What if the Empire invaded modern day earth?

Started by Red Nemesis53 pages

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Ruthless =/= smart.

And that means he will be an incompetent field commander... why? Ruthlessness means that he will be willing to use the tactics.

1. Snowspeeders are SLOWER than F-22s.
2. It's obviously PIS!!!!!!! 🙄

F-22s are less maneuverable than snowspeeders. They cannot turn as well (sharply?) and such. I wasn't comparing their maximum speeds.

Try again.

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
And that means he will be an incompetent field commander... why? Ruthlessness means that he will be willing to use the tactics.

F-22s are less maneuverable than snowspeeders. They cannot turn as well (sharply?) and such. I wasn't comparing their maximum speeds.

Try again.

But he actually has to know the tactics. I'd love to see Vader stand up to, or even lift a finger up to one of the many great tacticians/strategists such as George Bush.

Prove it.

That shows that Star Wars weapons aren't always that accurate: snowspeeders can't even hit a huge neck.

RN...

1) The Imperials will run out of supplies.

2) When they hop out to steal shit, they get blown up.

3) They cannot hold territory with one hundred walkers, a problem exacerbated by the fact that AT-ATs have max speeds comparable to those of fairground roller coasters.

4) AT-ATs have no heavy armor on their undersides. Tanks, rocket launchers, or massive ****ing explosions under them will destroy them.

5) AT-ATs have weak points at their necks. Tanks, rocket launchers, mortars, laser-guided missiles, or massive ****ing explosions on top of them will break through and destroy them.

6) The snowspeeders didn't shoot at the necks until after the AT-ATs had been toppled, and the walkers promptly exploded.

7) Luke Skywalker was the only Force-sensitive on Hoth. He went down after the tow cable maneuver.

You lose. STFU now plz.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Prove it.
Just to say it, but an F-22 turning capabilities, while incredible at high altitudes, won't do much good at the low altitudes in this case. Aside from the increased air pressure, to be able to trip an AT-AT at some 20-30 feet above the ground would require an aircraft with turn-on-a-dime features and a pilot with such remarkable talents and reflexes to compensate for the speed.

Doesn't matter, one tomahawk from above and the AT-AT's neck is taken out. That is of course assuming the combined physical impact and concussive force can penetrate it, but if a crashing snowspeeder plowing head-on in to the face does it, the U.S. arsenal can.

I don't know if I would contend that Vader is more ruthless and cruel than Tarkin.

In fact, I'd give it to Tarkin.

STFU now plz.

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Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Just to say it, but an F-22 turning capabilities, while incredible at high altitudes, won't do much good at the low altitudes in this case. Aside from the increased air pressure, to be able to trip an AT-AT at some 20-30 feet above the ground would require an aircraft with turn-on-a-dime features and a pilot with such remarkable talents and reflexes to compensate for the speed.

Doesn't matter, one tomahawk from above and the AT-AT's neck is taken out. That is of course assuming the combined physical impact and concussive force can penetrate it, but if a crashing snowspeeder plowing head-on in to the face does it, the U.S. arsenal can.

And how is that going to prevent them from launching missiles at the AT-ATs' necks?

Originally posted by Gideon
I don't know if I would contend that Vader is more ruthless and cruel than Tarkin.

In fact, I'd give it to Tarkin.

It doesn't matter how ruthless you are when you're facing greats such as George Bush, Alexander the Great and Hannibal. Tarkin/Vader is nothing tactically/strategically.

No one has explained how the Empire defends against bombers and artillery...

It doesn't matter how ruthless you are when you're facing greats such as George Bush, Alexander the Great and Hannibal. Tarkin/Vader is nothing tactically/strategically.

Uh... what?

First, unless Alexander the Great and Hannibal are reincarnated in this imaginary "modern day earth" of yours, they won't be involved.

Second, George Bush? LOL.

Third, Vader and Tarkin are something tactically and strategically, and have been regarded as extremely competent strategists by more than one source.

Don't assume.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
And how is that going to prevent them from launching missiles at the AT-ATs' necks?
Oh my f*cking God...

It doesn't you idiot, I said that in my post.

I love that dude's sarcasm and yet, when he tries to argue himself, looks like a complete idiot.

Blanket ban on Hewhoknowsall?

