Jesus Christ Versus Godzilla

Prolly a good idea.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Anyways, unless it was on screen, its all EU.

No way man. The Bible is not EU.

Otherwise, what is the point of pitting Christ against Godzilla? Christ was simply a man in, The Passion of the Christ. The thread starts after Christ returned from Death, right? If so, that is definitely apart of the EU (the Bible)

... this is a joke thread.

Originally posted by Impediment
Uh, guys......if this turns into a theological debate, I'm closing this.

It's the fanboys bringing in non-movie EU shit again.

While I am respectful of theists, you have to remember: I'm an atheist.

Not to mention, this can turn bad. Quickly.

I wish only to debate film feats here, so the Bible, from that view point is EU.

Im not caining it, there are plenty of threads for that in other sections.

As I said, feel free to cite and on screen feats.

Actually, the Bible came first. So if anything the Bible is the Directors Commentary, which actually is a higher canon then the movie itself.

What the commentary says and what the directors say is always higher than the movie is in terms of canon.

Geez....

OK....

Lets say a thread is started about Jesse James (the outlaw) and another outlaw from the movies. Well, we all know James is like the best train robber ever, right? And lets say the Jesse James movie in question never shows him robbing a train. Does this mean he has no skills in train robbing?

This dude rules 😂

No seriously, though. This is like one of them there matrix threads. Stupid and pointless. If you take away the Bible, Christ has NO abilities(give him the Bible he is God). From what we saw in the movie, Christ is nothing more than a human. We didn't see him do anything in, "the Passion of the CHrist", except die.

You may as well have picked one of the extra's and said "that guy, who was standing behind jesus in that one scene and ten other guys VS Godzilla. I mean, dude, what did you envision happening?

Besides, Godzilla aint be gonna wreckin on Jesus. Godzilla gonna stomp up to Jesus and Jesus gonna be all like "yo, whats happenin my brother, why you so mad, homie?" and after Godzilla gives few "ROARS" Jesus gonna be all "Aight, mang, listen...,how about Japan you can have Japan thats big enough for you, isn't it?" Then Godzilla all be like "roar" Jesus turns to the crowd and translates, "hell yes, that shit is mo than big enough, you da man Jesus givin me an entire country all to myself and shit" Godzilla then stomps away. Jesus then snickers "man, first thing i need to do after i die is call them japanese and tell them to move somewhere else"

Is this Jesus Prime or is this post-crisis Christ?

Jesus from hamlet 2 wins

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Actually, the Bible came first. So if anything the Bible is the Directors Commentary, which actually is a higher canon then the movie itself.

What the commentary says and what the directors say is always higher than the movie is in terms of canon.

The spiderman comics came first before any movie, yet they are considered EU in here.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Geez....

OK....

Lets say a thread is started about Jesse James (the outlaw) and another outlaw from the movies. Well, we all know James is like the best train robber ever, right? And lets say the Jesse James movie in question never shows him robbing a train. Does this mean he has no skills in train robbing?

Yes, for all that matters in these threads.

On screen feats only.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Is this Jesus Prime or is this post-crisis Christ?

😂 Thats the spirit lolz

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
This dude rules 😂

No seriously, though. This is like one of them there matrix threads. Stupid and pointless. If you take away the Bible, Christ has NO abilities(give him the Bible he is God). From what we saw in the movie, Christ is nothing more than a human. We didn't see him do anything in, "the Passion of the CHrist", except die.

You may as well have picked one of the extra's and said "that guy, who was standing behind jesus in that one scene and ten other guys VS Godzilla. I mean, dude, what did you envision happening?

A serious epic battle.

Doesnt jesus kick ass in other films...?

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx

No seriously, though. This is like one of them there matrix threads. Stupid and pointless. If you take away the Bible, Christ has NO abilities(give him the Bible he is God). From what we saw in the movie, Christ is nothing more than a human. We didn't see him do anything in, "the Passion of the CHrist", except die.

Na, he took a serious beat-down, in fact, most any other man would have succumbed to death from the pain and blood-loss; he also did it while keeping his spirits up. That's a feat.

Agreed. Almost McClanian in its endurance.

Almost.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
A serious epic battle.

Doesnt jesus kick ass in other films...?

We're not talking about other films. We're talking about, "The Passion of the Christ". In that movie, Jesus displayed nothing. In fact, it wasn't even shown that he was, in fact, the son of God. He was just some guy being crucified.

What was it that you saw in "the Passion of the Christ" (if you're disregarding the Bible) that led you to believe this would be an epic battle?

They hinted at his resurrection at the end, so unless you think Mel was making him out to be Lazarus, it's implied he's Jesus-God.