Disturbing Mormon Cartoon

Started by Robtard17 pages

Originally posted by inimalist
no, it was just really strange

like god just strolls up and casually knocks

i dont know, its funny

Are you feeling well today, Sir? I made a clear anal-sex reference and you let it slip by.

Originally posted by Robtard
Are you feeling well today, Sir? I made a clear anal-sex reference and you let it slip by.
Spoiler:
I'm high

lol

ummm, go anal sex? lol, too much pressure now....

EDIT: ^^^^thats what she said!

We don't believe that there are "trillions of countless other planets with life like our own."

That would be a truth mixed in with their own wording. Nowhere has it ever been said "trillions". But we do believe that there is tons of other planets out there with life created by God/Jesus on them.

We most certainly don't believe that they are ruled by countless Gods who were once like us. That's quite absurd, actually. The "gods" reference in Abraham has never been fully explained and it is assumed by Mormon theological pundits, like myself, that it could refer to Jesus Christ, The Holy Ghost, Heavenly Father, and possibly a Heavenly Mother.

Do you guys see where this video is going, now? Just like GMG said, truth in there, but chucked in with misrepresentations and lies.

Also, we believe that God, in a different contiuum, may have been similar to man or was similar to Jesus's role in this reality...it is unclear, but we are sure that he has, himself, progressed from a lesser state.

LOL, the whole thing about the baby being born to the Goddess wives is absolutely false. They pulled that out of a black hole. That is actually quite funny.

What we DO know, according to the book of Abraham, is Jesus was God's first born and his most intelligent/righteous. That's not very different from what other Christians believe.

Also, that idea that Jesus was "elevated to Godhood" is completely false. As I previously stated, he was already in the Godhood as a spirit. Also, the new testament itself says that Jesus progressed or grew, grace by grace or something like that....so every Christian SHOULD believe that Jesus progressed while "behind the veil" of immortality. (the veil is why we don't remember being a spirit with God.)

Again with the Goddes wives shit. Lol. Not true. It is quite funny, though.

Yes, we believe that Kolob is the closest thing to God's reality. It could be a planet or star, it could be a reality, or it could just be next to a weird thingie that can't be described yet that gets you to God. It's just a concept of a place, by not necessarily a physical place. It could actually be a place of the mind's state...it's not been defined.

LOL at the "endless celestial sex". That would be nice.......but it's still the perpetuation of a previous lie.

As you can see, I could go on and on just about every single point. GMG was actually quite accurate. Maybe he's a Mormon in disguise? 😄

I don't think I need to continue to go down the video, picking apart the video second by second. I actually don't have time. I'm more interested in talking to Bards about NASA.

Originally posted by dadudemon
We don't believe that there are "trillions of countless other planets with life like our own."

That would be a truth mixed in with their own wording. Nowhere has it ever been said "trillions". But we do believe that there is tons of other planets out there with life created by God/Jesus on them.

We most certainly don't believe that they are ruled by countless Gods who were once like us. That's quite absurd, actually. The "gods" reference in Abraham has never been fully explained and it is assumed by Mormon theological pundits, like myself, that it could refer to Jesus Christ, The Holy Ghost, Heavenly Father, and possibly a Heavenly Mother.

Do you guys see where this video is going, now? Just like GMG said, truth in there, but chucked in with misrepresentations and lies.

Also, we believe that God, in a different contiuum, may have been similar to man or was similar to Jesus's role in this reality...it is unclear, but we are sure that he has, himself, progressed from a lesser state.

LOL, the whole thing about the baby being born to the Goddess wives is absolutely false. They pulled that out of a black hole. That is actually quite funny.

What we DO know, according to the book of Abraham, is Jesus was God's first born and his most intelligent/righteous. That's not very different from what other Christians believe.

Also, that idea that Jesus was "elevated to Godhood" is completely false. As I previously stated, he was already in the Godhood as a spirit. Also, the new testament itself says that Jesus progressed or grew, grace by grace or something like that....so every Christian SHOULD believe that Jesus progressed while "behind the veil" of immortality. (the veil is why we don't remember being a spirit with God.)

