Martin Riggs "Deliverance" Gauntlet:

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Are they your most favorite two Posters here in the KMC world...?

How sweet.
They'll be flattered, I bet. 😖hifty:

wuuuuuuuuuut

😂

Asphinctersayswhat....?

You kinda lost me.

That'll do in lieu of a "what"...... 😂

OK kids thats all the time we have for today.

....said the Catholic Priest, rezipping his fly.

crylaugh

Don't laugh too much: You ARE that priest.....

😉 (J/K.............I know youre not Catholic lolz)

stop wasting so much space, foo! 😠

j/k 😛

😛

Question......who would squeal like a pig first?

Given Riggs natural affection for silliness and pissing around doing three stooges noises on command, Id say Riggs.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Question......who would squeal like a pig first?

I don't think McClane would squeal and give the raping-hillbilly the pleasure.

What McClane would do is bear-down and push out a massive turd, thereby covering the offending penis with his shit, causing a commotion and then using said distraction of the upset hill-folk to mount an offensive, which by all accounts, would leave them all dead and the forest in ruins.

I present Diehard 1-4 as my proof, just what happens when McClane is ****ed with.

If a shotgun is placed at his head, McClane'd squeal like a schoolgirl.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If a shotgun is placed at his head, McClane'd squeal like a schoolgirl.

If those hill-people are stupid enough to put a gun within McClane's reach, all their doing is asking for death.

In that scenario, he clench-up, thereby locking the hillbilly who's pounding him in place, quickly grab that shotgun from the one holding it who would be distracted by his ass-pounding kins sudden shouts of penile pain and roll (yes, with the butt****ing hillbilly still attached) while blasting two (or more) away, then use the attached butt****er as a temp human-shield to disarm another one and continue the slaughter.

Originally posted by Robtard
If those hill-people are stupid enough to put a gun within McClane's reach, all their doing is asking for death.

In that scenario, he clench-up, thereby locking the hillbilly who's pounding him in place, quickly grab that shotgun from the one holding it who would be distracted by his ass-pounding kins sudden shouts of penile pain and roll (yes, with the butt****ing hillbilly still attached) while blasting two (or more) away, then use the attached butt****er as a temp human-shield to disarm another one and continue the slaughter.

Wow. All that and with no shoes.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wow. All that and with no shoes.

If broken glass didn't stop McClane from causing death and destruction to a bunch of well armed/trained mercenaries lead by a genius, then a bunch of ignorant hayseed sodomites shouldn't be a problem, post ass-rape of course.

Prolly McClane would end up like this cop

YouTube video

hysterical

If a shotgun is placed at his head, McClane'd squeal like a schoolgirl.

after the asskicking he got in DH4 for the asian chick, all a woman has to do is look at him and say "boo".