Martin Riggs "Deliverance" Gauntlet:

Started by Robtard12 pages

Why should we get off in the first place? They're warm and comforting.

😆

....And they'll never be destroyed by terrorists.

Originally posted by Robtard
Hell, this is a tough gauntlet, even a jedi like Obi couldn't make it with intact colon.
Sure you want to bring up THAT argument again? 😛

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Sure you want to bring up THAT argument again? 😛

If you have an argument where a sabre-less Kenobi could fend off 15 armed and horny hill-folk, I'm willing to hear it.

Even with a sabre, he'd be hard pressed, without, he gets reamed.

Originally posted by Robtard
We have, some people get killed and some things get broken.

When McClane gets pissed, there's total carnage... buildings explode, cars fly into airborne helicopters, freeways collapse, jet fighters crash etc. etc. etc.

I wouldn't want to fight either of them, but at least with Riggs, I know the worse he'll do is kill me and quickly. With McClane, I'd probably end up thrown out of the 200th floor of a building while on fire and falling directly into the path of a lowflying helicopter's blades.

Too bad there are no buildings, cars, choppers, freeways or jets in the woods.

And Kenobi would pwn 15 hillbillies.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Too bad there are no buildings, cars, choppers, freeways or jets in the woods.

And Kenobi would pwn 15 hillbillies.

We already covered that McClane would take the ass-pounding here.

How now?

Originally posted by Robtard
If you have an argument where a sabre-less Kenobi could fend off 15 armed and horny hill-folk, I'm willing to hear it.

Even with a sabre, he'd be hard pressed, without, he gets reamed.

With precog, superspeed and accelerated healing? Not to mention the infamous mind trick.

Originally posted by Robtard
We already covered that McClane would take the ass-pounding here.

How now?

And then?

And then theyd all be dead.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Too bad there are no buildings, cars, choppers, freeways or jets in the woods.

Lots of wood for McClane to apply to killing folk with, in the woods.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
With precog, superspeed and accelerated healing? Not to mention the infamous mind trick.

His precog isn't infallible, especially against multiple simultaneous attacks. As seen in the movies, Jedi can't dodge/evade everything, they can get overwhelmed.

He's fast, not fast enough to outrun a bullet(s).

He has no HF, even if he did, it'd only help his ******* to close-up faster AFTER the raping.

He can't mind trick all of them coming from all sides, by the time he tricks a few, others while have already shot him in the leg and begun the task of removing his gown and defiling his O-ring.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And then theyd all be dead.

Lots of wood for McClane to apply to killing folk with, in the woods.

Whats he gonna do with wood? haermm

*waits for it*

Yeeah some of those shotguns may be carrying lead shot, some carry full jacketed rounds.. hard to see Kenobi escaping that from several directions.

Clubbing them with wood...? Ramming the sharp ends of snapped branches through their eyes..etc? With his resourcefulness, he may even be able to make a wooden SUV.

Procog, force pull and push, force hold and super human speed.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Whats he gonna do with wood? haermm

*waits for it*

1) Rip-off a tree branch and use it as an impromptu hillbilly basher.

2) Light the woods on fire (he can use their own moonshine to help) and burn them out of house and home.

Stop swinging from my nuts.

-John McClane

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Procog, force pull and push, force hold and super human speed.

Precog has failed, especially against overwhelming attacks. There's 15 guys with guns here.

Force pull/push/hold while he can take a few with this, he'll leave himself open to the others, as there's 15 of them.

Super-speed, yes. Not fast enough to outrun bullets.

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Stop swinging from my nuts.

-John McClane

McClane would never say that to me, impostor.

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane would never say that to me, impostor.

I'm sure he would if he saw this forum.

Originally posted by Robtard
Precog has failed, especially against overwhelming attacks

Force pull/push/hold while he can take a few with this, he'll leave himself open to the others, as there's 15 of them.

Super-speed, yes. Not fast enough to outrun bullets.

But fast enough to disarm a few, use them as human shields, and use their weapons against them.

Jedi mind trick FTW.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Procog, force pull and push, force hold and super human speed.

Precog, Smchmeecog.
The Purge working= Shitty precog.

Where was his super human speed ever shown..?
(Other than dashing up a hall away from Droidekas?)

On that note...? Why couldnt he stand off against the droidekas, if precog is infailable...? He cant stop lots of blaster bolts (slower than guns) with a lightsabre.

So why can he repell 15 speeding streams of hot lead coming in from 15 different directions ofall of a sudden...? 😛

The mindtrick appears to be a one-on-one thing, rather than a one-on-crowd thing.