Again with the Goddes wives shit. Lol. Not true. It is quite funny, though.

Yes, we believe that Kolob is the closest thing to God's reality. It could be a planet or star, it could be a reality, or it could just be next to a weird thingie that can't be described yet that gets you to God. It's just a concept of a place, by not necessarily a physical place. It could actually be a place of the mind's state...it's not been defined.

LOL at the "endless celestial sex". That would be nice.......but it's still the perpetuation of a previous lie.

As you can see, I could go on and on just about every single point. GMG was actually quite accurate. Maybe he's a Mormon in disguise? 😄

I don't think I need to continue to go down the video, picking apart the video second by second. I actually don't have time. I'm more interested in talking to Bards about NASA.

So the black people thing is true?

DDM is just being a good Mormon and is playing distract/cleanup, they're told by their elders to deny the more "private" aspects of the religion when speaking to non-Mormons, because our unsaved wicked souls couldn't't handle it and are undeserving of such "truths."

And yes, you black-people are divinely 'marked', so everyone knows your sins.

Originally posted by Robtard
DDM is just being a good Mormon and is playing distract/cleanup, they're told by their elders to deny the more "private" aspects of the religion when speaking to non-Mormons, because our unsaved wicked souls couldn't't handle it and are undeserving of such "truths."

And yes, you black-people are divinely 'marked', so everyone knows your sins.

And yes, God did rape a newly wed girl.

Though, the difference between real Christianity and Mormonism on that point are minor at best.

how creepy is it when he knocks on the virgin Mary's door and he's got that "YOU'RE GONNA GET RAPED" look on his face 😆

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
So the black people thing is true?

Some early Mormon teachers did propose that yes- however I think you are looking at it out of context. People tried in to justify slavery in many different ways from religious, philosophical, legal and scientific perspectives. It was a huge industry that made lots of money and thus, failure to support it or to come out to strongly against it could get you into lots of trouble.

However, it doesn't reflect modern Mormon thought and is really a silly point dragged up by people to attack a religion they don't understand...

What I do find interesting is the magic underwear...
YouTube video

Originally posted by Robtard
DDM is just being a good Mormon and is playing distract/cleanup, they're told by their elders to deny the more "private" aspects of the religion when speaking to non-Mormons, because our unsaved wicked souls couldn't't handle it and are undeserving of such "truths."

Sort of....but it is just another negative misrepresentation of what we believe. Are you jealous because you've been deemed unworthy to go into the sacred parts of our temples? I'm getting this strange feeling that other religions have similar beliefs....

Originally posted by Robtard
And yes, you black-people are divinely 'marked', so everyone knows your sins.

No. What GMG said.

Also, it should be quite obvious that God is racist, for all intents and purposes. Only the levites could hold the priesthood...back in they day. God calls the jews his "chosen people" quite a bit throughout the bible.

You will always have them and a bad light about the religion because you make it so public that your religion has these secrets. My wife couldn’t go to her life-long friends wedding because it was in the Temple, guess friendship and people is not an important thing in the Mormon religion.

The first rule about the Mormon Club is you don’t talk about the Mormon Club, anyone else think that they do cult group sex in there?

Originally posted by Da Pittman
anyone else think that they do cult group sex in there?

lol

that would make me way more interested in becoming a Morman

man, why can't I ever find crazy sex cults...

Originally posted by Da Pittman
You will always have them and a bad light about the religion because you make it so public that your religion has these secrets.

Indeed. Well, it's not secret, really. It is out there, in some form or another, everything that is in our religion. There really is no unknown secrets.

Originally posted by Da Pittman
My wife couldn’t go to her life-long friends wedding because it was in the Temple,

To the God Mormon's believe in, only those who live their lives righteously enough can enter into the temple. Does the "holiest of holies" sound familiar? There were similar restrictions by the jews in their own great temple. There's places like that in religion, all over the world. I'm sure there's some place, in the third world, you could go that would net you an execution if you ventured into it.

