Jesus Christ Versus Godzilla

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Where is this shown on screen...? 😛

Well, it's not shown because the purpose of the movie was to watch Christ being tortured, willingly. If he weren't such a cool dude though, you can be sure that he would have summoned a few Bruce Lee's and maybe an optimus prime to bust his ass out.

It's God, dude, his powers are only limited to the imagination. 😉

Yeah...? I challenge him to prove his existance by somehow stopping me from posting the word "Poop" as my next post.

Poop.

Anyways, unless it was on screen, its all EU.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx

It's God, dude, his powers are only limited to the imagination. 😉

Or by those who imagined God.

Exactamundo.

Godzilla shows up with a hammer, two pieces of wood, and three nails.

Game over.

Okay, to make this more interesting, "Ten Commandments" Jesus...?

How would he fare against the Lizard...?

All on screen feats considered...

Jesus is Jesus, dude. He would prolly sick his angels on godzilla.

Originally posted by Impediment
Godzilla shows up with a hammer, two pieces of wood, and three nails.

Game over.

LOL 😂

"And Lo... For Godzilla was also a bit tasty at carpentry."

Jesus might be good at amassing piles of fish to lure Godzilla in with, I guess........

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Jesus is Jesus, dude. He would prolly sick his angels on godzilla.

More EU speculation.

His ability to part tides, might come in handy, I guess, making it hard to hide underwater, for Godzilla.....

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
More EU specualtion.

Reality....? Prove it.

You arent looking at it properly. I believe in Jesus. I believe in the bible, so it's reality to me.

To a non believer, think of Jesus as a fantasy character, like godzilla, and all of his feats as fantasy.

Fair enough. Thats most honest/clear....

I am. Now you can probably better name his on screen feats then.

Go for it.

In fact, I'll give you free pick of any ability in any movie he is in.

Dude I aint gonan touch that one haermm

Why not...?

(Not pressuring you to, just curious as to why not.. is it because you arent up on the movies, or what...?)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Why not...?

(Not pressuring you to, just curious as to why not.. is it because you arent up on the movies, or what...?)

Both are questions that no one can agree on.

Besides, its probably irrelevant....

Its "Jesus as depicted on screen" that Im on about.

"Jesus as depicted onscreen" entails who he is as a mortal and a deity.

Uh, guys......if this turns into a theological debate, I'm closing this.