If Kimbo Slice gave you two options...

Kimbo couldn't beat you down for an hour and 45 minutes. He's usually gassed after 3-5 minutes. If you could just keep moving you'd tire him out. Sure you take a beating, but not as bad if you went toe to toe with the guy. Use your head for christ's sake. You're not trying to win, just survive.

Originally posted by Cpt. Valerian
I would be able to kick this guy's ass.

Originally posted by Cpt. Valerian
Most skilled, seasoned martial arts masters would be able to defeat this guy.

Shades of master bruce. Awe master bruce, he was freakin' awesome with his ninja talk. 😂

Negro is 6'1" 235lbs, knows how to throw a proper punch and has brass knuckles. He only needs to hit you once to drop.

Negro haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Negro haermm

46% of those who voted would take it up the ass from Kimbo, have to wonder if we have mostly female voters in here or if we're surrounded by a bunch of puffs.

Originally posted by Robtard
46% of those who voted would take it up the ass from Kimbo, have to wonder if we have mostly female voters in here or if we're surrounded by a bunch of puffs.

Originally posted by Robtard
46% of those who voted would take it up the ass from Kimbo, have to wonder if we have mostly female voters in here or if we're surrounded by a bunch of puffs.

Originally posted by Robtard
Negro is 6'1" 235lbs, knows how to throw a proper punch and has brass knuckles. He only needs to hit you once to drop.

I thought he was bigger than that. He looked bigger. I'm about the same size, or WAS rather. Am 210lb and 6'2. I know how to throw a punch, but am way better at grappling. I might even stand a chance if I got him to the ground... probably not though... 😂

Originally posted by Bardock42
I didn't vote, but I am pretty sure that I'd rather take it up the ass for a while. Obviously only of those are the only two option.

Why not take punch and pretend to get knocked out instead, rather than having your anus repeatedly and brutally penetrated by a black mans huge dong, till he deposits himself inside you?

Originally posted by Kosta
Why not take punch and pretend to get knocked out instead, rather than having your anus repeatedly and brutally penetrated by a black mans huge dong, till he deposits himself inside you?

....buuuuuut, if you're "knocked out", what's to stop him from teh rapez anyway?

Originally posted by dadudemon
....buuuuuut, if you're "knocked out", what's to stop him from teh rapez anyway?

Hopefully a referee... with a gun. 😛

Originally posted by Kosta

Why not take punch and pretend to get knocked out instead, rather than having your anus repeatedly and brutally penetrated by a black mans huge dong, till he deposits himself inside you?

Originally posted by Kosta
I thought he was bigger than that. He looked bigger. I'm about the same size, or WAS rather. Am 210lb and 6'2. I know how to throw a punch, but am way better at grappling. I might even stand a chance if I got him to the ground... probably not though... 😂

Why not take punch and pretend to get knocked out instead, rather than having your anus repeatedly and brutally penetrated by a black mans huge dong, till he deposits himself inside you?

He's 6'2", I was off by an inch. Unless you're a skilled brawler or MMA, he's knocking you the **** out, dude knows how to fight and take a hit, may not be pretty and fancy, but he can fight.

Because Bardock wants to play submissive to a muscular black man, it's one of his fantasies.

haermm

Originally posted by Kosta

Why not take punch and pretend to get knocked out instead, rather than having your anus repeatedly and brutally penetrated by a black mans huge dong, till he deposits himself inside you?

Because the scenario said he's going to beat the shit out of me for 1 hour and 15 minutes and nothing else. I am actually pretty sure I'd be dead after an hour and 15 minutes of beating me...wishing to be anyways.

And what Robtard said.

Yeah but at least by fighting him you have a slight, if only miniscule chance of winning.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah but at least by fighting him you have a slight, if only miniscule chance of winning.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah but at least by fighting him you have a slight, if only miniscule chance of winning.

RJ vs Kimbo

RJ: Goes in bobbing, weaving and jiggling. Throws a punch, hits Kimbo in the face.

Kimbo: Grimaces after being hit, throws a punch, the brass knuckles shatter RJ's teeth, he chokes of the remnants of his once not-so-pearly whites as they fly to the back of his throat, his knees buckle and he falls.

The next hour+ is RJ being punched and stomped on.

FACT

Originally posted by Robtard
RJ vs Kimbo

RJ: Goes in bobbing, weaving and jiggling. Throws a punch, hits Kimbo in the face.

Kimbo: Grimaces after being hit, throws a punch, the brass knuckles shatter RJ's teeth, he chokes of the remnants of his once not-so-pearly whites as they fly to the back of his throat, his knees buckle and he falls.

The next hour+ is RJ being punched and stomped on.

FACT

Originally posted by Bardock42
It doesn't say "do you want to be raped or take your chances fighting him", it says "beat up or raped". If I chose raped I could also fight back, so that's quite illogical to assume anyways.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
More like me running around for an hour or so until he tires out and collapses like a Bantha after some hard core Tattooine buttsex.

Kimbo obviously trains, and while be may not have the stamina of a marathon runner, what makes you think you do?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Better to fight a horny black man than an angry black man, right? 😉

There's a difference to that when it comes to the Negroes?