Martin Riggs "Deliverance" Gauntlet:

Originally posted by Sado22
hysterical

after the asskicking he got in DH4 for the asian chick, all a woman has to do is look at him and say "boo".

If I'm right (and I always am), I think that hot Asian ninja-girl ended up the worse of the two.

Originally posted by Sado22
hysterical

after the asskicking he got in DH4 for the asian chick, all a woman has to do is look at him and say "boo".

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If a shotgun is placed at his head, McClane'd squeal like a schoolgirl.

He had worse than that pointed at his head. By Karl in DH1.

And what did McClane do...? After taking a brief moment to deliver sarcastic bit of mock sympathy at the gunman's brother's death, he disarmed and beat the motherf**er's ass.

Nope. No dumping in rivers in straightjackets for McClane. Nosireebob.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He had worse than that pointed at his head. By Karl in DH1.

And what did McClane do...? After taking a brief moment to deliver sarcastic bit of mock sympathy at the gunman's brother's death, he disarmed and beat the motherf**er's ass.

Nope. No dumping in rivers in straightjackets for McClane. Nosireebob.

Originally posted by Robtard
If I'm right (and I always am), I think that hot Asian ninja-girl ended up the worse of the two.

Exactry.

She love the mortician loooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng time.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yes, but Karl didnt have his inbred cousins backing him up.

But yeah basically, Riggs gives the bad men a piggyback, as they play a violent game of "hide the sausage" in his arsehole.
(as Murtaugh will have broken him in thousands of times already, Riggs might be OK........)

Riggs never woudla fought Karl h2h. Riggs woulda plugged him.

Spaculation.

And I just remembered that McCalane allowed himself to be snuck up on by Karl, remember? So Riggs was snuck up on my Vorsted, and McClane by Karl.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And I just remembered that McCalane allowed himself to be snuck up on by Karl, remember? So Riggs was snuck up on my Vorsted, and McClane by Karl.

Yeah, McClane "allowed" it, it was part of his overall plan, even when you think he isn't in control, he's in control.

crylaugh

You're laughing because you agree?

He should too.

'Cause when Karl snuck up on McClane, it got Karl an epic ass kicking and strangling. ...........Cause thats how McClane rolls.

Not like McCallister in the desert with Riggs...
One little gun to the head and Riggs is half naked and tortured beaten by men. (Like in this thread, I guess)

Someone does that to McClane, they have to immediately pay the fiddler. Karl even shot him and shit. But McClane knocked the gun out of the way, feigning mock sympathy at Karl's brothers death, and proceeded to f**king him up.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
crylaugh

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, I am laughing at your McClane fanboy BS.

It's factually impossible to be a McClane fanboy, now Riggs, Swagger or anything Jedi/SW, those are known fanboy portals, good sir.

McClane "allowed" it haermm

Originally posted by Robtard
It's factually impossible to be a McClane fanboy, now Riggs, Swagger or anything Jedi/SW, those are known fanboy portals, good sir.

Indeed. There is nothing more depraived than a man in the grip of a Swagger binge.

*Swats fanboys with swatter*

This is Sith country!

Poor McClane.....his poor testicles......

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
McClane "allowed" it haermm

I believe you said the very thing above.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Poor McClane.....his poor testicles......

Yes, carrying around such epic balls of steel, compared to Rigg's marshmallow ball bearings, must be painful and challenging..

Riggs' also get a rest quite frequently, when they are allowed to hang out of Murtaugh's back pocket.