Martin Riggs "Deliverance" Gauntlet:

Martin Riggs is vacationing with his partner Murtaugh on the boat when in a drunken 'leaning back onto something that would not actually be there' moment falls overboard and Murtaugh cant hear as the radio in the shower is real loud and the boat leaves Riggs in just his underpants to embarrassedly swim ashore to the faint strains of Banjo music....

For it is now time for unarmed Riggs to......

"Ride the Deliverance gauntlet."

Can Riggs escape the rape...?

Or would he be squealing like a pig.... going "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....!!!" a bunch...?

Scenario A: Riggs as described above.

Scenario B: Riggs is ambushed by Banjo boy who throws oil on Riggs and sprays him with Lady perfume real nice for the mountain men.
(Of which there are up to 15.)

Riggs pwns the inbreds.

Good thread, nice change from the '2 guys Vs' norm.

I'd give it to Riggs if they was only 4-5 of them, but 15, he doesn't have McClane's luck to pull him and his rectum out of this safely. He walks out of the backswoods rather ackwardly due to an overly abused anus.

Guys who could avoid the ass-rape and make it out of the woods alive with just their wits and fists.

McClane
Rambo
Bruce Wayne
The Predator
Chewbacca
Jame T. Kirk

Gotta remember Riggs tearing through that room full of baddies in LW1.

These hillbillies would come equipped with shotguns and probably hunting rifles, his hero-luck isn't high enough to get him through.

You forget that he used the dead bad guys as human shields? They were trained mercs, dude, not hillbillies. He went through them like they werent even there.

Yeah but against 15, they'd be using HIM as a a human sheild aginst their own Jizz, Im afraid. Im mean, hows he gonna close range against em without:
A) Having gotten shot.
B) Having taken a shot or two in the ass.

Even if he grabs a Mountain/Mounting man and uses him as a human shield, grabbing his shotgun, would not the 14 other shotguns' stand a better chance of blowing Riggs away, than Riggs'd stand of defeating them with just two shots..?

Riggs also has a long history of having to f*** around doing Three Stooges routines at a times that would normally get you blown away and against 15 shotguns that'd just about get him shot then they f*** the headless corpse.

And like Robtard reasonably notes, they might have hunting rifles too. And trying to run away fast with with the theoretical agony of being the victim of a thorough assf**king would be a challenge, I should imagine.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Riggs pwns the inbreds.

By giving them all ass-aids...?

Remember that when Riggs took out the room of mercs, none of them had sexually/physically violated him to the point that he couldn't walk.. Big difference.

Originally posted by Robtard
Good thread, nice change from the '2 guys Vs' norm.

I'd give it to Riggs if they was only 4-5 of them, but 15, he doesn't have McClane's luck to pull him and his rectum out of this safely. He walks out of the backswoods rather ackwardly due to an overly abused anus.

Guys who could avoid the ass-rape and make it out of the woods alive with just their wits and fists.

McClane
Rambo
Bruce Wayne
The Predator
Chewbacca
Jame T. Kirk

Word.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
By giving them all ass-aids...?

Remember that when Riggs took out the room of mercs, none of them had sexually/physically violated him to the point that he couldn't walk.. Big difference.

Not that its the point of this thread, But McClane would just take the ass pounding, then simply kill them all one by one while they are weak post orgasm, OR would simply bi**hslap Burt Reynolds right at the beginning for being exactly the kinda guy who despite, his confidence, will get you all killed, circumventing the threat of incident nicely.

Spite would be a strong word that would wrongly imply ill feeling or malice on my part.

It would also render you somewhat hypocritical in light of many of your past threads around the time of McClanebeatsRiggs. 🙂

So........... "no" would be your answer.

Wait, I thought the whole point of the thread was for them to AVOID the anal rape?

Um, who the hell is "Banjo Boy" and whats this topic about someone.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Not that its the point of this thread, But McClane would just take the ass pounding, then simply kill them all one by one while they are weak post orgasm, OR would simply bi**hslap Burt Reynolds right at the beginning for being exactly the kinda guy who despite, his confidence, will get you all killed, circumventing the threat of incident nicely.

Spite would be a strong word that would wrongly imply ill feeling or malice on my part.

It would also render you somewhat hypocritical in light of many of your past threads around the time of McClanebeatsRiggs. 🙂

So........... "no" would be your answer.

Name the threads. Right here, right now.

Also, IMO if you are anally raped the battle is lost.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Also, IMO if you are anally raped the battle is lost.

Correct, the battle would be lost, but as McClane has shown us countless times, you can lose the battle, but win the war.

BTW, McClane has indirect experience dealing with anal-rapist, in Pulp Fiction.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Name the threads. Right here, right now.

Also, IMO if you are anally raped the battle is lost.

You love the unneccesarily dramatic tone, don t you...?
"Right here, right now!!!!" lol
Dont stamp your feet like youre a petulant kid demanding his parents for an ice cream, communicate like an adult.

Instead of individual names, I'll just lazily, yet accurately say
"Most of everything that you posted threadwise with the name McClane in it."

Well Riggs'd lose a lot quicker than McClane I guess, but its off topic, anyways as the thread clearly says RIGGS runs the deliverance gauntlet. If you wanna set up a true spite thread equivalent in McClane's name, then do so.

Originally posted by Robtard
Correct, the battle would be lost, but as McClane has shown us countless times, you can lose the battle, but win the war.

BTW, McClane has indirect experience dealing with anal-rapist, in Pulp Fiction.

LOL True that, on both counts.

Originally posted by Placidity
Um, who the hell is "Banjo Boy" and whats this topic about someone.

The movie deliverance.

And Banjo Boy is this kid who is really good at playing smokingly good banjo, and he is also a creepy harbinger of death kinda figure in the movie too.

The famous piece of music entitled "Duelling banjos" was played by Banjo boy (on his Banjo) against Ronnie Cox's (Dick Jones in Robocop) character who plays an acoustic guitar. Look up deliverance banjo scene or duelling banjos on Youtube for more info.

Spite thread.

No. As I said before, "spite thread" implies that there is spite intended.

There is none.

But thanks for the contribution.