If Kimbo Slice gave you two options...

Started by AbnormalButSane5 pages

Originally posted by Röland
Hawt.

May I rape you for 30 minutes? awepedo

Nah, it would be just one punch and done. haermm

It's not rape if I consent. awepedo

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah. His opponent landed quite a few punches, which had little or no effect on Kimbo. So?
Kimbo let him hit him. From the pictures ive seen, you wouldnt even stand a chance against the oponent either.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
It's not rape if I consent. awepedo

Oh snap! awepedo

Originally posted by Wittig
Kimbo let him hit him. From the pictures ive seen, you wouldnt even stand a chance against the oponent either.
There were a few glancing blows that hit Kimbo through his guard, and you are right, against his opponent I'd also likely get pwned. As would everyone else here, and most people in the world.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
There were a few glancing blows that hit Kimbo through his guard, and you are right, against his opponent I'd also likely get pwned. As would everyone else here, and most people in the world.

So that means after the first blow, (The one that makes you see triple.) you would rather be beatin' to death for an hour and say, 14 minutes? Better than getting raped for 30 minutes?

Depends how much pride you have as a man I guess.

I haven't competed in over six years but i still think i would have a fair chance at beating Kimbo. Of course, he could very easily kill me with his strength but Kimbo is a terrible fighter. Someone who has studied any type of martial arts has more disciplined footing than Kimbo. His size and punching speed is very intimidating which causes his opponents to break their stances and give him ground. Anytime one of his opponents stand their ground they put him down. Kimbo could have been unstoppable if he had decided to get proper training five years ago.

I'd stand my ground and most probably get my ass kicked. I'm not one to run from a one on one fight. Plus, he isn't the type of opponent that would keep tooling on you once he knocked you out IMO.

Originally posted by Kosta
I'd stand my ground and most probably get my ass kicked. I'm not one to run from a one on one fight. Plus, he isn't the type of opponent that would keep tooling on you once he knocked you out IMO.

What I meant to say is he ISN'T the type of opponent that would keep tooling on you once he knocked you out. It was too late to edit by the tie I realized. 😛

A for the hot, raunchy buttsecks

My answer really doesn't matter because I guarantee I'm faster than he is, so I could just run away and hide and then everything would be good.

edit

is kicking him in the balls with cleats and then running like hell an option?

Kimbo slice talks to ELITE about his loss to Seth Petruzelli

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPK4524Ilqs&feature=related

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
So that means after the first blow, (The one that makes you see triple.) you would rather be beatin' to death for an hour and say, 14 minutes? Better than getting raped for 30 minutes?

Depends how much pride you have as a man I guess.

I'd rather fight him for that long than get a chocolate beef injection, yes. And who is to say I won't be able to kick him in the nads?

I heard some stories about Kimbo losing to some guy named Michel Moerland over here. And that he didn't want to fight the guy using MMA rules, only in a boxing match. Apparently there was a vid of it on YouTube but Kimbo requested to take it off. I know that there's a pretty high chance that this is all bollocks, but some guy I know from the gym told me he was there, and I've heard some other people talk about it as well...

Re: If Kimbo Slice gave you two options...

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
...which are to let him rape you for 30 minutes, or let him kick your ass for 1 hour and 15 minutes, which would you choose? Oh, and he's wearing brass knuckles, and you can't run away.

This is him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimbo_Slice

From what I've seen, I doubt Kimbo Slice COULD kick my ass.

Looks like he takes steroids. That shit cause penis shrinkage. I bed his d!ck is small. I could handle the 30 minute raping. At least I would be able to pick up chicks with my not mangled face later.

Re: Re: If Kimbo Slice gave you two options...

Originally posted by Moosey
From what I've seen, I doubt Kimbo Slice COULD kick my ass.
An Average Joe like you or I, or Bardock, or TH, or most other guys here, yes, he would wipe the floor with us. If you watch the fight he lost to that Seth Pettsumthin guy, Seth kicked Kimbo's leg out, then he was ON him. The blows he landed didn't look like much, but a friend of mine who is really into that shit showed me a SloMo of the fight, and MAN that shit looked like it hurt. Dude was a seasoned martial artist though, he obviously knew how to hit and where to hit to cause maximum damage.

Who the f*ck is Kimbo Slice? haermm

No, seriously. 😐

youtube it, man.