No blanket bans on anyone, ever.

EVER.

People let me put this into context for you a little bit.

Do you not think that People like China , Russia and Iran will be joining the Imps to get rid of countries like Britan , America , Germany , France , Canada , Israel.

I mean Most of the word espically the Communist Countries and other countries that have had wavering loyalties and treaty agreements (Russia) Hate America and her allies.

So I could see Five Hundred Thousand Stormtroopers , One Hundred AT-AT's , One Thousand AT-ST Walkers , AA Turrents , Vader and Three Major Powers of THIS WORLD taking over the ENTIRE World...Dont think that everyone will be with the USA and her allies.

Countries will defect just like people.

Originally posted by MasterAshenVor
People let me put this into context for you a little bit.

Do you not think that People like China , Russia and Iran will be joining the Imps to get rid of countries like Britan , America , Germany , France , Canada , Israel.

I mean Most of the word espically the Communist Countries and other countries that have had wavering loyalties and treaty agreements (Russia) Hate America and her allies.

So I could see Five Hundred Thousand Stormtroopers , One Hundred AT-AT's , One Thousand AT-ST Walkers , AA Turrents , Vader and Three Major Powers of THIS WORLD taking over the ENTIRE World...Dont think that everyone will be with the USA and her allies.

Countries will defect just like people.

... lol?

America could solo the Imperials, and China, Russia, and Iran - assuming for whatever reason they actually decided to cooperate, which is absurdly unlikely considering (among other things) the effect America's fall would have on the global economy - could in no way conquer the world with such meager assistance.

Originally posted by Eminence
No blanket bans on anyone, ever.

[b]EVER. [/B]

No.

Originally posted by MasterAshenVor
People let me put this into context for you a little bit.

Do you not think that People like China , Russia and Iran will be joining the Imps to get rid of countries like Britan , America , Germany , France , Canada , Israel.

I mean Most of the word espically the Communist Countries and other countries that have had wavering loyalties and treaty agreements (Russia) Hate America and her allies.

So I could see Five Hundred Thousand Stormtroopers , One Hundred AT-AT's , One Thousand AT-ST Walkers , AA Turrents , Vader and Three Major Powers of THIS WORLD taking over the ENTIRE World...Dont think that everyone will be with the USA and her allies.

Countries will defect just like people.

Presumably yes. If the Imperials sneak attacked and overran a powerful nuclear nation, many of the others could very well side with them. The part's of the world that despise America will jump to the Imperial cause, and America's weaker allies in NATO and NORAD will surrender without U.S. bulk backing them up.

But as MikeWhoKnowsJack said, Earth is united in destroying the Imps, know everything about them, and the Imps start now thousands of miles away from any country that matters.

Hilarity ensued, we laughed, we cried, but in the end, this Thread of Spitefulness has grown wearisome. So in lieu of MikeWhoDoesntGetIt's changes and restrictions, all in favour of the Earth winning? Aye! Motion passed. All in favour of Gideon's proposal of Blanket Ignore? Damn! Tie vote. Mike's annoyance is equaled by his hilarious obliviousness.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Presumably yes. If the Imperials sneak attacked and overran a powerful nuclear nation, many of the others could very well side with them. The part's of the world that despise America will jump to the Imperial cause, and America's weaker allies in NATO and NORAD will surrender without U.S. bulk backing them up.

But as MikeWhoKnowsJack said, Earth is united in destroying the Imps, know everything about them, and the Imps start now thousands of miles away from any country that matters.

Hilarity ensued, we laughed, we cried, but in the end, this Thread of Spitefulness has grown wearisome. So in lieu of MikeWhoDoesntGetIt's changes and restrictions, all in favour of the Earth winning? Aye! Motion passed. All in favour of Gideon's proposal of Blanket Ignore? Damn! Tie vote. Mike's annoyance is equaled by his hilarious obliviousness.

YOU FAIL. Thousands of miles away? I started them off in the middle of Mexico (which along with Canada is the closest to America you can get unless if you want them to start off in the middle of America, which would we cheap). But then you said that that's not fair and that they shouldn't start off next to world powers...to I changed it, and now you are complaining? WTF????

China, Russia and Iran don't really like eachother, nor would they be stupid enough to side with an Empire that they know (assuming that the leaders know Star Wars) will betray them (like the Empire always does).

