Pirates (modern day)

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Originally posted by jaden101
poor people?...hardly...they've pirated $75,000,000 in the last 3 years...and they've just got a quarter of a days production of oil for the whole of Saudi Arabia

Somalian pirates steal a ship full of well sought out oil. Two days later, oil is being sold at three year low. And they wonder why they live in poverty - their business skills are awful.

Due to the latest Pirating escapades I dug this thread up.

Surely there is an easy and violent solution to this problem, or do you think other people are benefiting from it all.

AMERICA! F*CK YEAH!

However, while the solution of shooting them in the face was quick and efficient it's not neccissarily a useful long term way of reducing piracy.

Originally posted by jaden101
well the BBC seem to disagree...as does the president of Puntland

as does Reuters

http://africa.reuters.com/top/news/usnJOE4AM003.html

i'm not saying they are seperate but nation building is an entirely different policy than military intervention...and i'm not even saying nation building is always bad...because south korean after the korean war is a great example of what it can achieve (read the Gregg Brazinsky if you can get a hold of it)

but seeing as al jazeera is a more reliable, balanced, and less biased privately controlled media organisation compared to bbc, i think the opposition doesnt hold enough weight.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
AMERICA! F*CK YEAH!

However, while the solution of shooting them in the face was quick and efficient it's not neccissarily a useful long term way of reducing piracy.

That did get the immediate job done, plus it was comical, which is a reward in of itself. Depends really, shot enough of them in the face; there won't be any faces left to pirate, or at least, the gains in being a pirate will be less appealing.

These groups (at least the larger ones) probably have some base of operations, to store the loot, hang out and make pirate connections etc., should just bomb those bases, imo.

See, these guys are Pirates. They aren't the fake ass Disney Pirates of the Caribbean bullshit. Pirates Kill, rape, pillage and plunder. My liking for the POTC movies has greatly diminished lately due to this.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
See, these guys are Pirates. They aren't the fake ass Disney Pirates of the Caribbean bullshit. Pirates Kill, rape, pillage and plunder. My liking for the POTC movies has greatly diminished lately due to this.

lulz. Seriously?

None of the legends about the old pirates made you think that they were scallywags and dastard killers?

Originally posted by Robtard
That did get the immediate job done, plus it was comical, which is a reward in of itself. Depends really, shot enough of them in the face; there won't be any faces left to pirate, or at least, the gains in being a pirate will be less appealing.

These groups (at least the larger ones) probably have some base of operations, to store the loot, hang out and make pirate connections etc., should just bomb those bases, imo.

They do have such bases (journalists have gone there). Blowing them up and shooting them is not a very effective solution in the long term. Piracy is difficult, dangerous and not very rewarding unless your in charge, I doubt a lot of people become pirates because they really want to.

Originally posted by leonheartmm
but seeing as al jazeera is a more reliable, balanced, and less biased privately controlled media organisation compared to bbc, i think the opposition doesnt hold enough weight.

Erm, Al-jezeera is just the same as BBC or CNN. It is in NO way more balanced or ''better''.
Far from it.

Originally posted by dadudemon
lulz. Seriously?

None of the legends about the old pirates made you think that they were scallywags and dastard killers?

I was fooled for a while, but now I see that they are all scum. When I heard those SEALS sniped those pirates last week I got a raging boner.

Navy SEALS headbang

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I was fooled for a while, but now I see that they are all scum. When I heard those SEALS sniped those pirates last week I got a raging boner.

Navy SEALS headbang

As Symetric Chaos has said before.....Team America!

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
They do have such bases (journalists have gone there). Blowing them up and shooting them is not a very effective solution in the long term. Piracy is difficult, dangerous and not very rewarding unless your in charge, I doubt a lot of people become pirates because they really want to.

Neither is diplomacy, so I'm opting the bomb solution. (and the SE Asian camps too, for good measure)

While true on the feeling of piracy out of necessity, even if the richer nations came together to build Africa into a utopia (which would never happen, Africa is too rich in resources to step away from), there would still be pirates there.

What are your thoughts on a solution?

I see nothing wrong with a closer blockade of the ports in question, with military strikes against suspected vessels and pirate areas if neccesary.

They should first try to get as many captive boats out of the area before attempting an operation though

Originally posted by dadudemon
As Symetric Chaos has said before.....Team America!
More like Team Anyone, just happened to be the SEALS.

Originally posted by Robtard
Neither is diplomacy, so I'm opting the bomb solution. (and the SE Asian camps too, for good measure)

😂 But diplomacy has the benefit of leaving the"nuke 'em" door open if it comes to that. Once you start tracking down pirates and blowing them up negotiation is pretty much impossible and is almost sure to make them escalate.

Originally posted by Robtard
What are your thoughts on a solution?

Hire some of the pirates to keep other pirates away. They're in the area and looking to make money/shoot things as it is. Make the ships into hard targets so that the profit level is virtually zero . . . which would starve the pirates I guess but at least it would piss them off as much as a bit of friendly carpet bombing.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
More like Team Anyone, just happened to be the SEALS.

Basically, yes.

The French did similar back in Sept 2008.

Like I said, to hell with WHO killed them, what matters is they got pwned.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
😂 But diplomacy has the benefit of leaving the"nuke 'em" door open if it comes to that. Once you start tracking down pirates and blowing them up negotiation is pretty much impossible and is almost sure to make them escalate.

Hire some of the pirates to keep other pirates away. They're in the area and looking to make money/shoot things as it is. Make the ships into hard targets so that the profit level is virtually zero . . . which would starve the pirates I guess but at least it would piss them off as much as a bit of friendly carpet bombing.

Which is why 'we' escalate the bombing (not nukes, that's just wasteful). As a wise man once said: *Scottish Accent* "They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue." -Jim Malone

Sounds alright, but you'd still be paying off pirates. See, I want to piss them off, make them piss their pants off in fear, like bullies, it's the only thing they understand, a solid punch in the mouth.

Edit: You know what would be epically comical, plant a dummy ship for them to hijack and load the cargo with anthrax. Imagine the surprise when they open up a crate labled "bling bling" and all they get is some white powdered death to the lungs.

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Short drop and a sudden stop.

Originally posted by Robtard
Edit: You know what would be epically comical, plant a dummy ship for them to hijack and load the cargo with anthrax. Imagine the surprise when they open up a crate labled "bling bling" and all they get is some white powdered death to the lungs.

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😂

Does anyone else find it a bit ridiculous that one of the world's biggest "threats" involves a bunch of goofs on a lifeboat?

What's next? Canadian men on horseback taking over Yellowstone ranger stations?

Edit: BTW, when does the next POTC movie come out? Are people going to be protesting at the local theaters?