Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Question......who would squeal like a pig first?
I don't think McClane would squeal and give the raping-hillbilly the pleasure.
What McClane would do is bear-down and push out a massive turd, thereby covering the offending penis with his shit, causing a commotion and then using said distraction of the upset hill-folk to mount an offensive, which by all accounts, would leave them all dead and the forest in ruins.
I present Diehard 1-4 as my proof, just what happens when McClane is ****ed with.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If a shotgun is placed at his head, McClane'd squeal like a schoolgirl.
If those hill-people are stupid enough to put a gun within McClane's reach, all their doing is asking for death.
In that scenario, he clench-up, thereby locking the hillbilly who's pounding him in place, quickly grab that shotgun from the one holding it who would be distracted by his ass-pounding kins sudden shouts of penile pain and roll (yes, with the butt****ing hillbilly still attached) while blasting two (or more) away, then use the attached butt****er as a temp human-shield to disarm another one and continue the slaughter.
Originally posted by RobtardWow. All that and with no shoes.
If those hill-people are stupid enough to put a gun within McClane's reach, all their doing is asking for death.In that scenario, he clench-up, thereby locking the hillbilly who's pounding him in place, quickly grab that shotgun from the one holding it who would be distracted by his ass-pounding kins sudden shouts of penile pain and roll (yes, with the butt****ing hillbilly still attached) while blasting two (or more) away, then use the attached butt****er as a temp human-shield to disarm another one and continue the slaughter.
Prolly McClane would end up like this cop