Jesus Christ Versus Godzilla

Jesus (Passion of the Christ version) finally comes back and is appalled at the destruction caused by Godzilla in New York.

Finally after 2,000 odd years of waiting Christianity's main man comes to show us a bit of that "Take up your swords" stuff he was on about towards the end.

He is allowed also the resurrection of his crack team: The disciples.
To assist him in the combat, they can be armed with what Broderick's boys had in the movies..

Godzilla immediately assumes that the JC Posse are there to f**k with it's young.

Its New York, its raining and its ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thor comes down and declares the battle "Lame" and re-nails Jesus using Mjolnir.

Thor is toasted imeeeeeeeeeeeeediately by firebreath that has bits of fisheads in it. Which of course might singe his lame hair.

Seriously though... Faced with Godzilla as his enemy, "What would Jesus do...?"

Die.

Jesus pwns everyone, McClane and Swagger included, Yes, even NJO Skywalker. All at the same time.

Originally posted by AngryManatee
Thor comes down and declares the battle "Lame"

Originally posted by AngryManatee
and re-nails Jesus using Mjolnir.

Jesus LOL's and ***** slaps Godzilla into hell.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Jesus pwns everyone, McClane and Swagger included, Yes, even NJO Skywalker. All at the same time.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

What onscreen feats are there to back that up...?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Jesus LOL's and ***** slaps Godzilla into hell.

Where is his hellslap demonstrated on screen...?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

What onscreen feats are there to back that up...?

I know... 🙂

But it's the Jesus, baby. The Jesus.

"The Jesus"....

Wasnt he that Bowler/child molestor from "The Big Lebowski"...?

Dude, it's God. You can't fuk with God.

If Jesus wanted to he could spawn an Army of Bruce lee's and you just don't fuk with that kind of power.

Different Jesus haermm

Like me and John Gacy are both John, get it?

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
Dude, it's God. You can't fuk with God.

If Jesus wanted to he could spawn an Army of Bruce lee's and you just don't fuk with that kind of power.

Where is this shown on screen...? 😛

(And in RL for that matter lolz Now you should know better than most that that was an old Centurion concept lolz)

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Different Jesus haermm

Like me and John Gacy are both John, get it?

and you probably are both mass murderers too lolz

More fanboys delving into the EU Jesus and trying to get a win, sad. Movie feats only, bitches.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
and you probably are both mass murderers too lolz