Sound Ninja 4(with Kimimaro) vs Akatsuki

Originally posted by olympian
You just quote me giving you all the proof in the world. On the other hand, i will be old and senile until you pull the scans out of your ass, to show me where normal Gai is so much faster than either Kakashi or Asuma in speed. Its what you *claimed*, and five pages after, i still see shit.

Go to OneManga.com and direct me to, where in the figth against Kisame, Gai dodged some attack faster than Asuma did. Next, go to Kakashi`s bouts with Hidan, and point me in, where did he moved faster than Asuma did agaisnt the same opponent.

Then go back to Leaf versus Sound nin, and point me out of any of them moving faster than Asuma.

I dont CARE about your assumptions, or personal rankings of the characters based on the Anime or internet resumes, i want you to point me in, to something that is actually there. If you cant do it even with a website hosting the whole damn Manga at your disposal, to something that actually holds back your claim to be true, you shouldnt be calling out anyone on whatever matter.

Let this be my final warning. Link to us the pages where Gai is doing what you say he can do, without opening the Gates. Dont bother replying with more strawman bullshit, if you know of cases of him doing it, search in the pages and post them. If not, you wont be taken seriously. Buh-bye.

I don't think you understand that I want manga scans where Asuma has kept up with super speed, or is it too much for ya little brain to handle?

Some of them are already posted on page 4. Why are you pretending that you cant see them?

Omg1! look at the godly speed!

http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/257/12/

Yeah, Gai. You really are heaps and bounds above a guy that does this:

http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/141/16/
http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/141/17/

Omg, Kakashi, you are so much faster than Asuma1!:

http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/335/03/
http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/335/04/

Or maybe not...

http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/323/04/
http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/323/05/

http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/323/10/
http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/323/11/
http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/323/12/
http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/323/13/

Its funny as shit that I already posted scans of both Gai and Asuma, and you havent post a single thing so far, and yet you act like you demand anything.

You appearantly cant do it, even with a direct link to a site hosting all the Manga. And that is the biggest AUTOfail i have seen this week.

Maybe mods should close down this thread. This strawman joker isent going anywhere with his shittactics.

Originally posted by olympian
Some of them are already posted on page 4. Why are you pretending that you cant see them?

Omg1! look at the godly speed!

http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/257/12/

Yes, Gai was able to connect a kick to the face, something that Asuma lacks.

Originally posted by olympian
Yeah, Gai. You really are heaps and bounds above a guy that does this:

http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/141/16/
http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/141/17/

😱 I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH SPEED< THAT SPEED IS SO FAST< HE WAS ABLE TO GIVE KISAME A TINY LITTLE CUT, 😱 , INCREDIBLE SPEED.

Originally posted by olympian
Omg, Kakashi, you are so much faster than Asuma1!

http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/335/03/
http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/335/04/

You didn't even choose Kakashi's best speed feat, you don't even choose a good one.

Originally posted by olympian
Or maybe not...

http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/323/04/
http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/323/05/

http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/323/10/
http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/323/11/
http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/323/12/
http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/323/13/

These are the speed feats you chose for Asuma's speed feat, gosh, that is just so blinding fast, JK. It isn't even that fast.

Originally posted by olympian
Its funny as shit that I already posted scans of both Gai and Asuma, and you havent post a single thing so far, and yet you act like you demand anything.

You appearantly cant do it, even with a direct link to a site hosting all the Manga. And that is the biggest AUTOfail i have seen this week.

Maybe mods should close down this thread. This strawman joker isent going anywhere with his shittactics.

The fact is that Gai's and Kakashi's speed feats that you showed are not even there best. You don't want to show there best because, you want to know why, because you are 100% Asuma's fanboy, and you are trying to show that Asuma is faster than Gai, and Kakashi by choosing some of there worst speed feats, and choosing Asuma's best. Doing that is just proving how big of a fanboy you are.

Well, I am trying to do it, but I have the slowest internet service to save money, and yours is probably faster than mine, and costs more money, so stop bitching and complaning, because I am getting tired and sick of your bullshit.

Maybe you should kayete la boca, coprende. No habla espanol? Oh, i'm sorry, let me translate, shut your mouth, understand.

http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/38/Naruto38-11/

This is even better, unlike your shitty, and pathetic ones combined.

Impressing a Genin Sasuke isn't much a feat.. he was impressed by even Gaara.

Originally posted by Wil7
Yes, Gai was able to connect a kick to the face, something that Asuma lacks

You mean connecting a kick in the face when Kisame wasent attempting to strike him multiple times? Impressive indeed. I know now why you trow a BONER to Gai, everytime.

