Optimus Prime vs. King Kong

Started by Lestov1636 pages

Sadako is the same person who said John McClane could beat Jason Bourne in H2H. I don't think logic will be getting through so easily.

its ok. the problem with this stupid topic is that there is no comparative data. you apply an arbitrary standard of 'machine strong' to be dominant of 'giant ape strong' and i did just the opposite. some people are trying to win this however, with points never expanding beyond the vein of "does kong even lift?".

Originally posted by focus4chumps
its ok. the problem with this stupid topic is that there is no comparative data. you apply an arbitrary standard of 'machine strong' to be dominant of 'giant ape strong' and i did just the opposite. some people are trying to win this however, with points never expanding beyond the vein of "does kong even lift?".

You could go through the trouble of calculating the characters' respective feats, from Kong's throwing the T rexes to...whatever Prime has done, but why bother?

Explosives beat flesh. Kong died to WW1 biplanes - Prime's weaponry can one-shot machines that routinely tank whole battalion's worth of modern firepower.

oh im sorry i didnt know we were spite gimping kong by giving prime his arsenal. 🙄

wait since we're modding, can kong have a giant exosuit? 😱

maybe i'll post "ss-oozaru vegita vs optimus prime thread. then we can all cry together.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
[B]oh im sorry i didnt know we were spite gimping kong by giving prime his arsenal. 🙄

😐 I seem to recall that his guns are attached to his body. Does a RoB surgically remove his massive cannons and energy swords prior to the confrontation?

Of course, my memory of the movieverse Transformers may be sketchy, but I think his armament is implied either way.


wait since we're modding, can kong have a giant exosuit? 😱

Kong uses a giant exosuit? Really? Where?

Oh, you're being facetious?


maybe i'll post "ss-oozaru vegita vs optimus prime thread. then we can all cry together.

Sorry, but you're on your own here. But you can't have any tissues, since they're not specified in the OP.

its a clear spite gimp since kong is unarmed. so what, we have to make a new thread because you and others need to see king kong defeated? why not just have prime matrix kong's ass? YOU GOT THE TOUCH!!!

way to miss the point

that tactic works against you as well since there was no statement in the OP that prime is armed. cry more champ.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
its a clear spite gimp since kong is unarmed. so what, we have to make a new thread because you and others need to see king kong defeated? why not just have prime matrix kong's ass? YOU GOT THE TOUCH!!!

As you can see, Prime's weapons are built into his body. Do we not assume that these characters have their bodies with them when they fight?


way to miss the point

Your point was irrelevant - King Kong neither has access, knows how to use, or carries around an exosuit. Optimus Prime has built in weapons systems.


that tactic works against you as well since there was no statement in the OP that prime is armed. cry more champ.

Too bad Prime is always armed. And even if he weren't, he'd still win.

1. He can transform into various high velocity vehicles.
2. He is far more intelligent.
3. He's taller, and metallic.

armed prime wins. good job spite gimping.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
armed prime wins.

This is a tautological declaration. Prime is always armed. What part of this is so difficult for you to understand?

good job spite gimping.

LOL, I didn't make the thread. Optimus Prime is more powerful than King Kong; the OP gave Prime no additional advantages beyond those intrinsic to his character. If you think the topic is inherently one sided, I don't know why you decided to play Kong apologist.

Prime doesn't even need to use his weapons. The Transformers were taking hits from laser guns and heavy artillery and were still fighting. It takes quite a lot of firepower to down a transformer, and Prime is one of the toughest there is. He was able to keep fighting despite having an arm ripped off.

If Kong had his arm ripped off he'd be squirming around on the ground squealing.

Great.........we all agree Optimus wins and yet were still going to keep repeating it until page 11 most likely.

Sadako and Focus4chumps seem convinced that Kong has a

Spoiler:
IM-PHUCKING-POSSIBLE
chance here. We must here them out until hey concede.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Sadako and Focus4chumps seem convinced that Kong has a IM-PHUCKING-POSSIBLE chance here. We must here them out until hey concede.

i already conceded. and i get it

according to your rules, someone would have to make another thread with prime (sans arm and anus-sprouting weapons) vs king kong h2h.

[no doubt would be spammed with "spite thread" by the very same glitter-based self-professed rule-makers.]

...which is really what the debate over strength was centered on before the popular and glitter-based attempts to distract from that point and give prime a cannon. thats supremely bitter and silly.

WTF are you smoking?

Prime's weapons are built into his body - so you damn right would have to specify in the OP that he doesn't get them.

And Prime would still win H2H. This is a byproduct of being made out of metal.

i'd have to be smoking some good shit to think that metal does denotes physical strength over giant ape.

you all copped out of the h2h debate and actually shot kong with a cannon 😂

Originally posted by focus4chumps
i'd have to be smoking some good shit to think that metal does denotes physical strength over giant ape.

🤣

You fail to understand how a metal robot would trash up a flesh and blood ape of smaller stature?


you all copped out of the h2h debate and actually shot kong with a cannon 😂

How is that a cop out? Using a cannon when you have one is called "tactics". Nowhere in the thread is it stipulated that Prime's built in weapons systems are surgically removed.

Re: Optimus Prime vs. King Kong

mmhmm 🙂

and since no specific film canon was specified and just because winning this thread means way too much to you and your ilk, i present you with the ultimate copout and prime-screwer:

Originally posted by Lestov16
Sadako and Focus4chumps seem convinced that Kong has a
Spoiler:
[b]IM-PHUCKING-POSSIBLE
chance here. We must here them out until hey concede. [/B]

Your rage grammar betrays you.
"Hear" you mean...

Liz let go of your hate.
Flattering though your attention is, its unhealthy to hang onto butthurt this long.

Prime=Damagable metal thing
Kong=Smasher of metal things

Fact.

H2H Prime is scrap and with monkeypoop in his optical sensors and gullet after Kong literally dis-arms him and rips his head off and takes it back to his cave as a special new friend for his monkeyjohnson.

"damager of metal things"

One of the stupidest arguments you've ever made, Saddie ,and you've made a lot. WTF does that mean? What are these terrestrial metal things that Kong has damaged, that are more provably durable than the extra-terrestrial metallic substance which comprises Transformers, which have clearly, clearly better durability feats?

So being from outer space its automatically magic undamageable ubermetal now..? Transformers got wasted by terrestrials all the time.

Don't cry too hard though.