Jesus Christ Versus Godzilla

Started by Sadako of Girth5 pages

Ohhhh yeah.

Originally posted by Robtard
Both movie and comic Uncle Ben's say: "With great power comes great responsibility".

Yeah, there's that 'dickness' back at ya.

You're fired.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
😂 Thats the spirit lolz

Indeed 😆

Jesus Prime is during his primary ministry on Earth. Post-Crisis Christ is after the resurrection.

To take it more seriously, PC Christ should actually be quite awesome. He can FLY! and He's immortal.

However, Jesus Prime actually raised the dead and cured incurable diseases. He healed Peter's ear right back on. However, he has no pwn feats...just, for lack of a better term, Christ-like feats.

So, to take it more seriously, Jesus wins by healing Godzilla's broken heart. He calms his spirit and they become friends. Then, Jesus turns 5 fishes into 5000 and Godzilla falls asleep with a full tummy. Hoooray! (Wow, that was such a little kid story that I just told. I am ashamed.)

Originally posted by Publius II
LMFAO

😆

"The Passion" Jesus gets beaten and crucified, thus guilt-tripping Godzilla into ending his rampage.

😂 He died for a radioactively mutated lizard's sins, in this case then lolz.

Wow thats a lot of destruction to have to atone for.

dude, this is stupid. no one beat Jesus. neither Superboy Prime or Anti-Monitor. NO ONE.

Even if Jesus got owned, he'll just call his father for help and he'll smite Godzilla.

Actually the Romans/Jews did. On screen. Many times over.
Their screen feats are well in order.

Maybe he could do that... Has he been shown onscreen displaying this power...?

Maybe he could....Unless it was the will of god for his son to die (again), this time at the 'hands' of Godzilla.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Actually the Romans/Jews did. On screen. Many times over.
Their screen feats are well in order.

Maybe he could do that... Has he been shown onscreen displaying this power...?

Maybe he could....Unless it was the will of god for his son to die (again), this time at the 'hands' of Godzilla.

you are stupid enough for making this thread. everyone knows that Jesus is a God and omnipotent. except if this is your own version of Jesus, I won't debate again.

Stupid...? Nope.

Its the (any) movie version of Jesus vs Godzilla.

They aren't omnipotent anyways.
Unless of course the devil's work is gods work/permitted by god anyhow.

Thanks for the flame though.