Martin Riggs "Deliverance" Gauntlet:

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No. As I said before, "spite thread" implies that there is spite intended.

There is none.

I'm not complaining, just stating the obvious. Mod doesn't due shit anyway in this forum except ask if he doing his job right or not.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You love the unneccesarily dramatic tone, don t you...?
"Right here, right now!!!!" lol
Dont stamp your feet like youre a petulant kid demanding his parents for an ice cream, communicate like an adult.

Instead of individual names, I'll just lazily, yet accurately say
"Most of everything that you posted threadwise with the name McClane in it."

Well Riggs'd lose a lot quicker than McClane I guess, but its off topic, anyways as the thread clearly says RIGGS runs the deliverance gauntlet. If you wanna set up a true spite thread equivalent in McClane's name, then do so.

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Spite thread.

Let's see, McClane, armed with a 9mm with only one bullet, versus the 300. Hey, you know what? I bet, with his luck, McClane can get them to all stand in a line and kill them all with a single bullet.

McClane versus Luke Skywalker.....I bet, McClane, with his incredible resourcefulness, would fashion an SUV put of a landspeeder and run Luke over.

McClane versus Neo......Farrell disables the matrix, rendering Neo a regular guy. McClane stuffs Neo on an airliner and lights it afire with his zippo.

McClane, just cuz. Sadako sure loves the taste of McClane's penis, doesn't he?

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
I'm not complaining, just stating the obvious. Mod doesn't due shit anyway in this forum except ask if he doing his job right or not.

Now that's just spiteful and unnecessary, may you get anal'd by hill-folk.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
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Let's see, McClane, armed with a 9mm with only one bullet, versus the 300. Hey, you know what? I bet, with his luck, McClane can get them to all stand in a line and kill them all with a single bullet.

McClane versus Luke Skywalker.....I bet, McClane, with his incredible resourcefulness, would fashion an SUV put of a landspeeder and run Luke over.

McClane versus Neo......Farrell disables the matrix, rendering Neo a regular guy. McClane stuffs Neo on an airliner and lights it afire with his zippo.

McClane, just cuz. Sadako sure loves the taste of McClane's penis, doesn't he?

No, he climbs the hill and causes an avalanche to toppledown onto them.

No, he would use the speeder as is.

Yes, I like, very good.

Relax, drama-queen, it's just the Movie Vs. forum.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
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Let's see, McClane, armed with a 9mm with only one bullet, versus the 300. Hey, you know what? I bet, with his luck, McClane can get them to all stand in a line and kill them all with a single bullet.

McClane versus Luke Skywalker.....I bet, McClane, with his incredible resourcefulness, would fashion an SUV put of a landspeeder and run Luke over.

McClane versus Neo......Farrell disables the matrix, rendering Neo a regular guy. McClane stuffs Neo on an airliner and lights it afire with his zippo.

McClane, just cuz. Sadako sure loves the taste of McClane's penis, doesn't he?

See...? This is what Im talking about.
Grow up.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Still waiting on you to name the threads. Go ahead, I'll wait.

Lets see, they start out unarmed, right? Weeeeeeeeeeeell, we all know that McClane, without a pistol or an SUV, or a zippo and a jumbo jet, well...........you know.

I have. And your constant SUV referencing (like in the warehouse thread, for example) blatantly reveals your butthurt grudge, is all.

Originally posted by Robtard
No, he climbs the hill and causes an avalanche to toppledown onto them.

No, he would use the speeder as is.

Yes, I like, very good.

Relax, drama-queen, it's just the Movie Vs. forum.

Climbs the hill, barefoot?

I see. Nver driven a speeder before, but suddenly he is a pod racer.

I knew you would.

Drama queen? 😂 Sure, why not. I could say the same for you, you know, you are right here with me, you know, doing the same shit I am.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I have. And your constant SUV referencing (like in the warehouse thread, for example) blatantly reveals your butthurt grudge, is all.

Hey. Kills is what matters.

More kills doesnt make someone a better h2h combatant.

Rambo versus Jet Li in "Fearless", h2h, who wins? Rambo has more kills, so I am betting you say Rambo.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Climbs the hill, barefoot?

I see. Nver driven a speeder before, but suddenly he is a pod racer.

I knew you would.

Drama queen? 😂 Sure, why not. I could say the same for you, you know, you are right here with me, you know, doing the same shit I am.

If he barely missed a step from broken glass, some rocks and shrubbery won't be all that hard.

No, those speeders look easy to drive, having one stick and all.

No, I knew you would,

Yes. Same thing? Not likely.

Anyhow, Riggs doesn't have the skill or the illogical luck to make it out of here with a tight anus. Bringing in McClane and comparing his H2H skills to Riggs' serves what?

It makes him the most prolific killer, of the two, certainly.

To say otherwise, is like saying that a hand grenade is a better killer, because/despite the fact that it kills less people than a nuke.

Which of course, would be silly, wouldn't it...?

Originally posted by Robtard
If he barely missed a step from broken glass, some rocks and shrubbery won't be all that hard.

No, those speeders look easy to drive, having one stick and all.

No, I knew you would,

Yes. Same thing? Not likely.

Anyhow, Riggs doesn't have the skill or the illogical luck to make it out of here with a tight anus. Bringing in McClane and comparing his H2H skills to Riggs' serves what?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It makes him the most prolific killer, of the two, certainly.

To say otherwise, is like saying that a hand grenade is a better killer, because/despite the fact that it kills less people than a nuke.

Which of course, would be silly, wouldn't it...?

It does if the person has virtually superhero endurance and the ability to kill pretty much anything he faces, regardless of their training or backgrounds, with a lot of non-gun deaths to his name....sure.

Jackie Chan'll be the first to tell you about the validity of using the environment you fight in against your opponent. And McClane is a great improviser and finishes big, usually in an entertaining way.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
What is McClane gonna use as weapons? A stick? A dead fish? Fern growth?

Maybe a creative combination of both the fern growth and the stick although, yeah he could probably beat a man to death with a reasonably large carp or trout..

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
What is McClane gonna use as weapons? A stick? A dead fish? Fern growth?

As Sadako said a page back when you brought McClane into this, he'd take the ass-pounding, just as he's taken countless other beatdowns and kept on truck'n.

But after said raping, he'd crack some jokes, make those hill-folk put their guard down and then proceed to annihilate them for their affront.

Edit: I didn't answer your question, so yes, he would. Along with thier guns, banjos, hats, false teeth etc.

Well you've seen what he does when you do things like mess with his xmas....imagine how vengeful he'd be if you f***ed him in the ass...!
Man that'd put anyone in a bad mood.
But nobody "bad moods" like McClane.

But like Robtard rightly says: This isnt about McClane, regardless of his superiority to Riggs..

Hell, this is a tough gauntlet, even a jedi like Obi couldn't make it with intact colon.