Asuma was dodging multiple Kisame strikes, in one spot, without dancing around. I could even have posted the afterwards of the initial jutsu, where everyone dodged it, and Gai was watching Kisame charging directly at him, and yet he needed Lee for help, since he barely could dodge him at all.

Why didnt i posted? "Ha! Maybe Gai was too busy dodging the big ass jutsu, to be able to properly dodge Kisame" i though, but on the other hand, Lee had to dodge it as well, and yet..?

And of course, you are wrong. Asuma and Kisame got one hit against each other. Asuma obviously just didnt kicked him, because he figths with blades, Gai doesnt. And vice versa.

Originally posted by Wil7
😱 I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH SPEED< THAT SPEED IS SO FAST< HE WAS ABLE TO GIVE KISAME A TINY LITTLE CUT, 😱 , INCREDIBLE SPEED.

Now show me Gai moving faster than Asuma was, when he was dodging multiple strikes in one spot.

Give your boner a rest. We all know what would have happened if Asuma wasent trying to make Kisame look like a fool, even smiling in the same bastard way that Kisame did, when he cut him earlier.

You see, we have SEEN him doing it.

Originally posted by Wil7
You didn't even choose Kakashi's best speed feat, you don't even choose a good one.

He wasent moving faster than Hidan`s partner either. And this is > pre skip Kakashi. They all looked comparable.

Stop making excuses and show me the fooking pages.

Originally posted by Wil7
These are the speed feats you chose for Asuma's speed feat, gosh, that is just so blinding fast, JK. It isn't even that fast.

Its fast by any standarts for everyone but YOU.

Doesnt that tell you anything?

Originally posted by Wil7
The fact is that Gai's and Kakashi's speed feats that you showed are not even there best. You don't want to show there best because, you want to know why, because you are 100% Asuma's fanboy, and you are trying to show that Asuma is faster than Gai, and Kakashi by choosing some of there worst speed feats, and choosing Asuma's best. Doing that is just proving how big of a fanboy you are.

I already ASKED you three pages AGO, for you to SHOW ME those amazing speed feats. Where are THEY? Prove me wrong. You have the damn site at your disposal, you dont pay for linking. And its all you need to DO, link them. Heck, you did it in your last post.

You dont, because you have barely read the Manga. Gai without pushing the Gates does NOT have better speed feats than what he showed against Kisame, and Kisame its his most recent (and so far, ONLY) post skip figth. So, unless you are talking about the anime filler, what better feats are you talking about, fool?

Originally posted by Wil7
Well, I am trying to do it, but I have the slowest internet service to save money, and yours is probably faster than mine, and costs more money, so stop bitching and complaning, because I am getting tired and sick of your bullshit.

Haha, excuses.

You lost. Concead it with some grace.

Originally posted by Wil7
Maybe you should kayete la boca, coprende. No habla espanol? Oh, i'm sorry, let me translate, shut your mouth, understand.

You should learn some more Spanish. You made at least two verbal errors in one sentence only. That impresses me more than your fanboysm in this thread.

Originally posted by Wil7
http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/38/Naruto38-11/

This is even better, unlike your shitty, and pathetic ones combined.

See how you can post links after all, you big bullshitter?

The only reason you posted this, its because its the only thing you can find, and it doesnt even help your case. Unless you want to open a thread and claim that the pre-chunnin Team 7, and especifically the pre-chunnin Sasuke, is faster or reacts to speeds faster than S class nins. Are you?

Im giving examples of Asuma, Gai and Kakashi, post skip, going against guys that are overall S-nin LEVEL, and you show me a page of a reaction from a GENIN, who didnt even started doing his chunin exam YET?

Major Fail.

Damn i miust be sleeping. I even agreed with Gai connecting a kick on the face of Kisame, on a page where the kick is being blocked by the sword!

tsk.

Originally posted by Wil7
Yes, Gai was able to connect a kick to the face, something that Asuma lacks.

😱 I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH SPEED< THAT SPEED IS SO FAST< HE WAS ABLE TO GIVE KISAME A TINY LITTLE CUT, 😱 , INCREDIBLE SPEED.

You didn't even choose Kakashi's best speed feat, you don't even choose a good one.

These are the speed feats you chose for Asuma's speed feat, gosh, that is just so blinding fast, JK. It isn't even that fast.

