Martin Riggs "Deliverance" Gauntlet:

Damn thats hard to argue against.

I'm sure he could take a few out with his Jedi'ry, but he's bound to not jedi-dodge every shot and/or hillbilly-punch, he'd probably take a shell to the leg, go down and end up bent over a log.

Spider-man could make it out, he'd be travelling through the trees at light speeds once he saw 15 armed and horny hill-folk coming,

There'd definitely be plenty of shooters about.
And since a shotgun fires non-tracer rounds at higher velocity than blasters, odds are that the wound that would leave him vulnerable to becoming a hillybillywillywarmer would occur pretty quickly. ✅

Luckily for Spidey in your scenario there, his spideysense is more reliable than Jedi precog and his bullet dodging credentials are in order.
Ergo he escapes the unwanted ass inspection raiding party.

Dodge, counter, doge, up a tree and exiting through the treetops, no shame in that considering the scenario.

Originally posted by Robtard
As Sadako said a page back when you brought McClane into this, he'd take the ass-pounding, just as he's taken countless other beatdowns and kept on truck'n.

But after said raping, he'd crack some jokes, make those hill-folk put their guard down and then proceed to annihilate them for their affront.

Edit: I didn't answer your question, so yes, he would. Along with thier guns, banjos, hats, false teeth etc.

Thats just me.

I think it should be who would be able to AVOID the rape AND defeat the inbreds.

Well maybe its about how raped the gauntlet runner gets.

(And since that runner is Riggs, We have to wonder how good he'd be at keeping multiple hillybilly dicks out of his yesterday's dinner.)

Nah, to me, once the penis breaches the rectum, the battle is over.

So Riggs loses quickly then, you say...?

I'd say that he avoids getting raped longer than McClane does. But in the end, literally, they both get it in the end, again, literally.

It matters not his raping relative to McClane's raping, (Even Mcclane rules and Riggs'd probably give himself willingly, if Roger wasn't looking. 😛)

Mmmmmmmmm.......I'd say Riggs uses his special forces training to MAYBE escape the woods without being cornholed......MAYBE....

Against 15 of them...?

How does he escape them to begin with....?

When Riggs emerges from the river, are they like right there, guns drawn?

No they wait for him to walk onto the land before springing from behind the trees.. It is then in Scenario B that Banjo Boy strikes.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, to me, once the penis breaches the rectum, the battle is over.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mmmmmmmmm.......I'd say Riggs uses his special forces training to MAYBE escape the woods without being cornholed......MAYBE....

I'd say McClane uses his legendary durability to clench his ass-cheeks and keeps the hillbilly penises at bay, ergo, winning the scenario.

That'd be the more likely outcome.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No they wait for him to walk onto the land before springing from behind the trees.. It is then in Scenario B that Banjo Boy strikes.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Then they are both assraped, and pissed about it. And we have seen what happens when Riggs is pissed.

We have, some people get killed and some things get broken.

When McClane gets pissed, there's total carnage... buildings explode, cars fly into airborne helicopters, freeways collapse, jet fighters crash etc. etc. etc.

I wouldn't want to fight either of them, but at least with Riggs, I know the worse he'll do is kill me and quickly. With McClane, I'd probably end up thrown out of the 200th floor of a building while on fire and falling directly into the path of a lowflying helicopter's blades.

Originally posted by Robtard
We have, some people get killed and some things get broken.

When McClane gets pissed, there's total carnage... buildings explode, cars fly into airborne helicopters, freeways collapse, jet fighters crash etc. etc. etc.

I wouldn't want to fight either of them, but at least with Riggs, I know the worse he'll do is kill me and quickly. With McClane, I'd probably end up thrown out of the 200th floor of a building while on fire and falling directly into the path of a lowflying helicopter's blades.

ROFLMAO 😆

So true...!

If his carnagefests were anymore immense then he'd have to be made the replacement for the hydrogen bomb.

When are you guys gonna get off McClanes nuts already?