Martin Riggs "Deliverance" Gauntlet:

Deluded....

You are.... But dont be so hard on yourself, occasionally you have been right.

Even mathematically speaking, it had to happen eventually.

But most of the time you live in a house made of Riggs nutsack with a shed made of 100% pure Murtaugh beanbag. 😆

I like variety in my diet. 😂

Yes, carrying around such epic balls of steel, compared to Rigg's marshmallow ball bearings, must be painful and challenging

Riggs' also get a rest quite frequently, when they are allowed to hang out of Murtaugh's back pocket.

~Sado

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Fair comments, both. 😛

McClanes balls are so dense that ever time Holly tried to get near him she became caught in the surrounding gravity well, and thats where she was in DH4: Trapped in his shorts the whole time unable to escape the gravity..

And you ridicule me for the McClane knob job remarks haermm

No. Its simple gravitational science. 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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Fair comments, both. 😛

McClanes balls are so dense that ever time Holly tried to get near him she became caught in the surrounding gravity well, and thats where she was in DH4: Trapped in his shorts the whole time unable to escape the gravity..

Holy shit, I thought I saw something moving in what appeared to be an elliptical orbit in McClane's pants, I just figured it was his cock.

Thanks for the enlightenment, friend.

Originally posted by Sado22
yes, and that's why Holly left him. the balls were harder than his cock ever got 😛

Holly got custody of his balls. that's why he became a drunk in DH3😏

~Sado

McClanes balls are so dense that ever time Holly tried to get near him she became caught in the surrounding gravity well, and thats where she was in DH4: Trapped in his shorts the whole time unable to escape the gravity.

holyshite gentlemen i think we just began our own brand of chuck norris jokes 😎

Originally posted by Sado22
McClane doesn't have orgasms......he goes nova

Yes, but as not even light could escape gravity that dense, the world is not destroyed when it happens.

Originally posted by Robtard
Holy shit, I thought I saw something moving in what appeared to be an elliptical orbit in McClane's pants, I just figured it was his cock.

Thanks for the enlightenment, friend.

"....and knowing is half the battle."

Next Week: How McClane's blackhole density testis of the uber-steel were directly responsible for the tunguska blast. 😄

McClane time-traveling back to the early 1900's 12 Monkeys style would explain that mystery.

Yes, the way that the intense gravity bends spacetime around his nutsack allows him to do that.
And for a moment that his balls dropped (presumably in New Jersey around the late sixties), the resulting distortion placed the blast in 1929.
Bollockular containment was temporarily threatened and the resulting air displacement from the boom destroyed all the trees in Tunguska.

Originally posted by Sado22
holyshite gentlemen i think we just began our own brand of chuck norris jokes 😎

Well its a bit different in this instance because its not lampooning McClane in the same way, due to McClane being more the antithesis of the genre of action hero that Norris represents..

And it in no way detracts from his superiority over Riggs.

So Riggs is still looking to be squealing, then.

They'd BOTH squeal, man.

Riggs squealin first. Hell they wouldnt even have to force him.

And then he'd clean the jizz from his hole, use the jizz as a slingshot weapon, blinding the inbreds, disarm them, and well.......you know the rest.

Nah cause he lacks McClane's endurance and luck.

He'd just be fu*ked (and maybe bleeding/crying).