Martin Riggs "Deliverance" Gauntlet:

Started by Robtard12 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
But fast enough to disarm a few, use them as human shields, and use their weapons against them.

Jedi mind trick FTW.

Do you really think the other 12-14 are just going to be sitting back while he disarms one, two or three?

He can't use more than one as a shield, so he'd likely take a shelling to the back.

Yes, he could MT a few, why he's doing that, he leaves himself open to the rest.

Originally posted by Robtard
His precog isn't infallible, especially against multiple simultaneous attacks. As seen in the movies, Jedi can't dodge/evade everything, they can get overwhelmed.

He's fast, not fast enough to outrun a bullet(s).

He has no HF, even if he did, it'd only help his ******* to close-up faster AFTER the raping.

He can't mind trick all of them coming from all sides, by the time he tricks a few, others while have already shot him in the leg and begun the task of removing his gown and defiling his O-ring.

Jedi only lose when they are overwhelmed by the Dark Side.

I'm not sure about that.

Yes they do, it's just not visceral enough to show in the movies.

He could trick them in raping eachother. 😛

Originally posted by Robtard

He can't use more than one as a shield, so he'd likely take a shelling to the back.

In more ways than one.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Jedi only lose when they are overwhelmed by the Dark Side.

He could trick them in raping eachother. 😛

Qui-Gonn's testimony that Jedi aren't immune to being killed was built clearly on times before the Sith revealed themselves again.
So that implies that other things/people other than Sith must've killed 'em before.
Bounty hunters etc...?

Are you kidding...? These people probably rape each other for breakfast, at dinnner, and then twice again in the evening, to keep the romance.

Besides, Obiwan'd only have time to control one rapist before the Jedi's tea-towel holder/knotted balloon/rusty sheriff's badge is presented neatly on a rape plate to the head Mountain man.

Originally posted by Robtard
Do you really think the other 12-14 are just going to be sitting back while he disarms one, two or three?

He can't use more than one as a shield, so he'd likely take a shelling to the back.

Yes, he could MT a few, why he's doing that, he leaves himself open to the rest.

He'd be moving faster than they can follow, dude. By the time they track him, he will have killed two or three, moving on to the next.

No, because Jedi dont star in the Matrix. Or have Spidey's speed.

Yes, because Jedi are shown moving that fast in TPM.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Qui-Gonn's testimony that Jedi aren't immune to being killed was built clearly on times before the Sith revealed themselves again.
So that implies that other things/people other than Sith must've killed 'em before.
Bounty hunters etc...?

Are you kidding...? These people probably rape each other for breakfast, at dinnner, and then twice again in the evening, to keep the romance.

Besides, Obiwan'd only have time to control one rapist before the Jedi's tea-towel holder/knotted balloon/rusty sheriff's badge is presented neatly on a rape plate to the head Mountain man.

If that was true, it must have been because a Sith gave them help. Or maybe a Force user who avoided recruitment by the Jedi inadverently used the dark side around them.

Nope, he blitzes them all. 🤣

Maybe they got bombed or something. That is a method displayed for assassination in AOTC at least. Could be sabotaged lift cables, the good old piano dropped on the head technique etc anything... 😛

I suspect that Yoda switched that piano order at the last minute to a piano from the Acme corporation.

I don't remember Jedi dying from an explosion, at least not before the major battle in the coliseum.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He'd be moving faster than they can follow, dude. By the time they track him, he will have killed two or three, moving on to the next.

Obviously all Jedi have this ability, it's the reason why that small Jedi army defeated the droids in the gladiator pit so easily in AOTC, why Obi so easily overwhelmed Grevious and why Obi so easily overwhelmed Jango with that awesome speed-blitz power.

Oh wait, that didn't happen and you're confusing Obi for one of the gay-sexual Anne Rice vampires

Originally posted by Robtard
Obviously all Jedi have this ability, it's the reason why that small Jedi army defeated the droids in the gladiator pit so easily in AOTC.

Oh wait, that didn't happen and you're confusing Obi for one of the gay-sexual Anne Rice vampires.

The Genosis battle is a bad example, there were droids everywhere, no matter where a Jedi might have moved, they would be in the same position. They had no choice but to stand and fight. I suggest you watch TPM again and see how many droids there were.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The Genosis battle is a bad example, there were droids everywhere, no matter where a Jedi might have moved, they would be in the same position. They had no choice but to stand and fight. I suggest you watch TPM again and see how many droids there were.

By your thinking though, they could just speed-blitz'd and taken them all out, considering there was many a Jedi and they were all armed with sabres. What about Obi's fight with GG or Jango, no speed-blitzing there?

Face it, Jedi don't have speed-blitz attacks, they can run away at enhanced speeds though. To bad this is a forest with many a tree to run into and rock or branch to trip over, otherwise Obi might stand a chance of running (away) his anus to safety.

He has a built in guiding system(So to speak) for crying out loud!

Originally posted by Robtard
By your thinking though, they could just speed-blitz'd and taken them all out, considering there was many a Jedi and they were all armed with sabres. What about Obi's fight with GG or Jango, no speed-blitzing there?

Face it, Jedi don't have speed-blitz attacks, they can run away at enhanced speeds though. To bad this is a forest with many a tree to run into and rock or branch to trip over, otherwise Obi might stand a chance of running (away) his anus to safety.

Well, there were blaster bolts flying everywhere. Kinda dangerous to go running around at force enhanced with hundreds of thousands of plasma bolts bearing down on you innit?

I knew you would bring up a Jedi fighting a Sith. Irrelevant, but OK. The reason a Jedi is shown moving at enhanced speeds against droidekas in TPM is to emphasize a Jedi's speed. The droidekas are not force users, they have no precog. A Force user will sense a Jedi/Sith preparing to move at enhanced speeds and adjust accordingly. If Kenobi decided to move behind Maul at enhanced speed, Maul would realize his intent and simply spin to block.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well, there were blaster bolts flying everywhere. Kinda dangerous to go running around at force enhanced with hundreds of thousands of plasma bolts bearing down on you innit?

I knew you would bring up a Jedi fighting a Sith. Irrelevant, but OK. The reason a Jedi is shown moving at enhanced speeds against droidekas in TPM is to emphasize a Jedi's speed. The droidekas are not force users, they have no precog. A Force user will sense a Jedi/Sith preparing to move at enhanced speeds and adjust accordingly. If Kenobi decided to move behind Maul at enhanced speed, Maul would realize his intent and simply spin to block.

LoL, you're scraping the barrel for excuses.

There was ONE scene where Jedi move at enhanced speeds and it was when they ran away.

What of the Jango fight, neither Obi nor Mace used that speed-shit you think they have, why? Hell, the guy that Jango shot could have easily avoided death and killed Jango had he used it like you claim they can.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
He has a built in guiding system(So to speak) for crying out loud!

aka "the Force does it all."

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, you're scraping the barrel for excuses.

There was ONE scene where Jedi move at enhanced speeds and it was when they ran away.

What of the Jango fight, neither Obi nor Mace used that speed-shit you think they have, why? Hell, the guy that Jango shot could have easily avoided death and killed Jango had he used it like you claim they can.

Doesnt matter if they were running away, or if they werent shown doing it again, what matters is that they were shown doing it, meaning they can do it whenever they want.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Doesnt matter if they were running away, or if they werent shown doing it again, what matters is that they were shown doing it, meaning they can do it whenever they want.

You can just say "the Force!!!!111!!1!"

Why not just "McClane, just cuz!!"