If Kimbo Slice gave you two options...

Started by dadudemon5 pages
dadudemon Senior Member

Option 4/D

I kick his a$$. Once he sees me go Kiao Ken, he will sh*t his pants.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

I'd show him my Aztec warrior, holmes.

Cpt. Valerian Republic Navy

I would be able to kick this guy's ass. Seriously. His only outstanding asset is his sheer strength and size and his resistance to punches. Other than that, there's nothing impressive about him.

Most skilled, seasoned martial arts masters would be able to defeat this guy.

Mywi healed ninja.

Originally posted by DustinTsure
Looks like he takes steroids. That shit cause penis shrinkage. I bed his d!ck is small. I could handle the 30 minute raping. At least I would be able to pick up chicks with my not mangled face later.
i bet his dick is huge as ****.. hes a ****** after all..

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
...which are to let him rape you for 30 minutes, or let him kick your ass for 1 hour and 15 minutes, which would you choose? Oh, and he's wearing brass knuckles, and you can't run away.

This is him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimbo_Slice

dunno which would hurt more

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
...which are to let him rape you for 30 minutes, or let him kick your ass for 1 hour and 15 minutes, which would you choose? Oh, and he's wearing brass knuckles, and you can't run away.

This is him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimbo_Slice

Would he use lube?

Also, my sig of Constantine is much better than RJ's.

JacopeX Restricted

I would choose the second option and Fight him. I can use the eight limbs. 😉

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Röland
You wouldn't land any punches.
Dude, he'd drop him. that's the guy who'd take out Batman with a handgun.

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by Bardock42
Dude, he'd drop him. that's the guy who'd take out Batman with a handgun.

Such smartassery...

weep

Reminds me of Chill.

weep

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by JacopeX
I would choose the second option and Fight him. I can use the eight limbs. 😉

Liar.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
So that means after the first blow, (The one that makes you see triple.) you would rather be beatin' to death for an hour and say, 14 minutes? Better than getting raped for 30 minutes?

Depends how much pride you have as a man I guess.

You're not factoring in the pink vs brown factor. If Kimbo rapes you, it'll most likely be vaginally. Kimbo rapes RJ, it has nowhere to go but up his ass.

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by Bardock42
Dude, he'd drop him. that's the guy who'd take out Batman with a handgun.

haermm

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Bardock42
Dude, he'd drop him.
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that's the guy who'd take out Batman with a handgun.
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Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

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If Batman were real and all he's done transfered into real-life events, you'd just end up on the floor crying with that gun lodged firmly in your colon, same as every other day. Batman being fictional aside.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
If Batman were real and all he's done transfered into real-life events, you'd just end up on the floor crying with that gun lodged firmly in your colon, same as every other day. Batman being fictional aside.
Sure I would haermm

Röland Masked Vigilante

Not this shit again.

Look Batman is a f*cking master of the f*cking shadows. He'd f*cking get the goddamn jump on your f*cking ass and severaly beat you down RJ. You wouldn't have a f*cking chance, enjoy that gun up your ass.

I mean come on.

HE'S THE GODDAMN BATMAN!

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Röland
Not this shit again.

Look Batman is a f*cking master of the f*cking shadows. He'd f*cking get the goddamn jump on your f*cking ass and severaly beat you down RJ. You wouldn't have a f*cking chance, enjoy that gun up your ass.

if you say so. All I ever really said about that was IF I got a shot at him I would not miss, I never said I would outstalk him and shit. See how shit gets blown out of proportion?

I mean come on.

HE'S THE GODDAMN BATMAN!

Thank you. 😆 More "Batman wins because.....HE'S BATMAN!!!"

Röland Masked Vigilante

Learn to take a joke.

Oh wait, I didn't post smileys so it must mean I was serious...right?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Röland
Learn to take a joke.

Oh wait, I didn't post smileys so it must mean I was serious...right?

I know it's a joke, it has been a joke for quite some time now, hence MY use of smilys. 🙄

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I know it's a joke, it has been a joke for quite some time now, hence MY use of smilys. 🙄

I'm talking about your reply to my first paragraph.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Oh well. I lost interest.