If Kimbo Slice gave you two options...

Started by Grinning Goku5 pagesPoll

Mmm...

If Kimbo Slice gave you two options...

...which are to let him rape you for 30 minutes, or let him kick your ass for 1 hour and 15 minutes, which would you choose? Oh, and he's wearing brass knuckles, and you can't run away.

This is him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimbo_Slice

I refuse to answer because he terrifies me.

I'd fight. I'd fight hard. I'd get knocked the **** out but my ass would be intact.

this reminds me of 'kmc dude'

Kimbo Slice sucks. I'd fight him and I think I'd win. He obviously can't take a punch if you saw his last fight.

Originally posted by BackFire
Kimbo Slice sucks. I'd fight him and I think I'd win. He obviously can't take a punch if you saw his last fight.
Dude you would lose. 🙂

YouTube video
Kimbo slice will end you either way.

I'm ****ed either way. I bet he's huge

I'd land a few punches, MAYBE shake him up a bit IF I am lucky as hell. but in the end I'd get pwned.

Kimbo just sucks in UFC type fighting.

Either way, I would just run. haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd land a few punches, MAYBE shake him up a bit IF I am lucky as hell. but in the end I'd get pwned.

You wouldn't land any punches.

Originally posted by Röland
Kimbo just sucks in UFC type fighting.

Either way, I would just run. haermm

Option 3 FTW 😆

Ha!

I chose A. awesrug

Originally posted by Röland
You wouldn't land any punches.
I think I would. Not that they would have any effect on Kimbo, but there would be a three to four second gap between him grabbing me and me getting knocked out that he would be wide open haermm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I chose A. awesrug
I think I love you. awesrug

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I chose A. awesrug

Hawt.

May I rape you for 30 minutes? awepedo

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I think I would. Not that they would have any effect on Kimbo, but there would be a three to four second gap between him grabbing me and me getting knocked out that he would be wide open haermm

Nah, it would be just one punch and done. haermm

Originally posted by Röland

Nah, it would be just one punch and done. haermm

Option 3 FTW ✅

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd land a few punches, MAYBE shake him up a bit IF I am lucky as hell. but in the end I'd get pwned.
YOU WOULD DO NOTHING TO HIM! DID YOU SEE THE VID?

Originally posted by Wittig
YOU WOULD DO NOTHING TO HIM! DID YOU SEE THE VID?
Yeah. His opponent landed quite a few punches, which had little or no effect on Kimbo. So?