is there anyone who had a long lasting marriage?
Do what I do. Kill her after the first date. Best way to mantain a long lasting relationship.

dadudemon Senior Member

Re: Re: What are some things that I need to know about women?

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Do what I do. Kill her after the first date. Best way to mantain a long lasting relationship.

No, the best way to maintain a long lasting relationship is with embalming fluid.

Symmetric Chaos Fractal King

Idiots. You need a meaningful trophy. I prefer the eyes, they're harder to preserve but that way every night I can go look at my collection and remember what their expression as I killed them. It's wonderful, just like having sex with them all over again.

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Re: Re: Re: What are some things that I need to know about women?

Originally posted by dadudemon
No, the best way to maintain a long lasting relationship is with embalming fluid.
Moron, that will preserve her. You should always let her rot, since new orifices will open up for new pleasure you normally could not get. And if you bury her like I occasionally do, she will be crawling with insects and other nasties that might crawl inside you while doing the need, increasing the pleasure oh so rightly.

spidey-dude Restricted

Re: What are some things that I need to know about women?

Originally posted by atv2
I have never dated before and I need some advice. What are some things that I need to know about women and what can I do to overcome it? I want to press toward a marriage that will last a lifetime. Is there anyone who had a long lasting marriage?
get a nice car that always helps

atv2 Senior Member

I dont know............Guarantee is rejection. There will be more women that I will have to see and other men to win the favor. I dont doubt what I can do but I don't trust women that much. For some reason, they don't like doing there best for me. They just don't like me.

atv2 Senior Member

It's too empty and I don't know how long I can last with it.

atv2 Senior Member

There are times that I hate being so nice and then there are times that tell not to give up. Not to stop trusting him, not to stop loving because love has a redemptive power.

WhiskeyGirl Senior Member
Originally posted by atv2
Let me be more specific, what are some of difficulties that I will have to overcome with a woman in a relationship/marriage?

You're going to have to overcome the fact that, once you're in a relationship, she will always be right, you'll always be wrong, it's always your fault that somethings missing, You're always and ******* because you don't buy her presents, and she's ALWAYS on her period so sex is o-u-t. 💃 Hope I helped you.

Wild Shadow Restricted

dont spend too much money on them... too nice will make you a friend 🙁 b funny first girlfriends will never last.. they will break your heart be ready... make them laugh it is diarming... dont get them too drunk just friskey or you'll end up in jail... depending your age 3rd date sex or feel up start with message or back rub and slowly work youe way...

Heretic Smellin Restricted

Don't have a system, treat every woman like the individual they are. Some may like these silly suggestions being made, but there's just as many that won't.

Take a look at most of the people suggesting these "game plan"-esque strategies, for God's sake.

atv2 Senior Member

Re: Re: What are some things that I need to know about women?

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
Do what I do. Kill her after the first date. Best way to mantain a long lasting relationship.

I haven't made entry level yet!

Mindship Snap out of it.

What are some things that I need to know about women?

A woman wants a man to do what she wants him to do without having to tell him.

Darth Jello Cheese Spelunker

Astroglyde works best, it was developed by astronauts you know...

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Re: What are some things that I need to know about women?

Originally posted by atv2
I have never dated before and I need some advice. What are some things that I need to know about women and what can I do to overcome it? I want to press toward a marriage that will last a lifetime. Is there anyone who had a long lasting marriage?
That if you have to ask "What do I need to know about women", you will be a virgin for a LONG time.

inimalist Junior Member

Re: What are some things that I need to know about women?

Originally posted by Mindship
A woman wants a man to do what she wants him to do without having to tell him.

which, lets be honest, is so annoying...

occultdestroyer The Original One

Re: What are some things that I need to know about women?

Originally posted by atv2
I have never dated before and I need some advice. What are some things that I need to know about women? I want to press toward a marriage that will last a lifetime.

MONEY.

/thread

Mindship Snap out of it.

Originally posted by inimalist
which, lets be honest, is so annoying...
Annoying? Let's shoot for virtually impossible.

Deja~vu Dreamer

Re: What are some things that I need to know about women?

Originally posted by Mindship
A woman wants a man to do what she wants him to do without having to tell him.
She just wants consideration, that's all. 🙂

She already knows what he wants. Food, sex, beer, sex and a clean house then have sex on the table. What else is there to figure out??? LOL