And also, why do you complain that Earth knows everything about the Empire? I first said that the Empire knew little about Earth, then after you whining I being GENEROUS gave the Empire near complete information (so that both know about the other really well instead of just the Earth knowing about the Empire), and yet you IGNORE it and just ramble some more? Why not pay back generosity with generosity like a civilized person?

And oh yeah: Red Nemesis, Gideon and a few others STILL side for the Empire, so it isn't a spite unless if they are stupid enough to root for a side that is being overpowered by an overpowered foe.

And it's called HANDICAPPING. If Earth didn't get some advantages, then you'd yell at me for making this a spite against Earth, but whenever I give them advantages, you yell at me for making a "spite" against the Empire.

Hewhoknowsall
Red Nemesis [...] [is] stupid enough to root for a side that is being overpowered by an overpowered foe.

Go go gadget Empire! *Imperial march theme*

I am curious, not knowing much beyond the films of star wars, what evidence suggests Storm troopers and other imperial units are resistant to bullets?

As has been said elseware in the thread the stormies seem like terrible soldiers, not being able to hit a few peeps at short range and seem to have very little actual intelligence or tactics (just running in while fireing is not a real tactic tbh). Take into consideration you dont have just American soldiers, you have Euro soldiers so we actually have some skill, good training and weapons on our side.

The way I see it, despite having higher tech weapons, blasts have a much lower fire rate, so do lasers and the machines/soldiers are designed to survive their own weapons, as is the armour, when a tank shell hits it, or a bullet, whos to say it will protect them? since obvioulsy the armour was not designed for that in mind.

I think our Jets and Naval weapons will also keep the Imperials from taking a win, the British have that Astute sub that can fire from miles away and is nigh impossible to detect, ships and bombardment of missles would destroy imperial forces.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
YOU FAIL. Thousands of miles away? I started them off in the middle of Mexico (which along with Canada is the closest to America you can get unless if you want them to start off in the middle of America, which would we cheap). But then you said that that's not fair and that they shouldn't start off next to world powers...to I changed it, and now you are complaining? WTF????

China, Russia and Iran don't really like eachother, nor would they be stupid enough to side with an Empire that they know (assuming that the leaders know Star Wars) will betray them (like the Empire always does).

And also, why do you complain that Earth knows everything about the Empire? I first said that the Empire knew little about Earth, then after you whining I being GENEROUS gave the Empire near complete information (so that both know about the other really well instead of just the Earth knowing about the Empire), and yet you IGNORE it and just ramble some more? Why not pay back generosity with generosity like a civilized person?

And oh yeah: Red Nemesis, Gideon and a few others STILL side for the Empire, so it isn't a spite unless if they are stupid enough to root for a side that is being overpowered by an overpowered foe.

And it's called HANDICAPPING. If Earth didn't get some advantages, then you'd yell at me for making this a spite against Earth, but whenever I give them advantages, you yell at me for making a "spite" against the Empire.

Buddy boy, you're proof of your own forgetfulness. Do you remember this?

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Fine then. If you really think that it's THAT big of a deal, then let's put them in the middle of South America instead, OK?

And really, I still side with Empire, but only in a reasonable setting. Space invaders with Force powers and laser technology (and some freaking air units) getting the jump on a nuclear nation with some quarter million of its troops overseas will scare/blast America in to submission. But you're little spite thread leaves little room for reason, doesn't it, Mike?

In a worldwide conflict, if America alone is attacked, and loses, America's enemies will side with their destroyers. The religious fanatics will view it as divine providence, and China, Russia (why you mentioned the as-of-yet non-nuclear Iran I don't know), and India will not mess with America's space-conquerors. Meanwhile America's much-weaker-than-them allies will capitulate.

And you handicapped the Empire TOO MUCH. Get this through your lead skull. Handicapping is fine, but deal it in moderation. You gave Earth intimate knowledge of the Empire, unified Earth against the Empire, set the Empire off in South America of all f*cking places, and denied them any air units, supplies, or even some lowly transports. With all these handicaps, Earth PWNS the motherf*cker out of the Empire.

When we asked for changes, we were asking for you to even the playing field but instead you threw it out of whack. YOU FAIL.