The fact is that Gai's and Kakashi's speed feats that you showed are not even there best. You don't want to show there best because, you want to know why, because you are 100% Asuma's fanboy, and you are trying to show that Asuma is faster than Gai, and Kakashi by choosing some of there worst speed feats, and choosing Asuma's best. Doing that is just proving how big of a fanboy you are.

Well, I am trying to do it, but I have the slowest internet service to save money, and yours is probably faster than mine, and costs more money, so stop bitching and complaning, because I am getting tired and sick of your bullshit.

Maybe you should kayete la boca, coprende. No habla espanol? Oh, i'm sorry, let me translate, shut your mouth, understand.

http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/38/Naruto38-11/

This is even better, unlike your shitty, and pathetic ones combined.

You have shown NO valid points in this thread. All you do is dismiss the information from other members and bash. If you continue to do this then you will get a warning for disrupting the thread. Either cntribute or leave the thread. Fans have put the links for making points. All you do is "OMFG WHO CARES?"

Originally posted by olympian
You mean connecting a kick in the face when Kisame wasent attempting to strike him multiple times? Impressive indeed. I know now why you trow a BONER to Gai, everytime.

Asuma was dodging multiple Kisame strikes, in one spot, without dancing around. I could even have posted the afterwards of the initial jutsu, where everyone dodged it, and Gai was watching Kisame charging directly at him, and yet he needed Lee for help, since he barely could dodge him at all.

Why didnt i posted? "Ha! Maybe Gai was too busy dodging the big ass jutsu, to be able to properly dodge Kisame" i though, but on the other hand, Lee had to dodge it as well, and yet..?

And of course, you are wrong. Asuma and Kisame got one hit against each other. Asuma obviously just didnt kicked him, because he figths with blades, Gai doesnt. And vice versa.

Now show me Gai moving faster than Asuma was, when he was dodging multiple strikes in one spot.

Give your boner a rest. We all know what would have happened if Asuma wasent trying to make Kisame look like a fool, even smiling in the same bastard way that Kisame did, when he cut him earlier.

You see, we have SEEN him doing it.

He wasent moving faster than Hidan`s partner either. And this is > pre skip Kakashi. They all looked comparable.

Stop making excuses and show me the fooking pages.

Its fast by any standarts for everyone but YOU.

Doesnt that tell you anything?

I already ASKED you three pages AGO, for you to SHOW ME those amazing speed feats. Where are THEY? Prove me wrong. You have the damn site at your disposal, you dont pay for linking. And its all you need to DO, link them. Heck, you did it in your last post.

You dont, because you have barely read the Manga. Gai without pushing the Gates does NOT have better speed feats than what he showed against Kisame, and Kisame its his most recent (and so far, ONLY) post skip figth. So, unless you are talking about the anime filler, what better feats are you talking about, fool?

Haha, excuses.

You lost. Concead it with some grace.

You should learn some more Spanish. You made at least two verbal errors in one sentence only. That impresses me more than your fanboysm in this thread.

See how you can post links after all, you big bullshitter?

The only reason you posted this, its because its the only thing you can find, and it doesnt even help your case. Unless you want to open a thread and claim that the pre-chunnin Team 7, and especifically the pre-chunnin Sasuke, is faster or reacts to speeds faster than S class nins. Are you?

Im giving examples of Asuma, Gai and Kakashi, post skip, going against guys that are overall S-nin LEVEL, and you show me a page of a reaction from a GENIN, who didnt even started doing his chunin exam YET?

Major Fail.

It doesn't matter at all if he is swinging multiple times, that still doesn't slow down reaction time, and Kisame took a swing at Gai and Gai dodged it and pownded him.

Asuma was struggling to dodge Kisame's attacks too, and if it wasn't for Kakashi getting in the way of the fight, Asuma would have been one-shoted, unlike Gai, who was avoiding some of Kisame's water style attacks.

Yeah, Thanks for proving me right.

Gai has the numchucks, and lets say Kakashi didn't get in the way of the fight, Asuma would have gotten 1 shot in, and Kisame would have 2, and he would have won, with a jutsu that wasn't 30% chakra, and Gai was avoiding most of Kisame's attacks taht all together equaled up to 30% chakra.

He wasn't dodging multiple attacks in one spot, are you blind? Oh yeah, you're a fanboy trying to make Asuma faster than he really is. He is moving backwards and dodging those attacks. If you are counting Asuma moving in front of someone fast, then in the episode where those twin mist ninja's attak Tazuna, Sasuke jumping in front of Sakura must make him fast.

