Sephiroth vs Link

Started by Cosmic Cube104 pages
Cosmic Cube I don't have any friends.

Originally posted by SpadeKing
Link and Sephiroth have a 10 sec staredown then link defends and slashes sephiroth once and he explodes 😐
You wish. Sephiroth is beautiful.

SpadeKing Senior Member

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Ultimate Wil Faster than a bullet

What's with you people?

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

OH MY GOD, THE DISCUSSION IS STARTING AGAIN. XD

I'm not kidding guys, my face WILL explode.

Cosmic Cube I don't have any friends.

Originally posted by SpadeKing
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Sir! Do you mean to assert that Sephiroth's exquisite beauty is not boundlessly superior to the plain, mundane visage of Link?

ArtificialGlory God-Emperor of Eternity
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
If Terry comes back I will laugh so hard my face will explode.

ROFL 😆

This.

Cosmic Cube I don't have any friends.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
ROFL 😆

This.

It's just me and you now. Let's dance.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

...I'm going to cry. 😐

ArtificialGlory God-Emperor of Eternity
Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
It's just me and you now. Let's dance.

Cosmic Cube, man, you're really going apeshit, aren't you?

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

He called a man beautiful. Homosexual. 😮

But no, seriously. Sephiroth is not beautiful.

Phanteros the Shade knight

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
He called a man beautiful. Homosexual. 😮

But no, seriously. Sephiroth is not beautiful.

yep thats some ugly on sephiroth...

ArtificialGlory God-Emperor of Eternity

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
He called a man beautiful. Homosexual. 😮

But no, seriously. Sephiroth is not beautiful.

Sephiroth isn't ugly. I think even the creators of Advent Children said that they gave him unnatural traits that are almost universally associated with beauty that don't even occur naturally in humans.

Still, screw him.

Cosmic Cube I don't have any friends.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
He called a man beautiful. Homosexual. 😮

But no, seriously. Sephiroth is not beautiful.

How do you know my gender? What does my sexuality have to do with this?

If I am indeed male, does calling another man beautiful make me a gay flaming homo ass-queer?
Beauty is gender blind, my friend, and Sephiroth is indeed beautiful.

He is like unto a divine seraph with long, lustrous blade.

ArtificialGlory God-Emperor of Eternity

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
How do you know my gender? What does my sexuality have to do with this?

If I am indeed male, does calling another man beautiful make me a gay flaming homo ass-queer?
Beauty is gender blind, my friend, and Sephiroth is indeed beautiful.

He is like unto a divine seraph with long, lustrous blade.

Did you by accident mean long, lustrous, throbbing...

...blade?

I hope not, cause it sure sounded like it.

Cosmic Cube I don't have any friends.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Did you by accident mean long, lustrous, throbbing...

...blade?

I hope not, cause it sure sounded like it.

You are SO intuitive! Of course that's not what I meant!

You simply must admit, though, it is rather long. Isn't it?

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

It was more of a joke actually. But no, Sephiroth is still not beautiful. And what does beauty even have to do with a fight?

Cosmic Cube I don't have any friends.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
It was more of a joke actually. But no, Sephiroth is still not beautiful. And what does beauty even have to do with a fight?
Yes he is. Stop saying that.

And beauty has everything to do with a fight. How could Link even attempt to mar such a beautiful creature, much less resolutely vanquish him?

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant
Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
How could Link even attempt to mar such a beautiful creature, much less resolutely vanquish him?

So you're pretty much calling Link gay.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

No, he is not.

And that would actually be pretty simple, even if Seph was beautiful (he isn't). He'd start by lifting up his sword, and then bringing it down in a fast, smooth movement. The end result would be Sephiroth's demise.

Cosmic Cube I don't have any friends.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
So you're pretty much calling Link gay.
What is it with all this homo talk!? Cut out all the innuendo, you queers, or I'll report this thread.
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
No, he is not.

And that would actually be pretty simple, even if Seph was beautiful (he isn't). He'd start by lifting up his sword, and then bringing it down in a fast, smooth movement. The end result would be Sephiroth's demise.

Wrong on all counts. Link would run away in shame and disgust with himself. Sephiroth IS beautiful.

It is so nice to be taken seriously for a change.