Spider-man and The Jedi Order

Started by Sadako of Girth39 pages

Ok........ok...... We are ready to beliiiiiiiieve you. 😖

Calm dowwwwn RJ.

Concentrate on your breathing.

Think happy thoughts.

😮‍💨

😱 COLA.

Pepsi beats Coke.

Dr. Pepper pwns both. McClane drinks Dr. Pepper.

Thats true. (Even debating cola drinks, you had to go cite the non-cola drink as evidence against a Cola-canon argument, I see... 😂 )

Making Cola in 4th place at least, after that and Lilt.

Also McClane is a man who should never utter the words
"Whats the worst that can happen...?".

Even retrieving a Dr.Pepper from the fridge might entail murdering some special forces guys.

Reminds me of my dad when I was a kid......"I used to have to walk uphill twenty miles both ways to school, and fight off indians at my locker."

😂 Didnt he mean Native Americans...?

(Unless your Dad beat up on Ghandi, that is...?)

Mehbeh he did 😖hifty: ****ing fasting bastard.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Also McClane is a man who should never utter the words
"Whats the worst that can happen...?".

Even retrieving a Dr.Pepper from the fridge might entail murdering some special forces guys.

Hahahahaa. Which he could easily do using the little opener tab from the can.

😂

True...

He may see actually 'the retrieval' of said beverage as a 'rescue mission'.
😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
(Unless your Dad beat up on Ghandi, that is...?)

****, a man's gotta work, I say.

Looks like his principles of passive resistance were no good, then... lol