Giving Kisame alittle cut isn't something that makes Asuma fast, because he didn't see the chakra at the end of the blades, while Kisame saw the kick coming from Gai, and yet he couldn't avoid the kick.

You are still choosing the worst fvcking speed feats for all of them, and choosing the best speed feats for Asuma, because you are a fanboy, and are trying to prove Asuma quicker than he really is, and Gai is faster than him, and better than him because he can at least beat Kakashi, something that shitty Asuma lacks, and calling ME a fanboy is a false statement, because if that were true, then Dark-Jaxx is a fanboy as well then, nub.

http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/256/04-05/ Dodging 1 water style attack.
http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/258/16-17/ Faster than all of Asuma's speed feats combined
This is all I need to paste, because it won't change your fanboyish opinion, nub.

Originally posted by Wil7
http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/256/04-05/ Dodging 1 water style attack.
http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/258/16-17/ Faster than all of Asuma's speed feats combined
This is all I need to paste, because it won't change your fanboyish opinion, nub.

He "dodged" an attack that even Tenten was able to avoid. This is impressive how?

Opening 6 gates against a Kisame clone with only 30% of his chakra doesn't mean that he's usually faster than Asuma. It means that he can barely become fast enough to beat 30% of the guy Asuma was able to hit on his own.

The only time Gai was able to properly hit the real Kisame, was when he cheap shotted him.

Wii7, it heartens me that you finally linked something proper in context. Gai only gets faster when he opens (that we have seen so far) the gates. Well done. It only took what? Four pages?

Wonderfull.

Oh and no, boy. Kisame dodged the knuckle. Just not the Hien. Thats what happens to cocky bastards.

I migth open my next thread: "who is faster: Ten-Ten or Asuma"? Maybe in that thread we can get wii7 to explain us, how he knows the author`s intent was to have Asuma one-shot by the water jutsu, since we never got to that point.

He also migth bring examples of such similiar water jutsu actually one shotting a well known Jounin.

Quotes of the day:

Originally posted by Wil7
.He wasn't dodging multiple attacks in one spot, are you blind?

Arent we all 🙂

And who could forget this classic:

Originally posted by Wil7
Yes, Gai was able to connect a kick to the face, something that Asuma lacks

http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/257/12/

Originally posted by Wil7
are you blind?

I guess i am 🙂

Originally posted by olympian
Wii7, it heartens me that you finally linked something proper in context. Gai only gets faster when he opens (that we have seen so far) the gates. Well done. It only took what? Four pages?

Wonderfull.

Oh and no, boy. Kisame dodged the knuckle. Just not the Hien. Thats what happens to cocky bastards.

I migth open my next thread: "who is faster: Ten-Ten or Asuma"? Maybe in that thread we can get wii7 to explain us, how he knows the author`s intent was to have Asuma one-shot by the water jutsu, since we never got to that point.

He also migth bring examples of such similiar water jutsu actually one shotting a well known Jounin.

Quotes of the day:

http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/141/16/

Arent we all 🙂

He has all of the speed that Lee has and more. You never see him do it in the manga, but in the anime, he is able to dodge most attacks.
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=Kisame+vs+Gai+%28Entire+video%29&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f&safe=active#
Click the one that is 8 min. long.

Everyone knows he would have been one shoted if it wasn't for Kakashi, what's your problem, you are friggin blind, dude, and too much of a fanboy to see that shit.

Asuma got one tiny little shitty cut on Kisame, and Gai got wwwwaaaaaayyyyy more than Asuma. This debate is useless, because you won't change you're fanboy. I have nothing against you personally, but you need to quit being a fanboy for Asuma when everybody knows he would lose to Gai.

FYI, my name is Wil7, not Wii7, get it right dude.

Wil7, will you just shut the fvck up? 😐

Originally posted by Wil7
He has all of the speed that Lee has and more. You never see him do it in the manga, but in the anime...

Autownage.

I rest my case.

I am tired of argueing with your fanboy ass. I is pointless, and worthless. THE END.

Originally posted by Wil7
He has all of the speed that Lee has and more. You never see him do it in the manga..

+

Originally posted by Wil7
I is pointless, and worthless. THE END.

It's about time

Originally posted by Wil7
The battle is:

Kidomaru
Jirobo
Sakon
Tayuya
Kimmimaro

vs

Itachi
Deidara
Hidan
Kakuzu
Sasori

Which group wins?

Anyone on Akatsuki could solo, except maybe Hidan because he might have some trouble with Kimimaro.

mmhmm
how would he get blood???
and kimimaro could slice him up pretty quickly, too.