Originally posted by Da Pittman
guess friendship and people is not an important thing in the Mormon religion.

That's correct. God is more important than your temporal friends. That much should be obvious, about the theists.

Originally posted by Da Pittman
The first rule about the Mormon Club is you don’t talk about the Mormon Club, anyone else think that they do cult group sex in there?

It would be quite awesome if we did. I'd be the most frequent temple goer if it were true. 😄

Since the Temple Recommends, the pieces of paper signed by your Bishop (similar to a catholic priest) and Stake president (similar to an archbishop..but not quite as high up), now have barcodes on them that are scanned, I would have a really hard time trying to sneak you in for the blood sacrifices and love rituals. 😆

Originally posted by inimalist
Morman

Ah, that's that polygamist superheroe, right?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Ah, that's that polygamist superheroe, right?

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there is no "e" on the end of hero.

dick

So the video has bits of truth and some wild made up ideas about it, thanks.

What really interests me is the Alien theme, I personally think most religious works are an account of some kind of Alien influence, visitation call it what you will. When you look at some of Zecharia Sitchin´s ideas, Egyptian and Mayan archeology & other stuff there seems to be some kind of link/similarity.

When you consider the underdeveloped nature of ancient civilizations then its not difficult to imagine their reaction to an advanced technological race.

Where do Mormon´s get the Alien idea, was it in the Joseph Smith plates?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Indeed. Well, it's not secret, really. It is out there, in some form or another, everything that is in our religion. There really is no unknown secrets.
So I would have to join your religion before I knew what I was joining? So I would have to read the the front cover, decided if I was going to live the rest of my life before I understood the whole book? Sounds like a street gang, jump-in jump-out kinda thing. I have several Mormon friends and not one of them can tell me what goes on it the Temple, sounds like a secret to me.

Originally posted by inimalist
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there is no "e" on the end of hero.

dick

True, true.

Originally posted by inimalist
😠

there is no "e" on the end of hero.

dick

I just thought it was one of those fancy ways of saying it 😛

Originally posted by Bicnarok
So the video has bits of truth and some wild made up ideas about it, thanks.

What really interests me is the Alien theme, I personally think most religious works are an account of some kind of Alien influence, visitation call it what you will. When you look at some of Zecharia Sitchin´s ideas, Egyptian and Mayan archeology & other stuff there seems to be some kind of link/similarity.

When you consider the underdeveloped nature of ancient civilizations then its not difficult to imagine their reaction to an advanced technological race.

Where do Mormon´s get the Alien idea, was it in the Joseph Smith plates?

I can't watch youtube vids at work, and I only got 1:06 into the vid. I didn't get to see all of the vid.

However, your idea is far from new and original...but it's still very interesting and VERY fun to entertain, imo.

Originally posted by Da Pittman
So I would have to join your religion before I knew what I was joining? So I would have to read the the front cover, decided if I was going to live the rest of my life before I understood the whole book? Sounds like a street gang, jump-in jump-out kinda thing. I have several Mormon friends and not one of them can tell me what goes on it the Temple, sounds like a secret to me.

No. You get to ask any and all questions you want. You are encourgaed to read as much as you can. If the question you ask is not known to the missionary you are talking to, you will be referred to someone who does.

I highly doubt they that every single Mormon friends hasn't told you what goes on in the Mormon temple.

In fact, I call B.S. 😆

You just said, earlier, that your wife couldn't go to a marriage ceremony in the temple.

Other than that, it's really just ordinances for the dead. Baptisms, and marriages in proxy for the dead. Oh, and getting children (adopted or otherwise) sealed to their parents. Mormons believe that families are forever. So we get "sealed" to our family members (brothers, sisters, and parents) so when we die, they will be our families in heaven.

That's pretty much everything that goes on. And, any Mormon would tell you that, proudly.

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
Some early Mormon teachers did propose that yes-

Like Joseph Smith.